Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Let's laugh at Balldo's lead janitor Cory Goodman. @CGoody564

Nothing says "I have heterosexual sexual intercourse that involves the physical interactive piston penetrative action between a biological female's vagina and my penis" more than announcing this to the world in some grifter's stream.

Remember, we don't have definitive proof that MANdy is a catfish MAN.

Cory is mopping it up for Balldo to this day.

Depends who you're talking about. Cunthia's youngest grabbed her phone and texted me saying I was too young for her mom, and I replied in jest accordingly.

F

Cory...

Little boy had his heart broken.



Cory!!!

 

[Lain of the Wired]

What do Nick's detractors want?

A lawn chair, some popcorn, and a decent view.

 

[ThriceBakedPotato]

The good news is, they're sending their best.

One could argue that Vic somewhat won the PR battle in weeb wars, even though Ty certainly lost Vic the legal battle. I don't know what this PR campaign by Nick is, other than retarded. Going to be real interesting to see Nick lose the PR and legal battle, if he can't humble himself to take a plea.

Speaking of Ty has anyone deen or heard anything from him recently regarding all of this?

 

[Pagan Min]

Let's talk about tripods, butterdishes, and hard boiled eggs.

I can imagine these topics being fused into their final form:

A butter dish on a tripod, holding several hard-boiled eggs...

Would this be enough to shatter Teh Interwebz???

 

[MeltyTW]

Let's laugh at Balldo's lead janitor Cory Goodman. @CGoody564

i love that they tried to start some weird janny war, i dont think ive ever had this much fun with weird little side characters before. much better than ralphs boring sedate tards from back in the day

 

[The Internet Dick]

What do Nick's detractors want?

I spent most of my childhood in a dysfunctional, chaotic, alcoholic home, so the plight of the Rekieta kids got me right in the feels. I can relate to the dirty clothes and constant hunger, along with the confusion and fear they probably felt so often and so much it became their natural state. What I want for those kids is love, security, and a chance for happiness.

As for Nick Rekieta and his wife, who cares? He's clearly delusional. She's equally clearly neurotic and addicted. One or both might get sober, clean, and better. Or not. Up to them.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

@AltisticRight can we get a new thread where retards who think anybody cares about their opinions can post their responses to questions that have already been answered 100 times?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Holy shit he looks like proper methhead only missing is missing teeth and two baby mommas ( probably in progress)

It was a joke before but now I think he will soon merge with Daniel Larson to become Dick Lickeita

He already hits himself like Larson does

 

[AltisticRight]

I can imagine these topics being fused into their final form:

A butter dish on a tripod, holding several hard-boiled eggs...

Would this be enough to shatter Teh Interwebz???

I've done that already.

i love that they tried to start some weird janny war, i dont think ive ever had this much fun with weird little side characters before. much better than ralphs boring sedate tards from back in the day

I'm just looking back on some of the chat messages @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posted and the weird LOCALS stuff @Cynthia Behave posted. It's a gold mine of severe parasocial autism.

Bonus:

7. Complimenting shoulders? What drugs are up his nose?

My question from November of 2023 has finally been answered.

@AltisticRight can we get a new thread where retards who think anybody cares about their opinions can post their responses to questions that have already been answered 100 times?

That's not really going to work in my opinion, it's just what happens when there's nothing going on.
I think what we can do is look back for seemingly innocuous happenings that were actually really funny given our current knowledge.

 

[Captain Manning]

Speaking of Ty has anyone deen or heard anything from him recently regarding all of this?

This has been answered before. Ty went into lockdown on Twitter after the cost of Vic's legal loss was announced months ago. He has not switched out of protected mode since then. I would imagine only gotten worse since Vic announced he was cutting off all contact with Nick.

People are joking he could try and represent Riley though.

Frankly, I don't give a damn what that fat windbag thinks.

Screen shot taken just now:

 

[LemonParty]

What do Nick's detractors want?

I want Nick to uncompromisingly stay the course like a noble eagle, an eagle of law. On Nick's heroic legal eagle flight he would soar triumphantly over all his legal endeavor. Montagraph FELTED, the State of Minnesota FELTED, his Church FELTED, all the haters FELTED.

I want to see Nick take an active role in the cases that the corrupt local government is trying to ruin him with. Perhaps even representing himself in trial. That way when a jury of his peers find him innocent he can mic-drop victorious, right infront of the judge.

This ofcourse will instantly restore his Youtube career. Rejuvenated by a flawless legal win, Nick will return unwavored and unchanged by this obvious set-up, to continue producing the same content that he is loved and known for. The content that he enjoys the most, stand-up comedy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Latest from Aaron (starting ~10m into today's morning show): Nick has been shower DMing Steel Toe co-host Keanu Thompson. When she didn't go along with his narrative, he spazzed out. She hates him now and will spill the beans on Thursday. She also thinks April's text messages are ghostwritten by Nick.

Clipped:

Aaron relays that Nick went to Instagram DMs to Keanu to claim that he has been encouraging April to get back in contact with Keanu.

Keanu accuses Nick of writing April's texts (not clear if she directly accused Nick of this in their DMs or not)

When Keanu pushed back against Nick, he went on a range against Aaron, telling Keanu that Aaron "got cucked out of his life" by Nick.

They will be discussing the shower call when Keanu comes on to co-host Steel Toe this Thursday.

 

[IDF]

I've done that already.

Maybe I'm retardation but I don't see an actual Balldo in that image

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

What do Nick's detractors want?

Life, Liberty, and to laugh at this internet weirdo

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I’m still confused as to what Nick’s plan is for explaining away the 26g of cocaine.

It's obvious. Blame it on Aaron. It wasn't MY COCAINE, it was our swinger's ex husband who came over and planted cocaine because he was desperate for revenge and in a government conspiracy.

The Plea Deal Nick Wants: No jail, no rehab, let's him do cocaine on stream. Let's him continue drinking. State sponsored acknowledgement of his addiction disease. Aaron and everyone who snitched all sent to prison. April must return to lick his Balldo. State keeps those fucking kids and maybe his bitch wife.

The Plea Deal Nick Will Get: Tyroneus Maximus must use lube every other Tuesday so his ass hole doesn't get torn apart too much.

 

[polar bear]

It does get a bit tedious with the amount of people answering "what do detractors want" Q, but I have to say, it's kinda funny how many people have this deep burning urge in them to come here and be like: "AND I'LL SAY THIS ABOUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER". Quality may not be full of funnies, but the quantity is. Nick generated an unstoppable wave of hatred and it makes me laugh.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

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They will be discussing the shower call when Keanu comes on to co-host Steel Toe this Thursday.

This picture needs more dog piss and shit since the dog isn't house trained and does it's business on a puppy pad but often misses the pad entirely.

 

[Strix454]

I’m still confused as to what Nick’s plan is for explaining away the 26g of cocaine. Let’s assume for the sake of argument that he somehow gets the warrant thrown out and that gets his kids back (which it wouldn’t). How would you explain the cocaine?

The same way he dealt with Hedonism II and Gay90s. The same way he is dealing with it currently. He would just refuse to talk about it. If the charges are dropped, he would say that the charges were dropped and therefore you should trust nothing said by the police in those reports. He has already been clear that in his mind, he isn't an alcoholic, He doesn't have a drug problem. That his kids were never mistreated or neglected. The police were liars. Nobody other than the police has any knowledge to say if he did coke or not.

It was all just one "bitch" at that church spreading gossip that she had no way to know was true or false.

In terms of the community, I don't think there is any way he can continue to live there long-term. I think he has to leave.

 

[AnOminous]

@AltisticRight can we get a new thread where retards who think anybody cares about their opinions can post their responses to questions that have already been answered 100 times?

How about a thread for retards shitting on top of a pile of shit while complaining that there's shit everywhere?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

How about a thread for retards shitting on top of a pile of shit while complaining that there's shit everywhere?

Yes, please, move my post to a thread like that. The gunt board is much better about creating threads for things that would shit up the main threads. There's a whole balldo board now, so why not use it?