Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kandinsky]

He looks like an Extra from this scene of True Detectives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eBbD6e0Mk

What a fag.

 

[MrFranDrescher]

What the fuck ODD is even supposed to be? I checked out the list of symptoms and it looks like plain old narcisstic sociopathy to me.

Supposedly Null has it, how is it supposed to be differentiated?

ODD typically comes as part of ADHD. It's really like, just a symptom of ADHD mostly.

People tell you what to do, and sometimes it just hits you the wrong way and you can't stand that they told you what to do like that.

Like for example, if someone told me "You CANT shuffle the deck after you've dealt a card in a game of poker, because then you're changing the cards! DONT do that again!", I'd do it every time I deal because I know it doesn't make a difference and it pisses me off.

It's only specific stuff that comes off a particular kind of way to you, not necessarily everything anyone tells you to do.

 

[AltisticRight]

Didn't Camelot also lie about being swatted? Total attention whore.

Yes he did.
- He used a firetruck stock footage, took a screenshot to claim he was swatted.
- A firetruck visit is technically not a swatting incident. Calling any form of harassment with public services or food deliveries swattings is fucking retarded. People who do so should be bullied. It downplays the severity of swatting which can get a person killed, and people have been killed because of that.
- Looking at you, commentary community fuckwits and other YouTube grifting scum. No, Lucas had food deliveries and cops showed up with a warrant, he was never swatted. Welfare checks are not swattings, Barnes should just choke on a can of tuna.

 

[Can of Spam]

I am baffled that people are calling others "moralfags" for saying you shouldn't abuse your kids.

That's what's great about CY+9: caring about anyone besides yourself and fulfilling your immediate, lizard-brain, hedonistic needs wants is considered high-horse moralfagging to the most Scandinavian incelprude degree. How dare you expect someone to care about their genetic future, legacy, and offspring when cocaine, broke-dick, balldo-time with the corner semen demon can be had right now?

Also what’s the word on that body cam footage?

Apparently everyone's answering the "What do Nick's detractors want?" question and talking about butter dishes, eggs, and Hitler, until it drops.

Riley getting arrested for being a complete stalker. child. "because Rekieta said so.." was a nice pickup from the weekend though.

Spoiler: Continuing on about tripods, butter dishes, and hard boiled eggs..

Let's talk about tripods, butterdishes, and hard boiled eggs.

I can imagine these topics being fused into their final form:

A butter dish on a tripod, holding several hard-boiled eggs...

while Hitler sits in the corner stimming about how good the eggs are going to be once he throws them at Jesse Owens. Or something.

the one where you put the eggs in boiling water and then remove from heat.

Once finished cooking from the residual heat, make sure to put them into an ice-water bath to stop the cooking process and make them
easier to peel.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I think what we can do is look back for seemingly innocuous happenings that were actually really funny given our current knowledge.

That's a good idea. According to what Aaron said, their first time doing coke with Rekieta was on the 4th of December. I don't think he gave any other concrete dates on any events in his story. This is a clip of Nick's locals stream about a day later

Aaron's story was that
-Some of them/all of them were high on mdma and/or coke
-They were all watching a Tarantino movie
-Kayla and April started making out
-Nick put his hand on April's leg and Aaron yelled at Nick about it
-Both couples went to separate rooms and fucked
-Later Kayla came to show Aaron her family pictures

In the locals stream
-Nick talks about an interaction he had with someone: "the the good people in your life, they 'know you' and they kind of ignore um the crazier stuff on the Internet because they go: 'wait what about this', and you go; 'you know me, is that real? Do you honestly think I have time to do this? Do you honestly think I do this?'"
-Nick says: "All of my stories, all of my silliness, they're all in the context of being exclusive and being monogamous"
-Talks about people online thinking that marriage is a prison
-"Marriage is this opportunity to explore with a.., with a.., with your best friend and your best partner"
-"That's what a marriage brings you this opportunity to have trust and fidelity with a person to also then explore like all this uh silly stuff and as long as you do it within your moral boundaries, you're monogamous, uh, you know, you're with each other, there's consent, there's love, there's affirmation."
-Nick talks about how red pill Internet has a narrow view of sexuality and 'that' is what people got mad about
-"No one else will be honest about relationships" Yes, he really said that
-Nick says that churches are dishonest, because they think that people 'having fun' will take things outside of the relationship
-"your marriage is not a death contract"
-A lot of other talking points

It's an interesting watch after getting a bit of context about Nick's proclivities at the time. Even though Aaron is not that reliable of a narrator. I don't know if this was posted after Aaron's story came out. I couldn't keep up with the thread at all then.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck ODD is even supposed to be? I checked out the list of symptoms and it looks like plain old narcisstic sociopathy to me.

Supposedly Null has it, how is it supposed to be differentiated?

It's something only children are diagnosed with because most of them grow out of it. When adults behave that way, they're just called sociopaths.

 

[RotPockets]

Didn't Camelot also lie about being swatted? Total attention whore.

Coomalot just got swatted allegedly. I’ll edit with the video in a sec.

Edit; He was coping and sneeding about his terrible Daytona performance when it happened. He heard what sounded like an air horn and then said there was a fire truck in his driveway.

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[SaltyFanta]

What do Nick's detractors want?

I want Nick to make a million dollars

 

[Pedophobe]

Is this about right?

Yes except he shit talked the judge before he was arrested because she's also presiding over the expensive civil suit he's losing, and we don't know if he's going to continue to represent himself in the criminal case going forward (but it would be weird and funny if he did).

 

[Molag Bal]

What do Nick's detractors want?

Originally as a passive observer, I just wanted him to stop being retarded, quit the swinging, quit the drugs and go back to being the (monogamous and not drug-addicted) family man from pre-Depp times.
Now I think it's funnier to simply watch where this whole coke-bust-train is headed. I'm open to all outcomes from "Him and Kayla go to prison, friends or family raise the kids" to "Nick somehow walks, brags with that fact and turns into saul goodman irl"

 

[Sharpeteer]

This was posted in the Dick thread the other day, but I didn't see it posted here.

After getting drop-kicked of the Farms for being an annoying fag (after first receiving a one week threadban, but not taking the hint), @KiwiJesus went crying to the the Dick Show subreddit about how much we suck.

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It is always, ALWAYS the biggest of retards that do this.

They act like the most annoying pieces of shit, then when people respond accordingly, they say "LOL I love how you all hate me" or "I live in your head!" or "LOL I triggered you!"

Also even the fact that in his first sentence he tries to downplay any concern for Nick's kids, that's enough.

And you have to be a complete idiot to think Reddit is "free speech" anything. Even looking past how woke it is, I guess this retard never heard about the CEO of Reddit going nuclear after the API changes awhile back.

Key @KiwiJesus, die in a car accident with Nick driving. Banning you was a great decision that I'm happy our jannies made. Reddit deserves your slop.

 

[Glass House]

A lot of the defenders of Nick are saying that the kids weren't harmed in any way so the drug use would have no effect on them. I was watching 600 lb. Life (S5 Ep 9) the other day and came across a very familiar sounding story.

"Things got a lot more violent in our house after that. My dad and mom would get so angry..."

This made me think of this segment of the Aaron interview.

If the kids never once saw the drugs, this does not mean that they were not impacted by the use. The chaotic, tense, and violent household will negatively impact all of them. Defenders can't ever argue that the kids never saw it happening though because we have several clips like the one below that show drunk/high Nick angrily interacting with the youngest child (and then publicly making molestation jokes about her).

I do suspect that deep down Nick knew this was bad and didn't want one of his kids to become 600 pounds, but his solution wasn't to stop drugs and alcohol, it was to stop buying them food.

 

[Burn It All Down]

What do I want?

Nick and Kayla to get clean and sober.
If they can't repair their relationship, they can at least be civil co-parents without bullshit.

What do I expect?

Absolutely none of that.

Nick seems determined to fight these charges. The only way all of these charges go away is if there was some procedural error in getting or serving the warrant. He might get the gun charges dropped, depending on how the Hunter Biden case goes. Nick seems to think He is Perry Mason when he isn't even Troy McClure.

 

[BradCarter]

What do Nick's detractors want?

The complete and total destruction of the state of Israel.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A lawn chair, some popcorn, and a decent view.

I know a guy who's giving away a pair of handmade Adirondack chairs, you just have to pick them up...

 

[Chazzed Up]

Eva parodies are overdone. I'd rather see a proper Sailor Goon intro.

Eva is way more applicable to Nick's life and situation than Sailor Moon but both would be funny.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The whole flowery "woe is me, overcoming adversity" horseshit is ebidance enough that he is going to fuck this up even worse for himself. He actually believes he has done absolutely nothing wrong. I know he's an absolutely shameless bullshit artist, but even I was a little surprised that he had the absolute fucking gall to try and do this fake Christian bible shit so soon.

His heretical takes on Scripture are my personal guilty pleasure. Once I have the OP updated with all the needful points and an FAQ, my first vanity project will be a compilation of the Canon of Balldo.

Nick has such hilariously bad takes on this that twist around to 'religion is what I say it is' and 'I didn't say I was a GOOD Christian! Stop judging me!'

Nick has confused adversity with the wages of sin. The former is bad stuff outside your control that you have to deal with as part of life, while the latter is the consequences of your bad choices coming home to roost. Adversity can refine you, but the wages of sin are supposed to humble you. Nick is spitting in the face of God here.

I'm sure his CPS case worker is happy to see that Nick considers the people who reported on his abuse of his children to be leeches who need to be burned out of his life and that he thinks anyone telling him to improve is a liar who needs to be ignored...

If Nick considers the mindset necessary for change to be poison, then he's guaranteed not to change. I hope for the sake of his children that he crashes soon, so they can be permanently placed with relatives and don't have to deal with the instability of having Nick in and out of their lives.

I love how Nick's suddenly wearing button up shirts instead of ratty t-shirts, as if the problems in his life were due to his wardrobe and not his unfettered hedonism and drug use...

One has to ask... How many people are left in your life if you shut out anyone who has a hint of disagreement with you?

Nick is going to end up alone and miserable once he runs out of 'friends'...

 

[Procrastinhater]

What the fuck ODD is even supposed to be? I checked out the list of symptoms and it looks like plain old narcisstic sociopathy to me.

Supposedly Null has it, how is it supposed to be differentiated?

Null is clinically stubborn as fuck, and a good job too or this site would have been destroyed by Troons.
I doubt anyone without a pathological need to say fuck you to people who try to force him to do shit would have been able to fight this long against everything they threw at him.

Nick is just a self diagnosed asshole. Its his excuse for being an asshole.

Those things are not the same.

 

[polar bear]

This is such girly behavior lmao. It’s exactly what I remember my girlfriends doing in highschool. They’d get caught talking shit or stealing some girl’s boyfriend or something, then hop onto Facebook with an emotional selfie captioned with shitty pseudo intellectual ramblings about how “none of us know her real story” and “the haters won’t bring her down”.

You mentioning dramatic girls having mental breakdowns gave me a silly idea for Nick's next stream.

"My name is Nick Rekieta, and this is MY TRUTH"

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

Rekieta sounds like a pitbull mommy or some other passive aggressive cunt not taking any responsibility for any of her bad decisions.