Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 106 34.8%

  • Total voters
    305
He asked if it wasn't weird to want to write a program to find and tag it.
That would be weird but that was not what was promised or made. It was purely a reactive system. I'm not going to address this further because I am very convinced that he's just lying deliberately, and Dax has told him to make shit up to try and force me to address it. From this point on if he tries to imply I did something illicit I will merely point out he is bald, drunk, and gay.

Edit: For the record, Chris told at least three people I can think of off the top of my head that he did have sex with his mother, including me directly. He bought a book for how to have sex with disabled people to facilitate having sex with his mother. He had hinted in various ways that he was having sex with his mother that can be identified in retrospect The police also collected evidence which was the basis for the Emergency Protective Restraining Order he was under until he was arrested. The theory with his release without trial, was that he was held in jail for so long awaiting trial, that any conviction he could receive would already be commuted by time served, so there was no point to actually try it. Chris had sex with his mother and Rekieta is being bald, drunk, and creepy again.
 
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In fact, what Nick is doing here is gonna have the opposite than intended effect. Null has said on MATI that anybody who ardently thinks he's a pedo is somebody he doesn't want to have anything to do with. Going this route is just gonna ensure Nick doesn't get what he wants. Null is not Eric July. He's not gonna spasmodically agree to go on Nick's show to "defend himself" against Nick's drunken accusations.
Eric’s biggest problem comes down to that he’s downright so goddamn ordinary and he’s clearly used to dealing with autistic retards that have Disney merchandise shoved up their ass and negative testosterone. Easy pickings to make fun of and he can have a laugh then go back to ignoring them until the next retard comes along. And anyone that is normally in his “side’s” circle, he knows he can just have a talk with.

His biggest mistake is assuming Rekieta and Masterson and their gaggle of idiots is either of these things. They are all retards to be sure. But slimey and underhanded and don’t have any real loyalties beyond their mutual degeneracy.

They aren’t easy run of the mill dumbasses, and definitely not someone you can reason with. Just a bunch of malicious little weasels who hope you respond.

Obviously Null had the right idea by leaving them on read.
 
Unrelated to anything, we've skipped past 2500 pages and I'd planned to do a "historian's" thing - but it was too long. I'll make it up at 3000.

Happy 2500 pages, belated!

A shout-out to those who have been here since the bitter beginning (2019 and/or the first 100 pages) and not yet fallen:

@waffle @AnOminous @Captain Manning @TexOffender @Dean Pentel @feral cat #6385 @WhimsicalTrolli and @Dixieland Buckaroo

Edit to Add: The addition is weird bc Nick's thread was categorized otherwise before this one.
 
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That would be weird but that was not what was promised or made. It was purely a reactive system. I'm not going to address this further because I am very convinced that he's just lying deliberately, and Dax has told him to make shit up to try and force me to address it. From this point on if he tries to imply I did something illicit I will merely point out he is bald, drunk, and gay.

Edit: For the record, Chris told at least three people I can think of off the top of my head that he did have sex with his mother, including me directly. He bought a book for how to have sex with disabled people to facilitate having sex with his mother. He had hinted in various ways that he was having sex with his mother that can be identified in retrospect The police also collected evidence which was the basis for the Emergency Protective Restraining Order he was under until he was arrested. The theory with his release without trial, was that he was held in jail for so long awaiting trial, that any conviction he could receive would already be commuted by time served, so there was no point to actually try it. Chris had sex with his mother and Rekieta is being bald, drunk, and creepy again.

But he is INNOCENT until proven GUILTY! Why do you ha te JUSTICE, Josh!?!?!

- Nick, probably


This misrepresentation and passive 'Isn't it weird...' mean girl song and dance is really stupid. It seems quintessentially lawyerly to sell your integrity to the profession, but Nick is out here doing it for free.
 
This misrepresentation and passive 'Isn't it weird...' mean girl song and dance is really stupid. It seems quintessentially lawyerly to sell your integrity to the profession, but Nick is out here doing it for free.
What's embarrassing is he has no clue what even happened in the case, he's just straight up making shit up like LawTwitter used to.
 
All Nick needs is a remote control, recommend self help books, and end his tweets with :) and his transformation into Ron Toye will be complete.
I wonder if Rekietachan recycles or is an avid fanta drinker perhaps? 20231031_191611.jpg
 
What's embarrassing is he has no clue what even happened in the case, he's just straight up making shit up like LawTwitter used to.
For what it's worth, the CWC Wiki has a pretty extensive page on what happened during the "jail saga." It's a non-KF source.


Nothing on that page suggests that the prosecutor felt Chris was innocent.

I doubt he'll fucking read it though. For the reasons Null just said. He's likely making shit up on Dax's orders. He doesn't really care about the truth.
 
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The bottle licking is so absurdly degenerate it belongs in a parody. I have never seen or heard of anyone regularly doing this in my entire life. It's so insanely undignified. I just don't understand how someone can repeatedly do that shit on camera in front of thousands of people. Its something I'd expect prime Godwinson to make up. Imagine seeing your Father do this every night. What a colossal display of a lack of shame. Absolutely disgusting.
 
It is empty and mostly dead. Not worth the effort.

Also, inception:

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Fucking hell this nearly made me spit out my drink. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen from one of Nick's mods cheers lads.
If you give up Drexel's dirty secrets the rest of you may live yet!

Edit: Hey wait a second, did Soter just out himself as the one keeping an eye on the thread? I think he just might have.
 
Fucking hell this nearly made me spit out my drink. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen from one of Nick's mods cheers lads.
If you give up Drexel's dirty secrets the rest of you may live yet!

Edit: Hey wait a second, did Soter just out himself as the one keeping an eye on the thread? I think he just might have.
His lands and Janny powers are nothing now. He gets paid (by report) to maintain a wasteland.

Allow him some entertainment.
 
  1. Men are visual creatures and their attention goes to visual cues, whereas women have cues in "intellectual achievement and provision areas." Whatever the fuck that means.
  2. Men don't value compliments about their capabilities because they already know they're capable.
  3. Women, if you want to attract a man, DON'T tell him he accomplished a great thing. Compliment his physical appearance instead; "God, those pants fit your ass very well!"
  4. Women are tired of compliments on their appearance because they get so many compliments on their appearance.
  5. Men don't care if you lie when you compliment their appearance.
  6. Only the top 10% of humanity is attractive and you should "lie to the bottom 90% because that's all you can do."
  7. Gives an example of a woman who compliments a man's shoulders, so he gives her his banking information. "That's how I think!"
  8. "We'll lie to you and you'll lie to us, and then we'll all be happy!" Happiness is when you live a lie, apparently.
  9. Gives the example of telling someone they're funny even though you can tell it's not funny because they didn't laugh at their own joke.
  10. Proceeds to tell an unfunny joke about how women tell long stories. Makes sure to audibly chuckle at his own joke.
  11. The one thing men want is "Helen Keller with giant tits and a big ass!"
  12. Backtracks it all once he realizes this rant could be used to paint him as a liar. Now it's all a joke. Not even a second later, he's explaining that it's real advice again.
  13. Devolves into lowest common denominator racism about blacks.
1. Bullshit, both genders are both and as age progresses, both genders tend to converge to the latter.
2. Also utter bullshit.
3. He's been drinking so much his brain is completely fucked. If I or many guys get such a compliment, we'd feel like some weird twinkish prop for girls to bring out to "shopping dates". It's anywhere from weird to downright insulting. Is Balldo a homosexual? This is the kind of compliment many of my gay friends like.
4. Depends.
5. Yeah, get out of the closet Balldo. You're hitting the gaydar hard.
6. Pareto distribution of attractiveness, totally not sounding like a homosexual. There's more attractive women than men because women tend to put effort into looking presentable but whatever, crack another bourbon open.
7. Complimenting shoulders? :story: What drugs are up his nose?
8. Not a narcissistic faggot.
9. He's still assmad at that disaster of a "pull up comedy" segment.
10. Now he's just scatterbraining like a troon.
11. Helen Keller? The one that went deaf and blind at the age of 1? So Balldo's ideal woman is disabled, cannot see nor hear, but has implants, I mean a big ass and a pair of big tits? Is this where he's going? He's lower than JFG for fuck's sake.
12. Wow I am a laughing Balldo funny joke there.
13. Sure, mask your bull fetish in klansmen rants. Nobody sees through it.

As I said earlier, I think he's just flailing at Null ineffectively by saying "See! Chris wasn't brought to trial! Josh was wrong again!"
I don't follow the autist but he was deferred which I'm sure implies guilt.
 
Some people here are convinced that Nick will never quit drinking. That Nick loves drinking more than his wife, children, career, etc.
All of that is true. There is one thing Nick loves more than booze- and that's Nick.
No. Nick loves booze more than life itself. He is Gollum at this point. He can't live without his precious.
Within the next 1-5 years, a doctor will sit Nig Rackets down and talk about cirrhosis. Narcissists don't like to admit they are susceptible to normie issues, and Nick will quit drinking.
No way. Four strokes weren't enough to stop Jack Scalfani. Nothing short of death or incarceration will stop Nick from drinking.
just plugging in numbers in a BAC calculator he's ok as long as he's drinking less than half a bottle of liquor a night.
Do you honestly think he only drinks during his show?
It is empty and mostly dead. Not worth the effort.

Also, inception:

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Like Nick's brain, marriage, testicles, erectile capabilities, goodwill with fans. I could go on. It's like poetry. It rhymes.
That would be weird but that was not what was promised or made. It was purely a reactive system. I'm not going to address this further because I am very convinced that he's just lying deliberately, and Dax has told him to make shit up to try and force me to address it. From this point on if he tries to imply I did something illicit I will merely point out he is bald, drunk, and gay.
He might not be a Practicing Lawyer, but he is a Practicing Defamer.
Fucking hell this nearly made me spit out my drink. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen from one of Nick's mods cheers lads.
If you give up Drexel's dirty secrets the rest of you may live yet!

Edit: Hey wait a second, did Soter just out himself as the one keeping an eye on the thread? I think he just might have.
Soter probably hates Nick just as much as the rest of us and is a regular poster in this thread.
 
Also, inception:
Wait, one person made one post on Rekieta's thread and the Soter (the admin for Rekieta's Discord server) tagged everyone with a screenshot to warn them within an hour?

Doesn't that send a notification to everyone in the server?

That's fucking nuts.

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This misrepresentation and passive 'Isn't it weird...' mean girl song and dance is really stupid. It seems quintessentially lawyerly to sell your integrity to the profession, but Nick is out here doing it for free.
It's about baiting Null to respond to him, probably not even publicly, but to the private messages he's talked about being sad about not getting responses to.

The idea is to take a kernel of truth and add in a bunch of nonsensical lies to create an insane smear, ratcheting up the cost of ignoring him.

Rekieta is losing his cool over the fact that this is not working and is starting to get more and more angry and more and more blatant in his efforts.

He doesn't understand because this strategy would work on him and provoke him into a "Shower Talk". We know it happened just about every time something was said on MATI he didn't like (even though that stuff was true and based on clips of what he said) because Rekieta has admitted complaining often (I believe the phrase he used was "with some regularity"), and Warski confirmed he did it with KC as well back when the Hedonism II shit happened, though I'm not aware of Rekieta admitting complaining to them.

It's something I think Dick hasn't figured out either. From time to time he tries to bait Null on his show too.
Juju wants him on his show. He believes that any controversy or attention is good for him and no matter what gets brought up, he can put on his fake ACK ACK ACK laugh and if anything that is said really hurts him, he can put on the fake whiny voice and say "Wait, you actually believe that?"

Nick doesn't. Nick has said he froze him out of the show. I tend to believe that, because his explanation for why makes sense and comports with how he's treated the swinger issue over the past year. He doesn't want anyone on his stream where it's possible that either the guest or super chatters brought in by the guest mention stories that aren't even real, by which he means things that clearly are real, like the Hedonism II vacation(s) and the gay bar birthday party.
 
Just had a call with a creator who’s going to be at Mar-a-Lago tomorrow for the Dinesh film screening. I asked him to let me know if Nick does anything hilariously retarded. “You don’t understand,” he replied. “I don’t want to be anywhere near Nick Rekieta. If he even looks like he might approach me, I’m making a beeline in the other direction.” The cool kids don’t want to deal with his pedo-sympathetic wet brain mindset and they definitely don’t want to be photographed with him or otherwise at risk of being accused of being friends with Nick.

It would be sad if it wasn’t so richly deserved. Raise another glass to making yourself persona non grata with everyone you wish would like you, Nicky!
 
What's embarrassing is he has no clue what even happened in the case, he's just straight up making shit up like LawTwitter used to.
At this point, Nick would be an honorary LawTwitter member if it were still a thing:
- Degenerate retard
- Pathological liar who mastered the art of Defamation or otherwise just Making Shit Up
- Seething hatred towards a conservative man
- "Kiwi man bad"
- Has Xwitter as his home (it's all monetized, right?) and routinely spergs out at people there, dozens of posts/day
- Not actually practicing law
- Being an orbiter in the grand scale of things (orbiting around PopeHat in case of LawTwitter, orbiting around Juju in case of Balldo)
 
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