- Men are visual creatures and their attention goes to visual cues, whereas women have cues in "intellectual achievement and provision areas." Whatever the fuck that means.
- Men don't value compliments about their capabilities because they already know they're capable.
- Women, if you want to attract a man, DON'T tell him he accomplished a great thing. Compliment his physical appearance instead; "God, those pants fit your ass very well!"
- Women are tired of compliments on their appearance because they get so many compliments on their appearance.
- Men don't care if you lie when you compliment their appearance.
- Only the top 10% of humanity is attractive and you should "lie to the bottom 90% because that's all you can do."
- Gives an example of a woman who compliments a man's shoulders, so he gives her his banking information. "That's how I think!"
- "We'll lie to you and you'll lie to us, and then we'll all be happy!" Happiness is when you live a lie, apparently.
- Gives the example of telling someone they're funny even though you can tell it's not funny because they didn't laugh at their own joke.
- Proceeds to tell an unfunny joke about how women tell long stories. Makes sure to audibly chuckle at his own joke.
- The one thing men want is "Helen Keller with giant tits and a big ass!"
- Backtracks it all once he realizes this rant could be used to paint him as a liar. Now it's all a joke. Not even a second later, he's explaining that it's real advice again.
- Devolves into lowest common denominator racism about blacks.
1. Bullshit, both genders are both and as age progresses, both genders tend to converge to the latter.
2. Also utter bullshit.
3. He's been drinking so much his brain is completely fucked. If I or many guys get such a compliment, we'd feel like some weird twinkish prop for girls to bring out to "shopping dates". It's anywhere from weird to downright insulting. Is Balldo a homosexual? This is the kind of compliment many of my gay friends like.
4. Depends.
5. Yeah, get out of the closet Balldo. You're hitting the gaydar hard.
6. Pareto distribution of attractiveness, totally not sounding like a homosexual. There's more attractive women than men because women tend to put effort into looking presentable but whatever, crack another bourbon open.
7. Complimenting shoulders?
What drugs are up his nose?
8. Not a narcissistic faggot.
9. He's still assmad at that disaster of a "pull up comedy" segment.
10. Now he's just scatterbraining like a troon.
11. Helen Keller? The one that went deaf and blind at the age of 1? So Balldo's ideal woman is disabled, cannot see nor hear, but has implants, I mean a big ass and a pair of big tits? Is this where he's going? He's lower than JFG for fuck's sake.
12. Wow I am a laughing Balldo funny joke there.
13. Sure, mask your bull fetish in klansmen rants. Nobody sees through it.
As I said earlier, I think he's just flailing at Null ineffectively by saying "See! Chris wasn't brought to trial! Josh was wrong again!"
I don't follow the autist but he was deferred which I'm sure implies guilt.
and his transformation into Ron Toye will be complete.
