Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
It makes me wonder how his mind works. Is the driving thing to try and prove he's a sober driver, or is it because of people posting all his driving infractions? What does he think he's proving?
That he's too stupid not to livestream himself breaking the law.

Also before someone brings up the "hands-free" law, it's just a carve-out to avoid prosecuting people who currently do shit with onboard bullshit that is now in nearly every car. It doesn't legalize livestreaming behind the wheel and talking to an audience instead of doing entirely driving-related stuff that for some reason now requires some distracting bullshit device mounted in the middle of the vehicle so you can't even change a fucking radio station without fucking with some dumb Android device instead of looking at the road.
 
I don't think his license is suspended unless they do that for unpaid tickets as a matter of course (ie without a hearing or a notice), and it looks like the he's driving the Rustang, which is insured according to the most recent ticket. The registration is probably lapsed, but that's all. I really wish one of these car streamers got pulled over.
 
They will be discussing the shower call when Keanu comes on to co-host Steel Toe this Thursday.
From what i heard listening to NLO the past few months Aaron basically seperated in all but name with April and was planning to monkey branch to Keanu. She was already April's replacement co-host, so this is the new girlfriend talking about the ex.

Also apparently Aaron has a bad tell when he's lying/exaggerating and its looking at chat. he's so obsessed with getting their approval that he's constantly starring at chat going "are they buying it; are they buying it?"
It's an interesting watch after getting a bit of context about Nick's proclivities at the time.
they were talking about this on Kino Kasino, how if this was made into a miniseries and you had the events play out chronologically how its blatant from the beginning how much Nick is fucking lying to his audience and grifting hard.
Why is Nick Shower texting this new chick?
she's an easy lay, she fucked a homeless alcoholic dude repeatedly last year, and is still friends with him. Nick would seem like Brad Pitt compared to thatt
Wedding with Geno Bisconte .
flat broke geno still had enough game to pull that. fucking amazing.
Are Minnesota cops just not trained to spot DUI?
Nick gets a DUI and they lose out on a monthly $300+ ticket. just from tickets from Nick and friends alone this year they've probably been able to afford a new squad car or all new guns for the whole department.
. Answering the 'why skeleton whores' question
up until the Kardashians became america's favorite celebrity family, being a skeleton was the ideal form of beauty in the country. look at any "hot" celebrity in the Bush years and it was all about being skinny as possible, even if it meant losing amazing tits or asses. Terri Schiavo literally killed herself trying to be as thin as possible. Eugenia Cooney didn't even have people complaining about how thin she looked when she first started posting videos online because it was considered "normal" or at least on the edge of normal. Now any woman that looks as thin as Lena Dunham did in the first season of girls is considered Anorexic
e that is the children usually behaves very differently in a healthcare setting than the usual home behavior.
are you from the 70s? every psychologist or social worker dealing with children with possible personality disorders does a home visit specifically because of this factor, and you'd be surprised how quickly you end up forgetting someone is there
Has this ever been summarized in the thread?
no; because no one watches Geno.
 
Good job livestreaming yourself breaking the law again, retard.
Counterpoint: his license plate says "LAWPOPE".

He must know what he's doing.

It makes me wonder how his mind works. Is the driving thing to try and prove he's a sober driver, or is it because of people posting all his driving infractions? What does he think he's proving?
Kino Casino announced Mutahar would be on their show at 8:30pm Central to discuss Rekieta and Nick went live at like 8:27pm his time or something like that.

From what i heard listening to NLO the past few months Aaron basically seperated in all but name with April and was planning to monkey branch to Keanu. She was already April's replacement co-host, so this is the new girlfriend talking about the ex.
To be clear, NLO/Melton had absolutely no clue what was going on.
 
Didn't see this archived yet. These clips are short, so maybe they were glossed over.

This is what Nick had to say about the superchats asking about his children during his return stream.

Keep in mind that Nick recently lost his 5 kids due to neglect (among other charges), and this is all he had to say:

WARNING: These Clips May Induce Rage In Some Viewers

Nick doesn't know of any children he's devastated but he "hopes they're okay" (shrug and suppressed grin):



Only God can tell Nick to care for his own children:

Superchat: Get better and take care of your kids.

Nick: Okay...God! (self-congratulatory big smile)



The first clip is reminiscent of Nick's swinging defense in late December 2022 concerning his swinging activities, which was:

"I guess. I hope they're hot. I don't know. I don't remember my dick going in anyone else, but maybe there are some days I don't remember. I don't know. "

All this while wearing his Hedonism II cuck shirt that he also wore when he was arrested:



Nick has lots of hopes for all the children and women he can't remember, doesn't he? Probably wishes them a million dollars too.

Essentially, Nick thinks that if he "doesn't know" or "can't remember" then he can escape accountability of any kind (and to anyone) whether it is his audience, his wife, his own kids, and likely even himself. He just can't cope with reality.

Of course, Nick still knows what he did even if he won't admit it. In 2022 Nick was wearing the cuck shirt while defending the sanctity of his marriage while coming off an MDMA high. In 2024, in a home now devoid of children, Nick stood in defiance of neglecting his parental responsibilities to the point of criminality... by trying to turn it into a joke.

Not too surprising though considering Nick also makes molestation jokes about his kids. Par for the course for someone who derives pleasure from cruelty, even toward those who depended on him most.
 
From what i heard listening to NLO the past few months Aaron basically seperated in all but name with April and was planning to monkey branch to Keanu. She was already April's replacement co-host, so this is the new girlfriend talking about the ex.
Keanu is already dating a loud mouth retard doubt she'd want to take on another.
 
With that haircut Nick looks like a meth head about to ask the judge for his kids back. Which you know, considering how the last few weeks have gone is fitting.
He's trying for that wigger transformation.

"Gimme mah keeds, judge dood, I ain't done no meff in at least two owahs!"
The sheriff and undersheriff of Ramsey County (second most populous county in the state and has the State Capital) livestreams from their car every weekend
That doesn't say anything good about Nick. It does say some pretty bad things about the retard sheriff of Ramsey County though.

(PROTIP: never take legal advice from a cop unless it's about what they're about to arrest you about.)
 
To give the devil his due I can understand from a legal perspective of deflecting the kid question because he'd most definitely incriminate himself more than he already has. This is a double edged sword though, because it looks so bad to everyone watching. He really shouldn't stream until this is over. But Balldo knows best, I'm just an incel prude.
 
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