Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Slightly off topic but, has he come out and talked about the Acolyte? I am surprised I haven't seen posts yet of him praising the show for its writing. Its so poorly written that it could probably have used some of Fatrick's writing in it, which would be why I expect him to like the show
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He'll claim it's the best thing ever because you basically only need two force users to scissor between Force threads to have children and that incest is okay if the children come from two mothers. Now why Force threads? because forget everything you've ever heard about Star Wars, only lesibans can write Star Wars and that George Lucas never made it, he was only a gatekeeper.
 
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Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
In Spanish, it's spelled "llmunkoke."
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No Stalker, it's not. It's Y múncoque in Spanish.

Ilium and Olympos were Simmon's most interesting books, IMO. Beyond piggy's comprehension, but anything more advanced than, " See Spot. See Spot run." confuses and angers Pigster.

Good God almighty, am I the only one who sustained rib damage from seeing Judge Holden talk about assaulting someone in the crapper? That's a Blood Meridian reference, Dan.

Love Lesley's little swipe at the slattern Nikki. too.
 
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Man alive, I just love this fat faggot with bitch tits. Literally noone else in the entire world has given me as many laughs as this guy. He has been fairly quiet for the past six weeks but he is back on his best form again now.

We possibly have a new arc coming in, the cancelled AirBnB arc.

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This Machine Milks Cows said:
We possibly have a new arc coming in, the cancelled AirBnB arc.
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I hope they don't ban him, since I want Rick to explain in court why he feels it's appropriate to offer his hovel for short-term rent while claiming to be a constant target of vicious terrorists.
 
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there's a line when it comes to cowtipping, but i can't say i'm upset about Fat Pat's AirBNB being reported. this is a guy who has been proven to lie about bomb threats, who has been legitimately SWATTed a few times (yet claims over 50 instances), who has been belligerent with the police, is constantly making threats of violence or life-ruination on the shxitter, and has recently lied about random people trespassing on his property and 'stealing' his furniture. i personally feel that hapless people ought to know it probably is genuinely dangerous to be on his property (nevermind the danger he poses to young black children) and for AirBNB to be aware that one of their hosts is this fucking insane. there's no telling when another legitimate swatting might occur because he flippantly announces them with zero proof or evidence and has lied about literally everything he's (over)weighed in on. Rick lies so much he's an honorary citizen of the CCP with a superb social credit rating.

the AirBNB aside, i especially wouldn't take Pat's side at all if someone, somehow, obtained information on his and Niki's financials and used it to credibly report and accuse him of defrauding the PPP loans and paying for their own 'SWATTings'. there's so much shady shit he's been involved in that my gut instinct tells me he's one small nudge away from ending up in a deeper trench of shit than Rekeita. speaking of swattings, he hasn't brought that up in a good long while...
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Jax really sold him on the Gayporn dox.
He's so invested in it he can't let it go.
Score for Piggy Tomlinsons 24 Hr OP I guess.
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I love corollaries from the lolcow axioms.

  1. A lolcow can never be wrong
  2. A lolcow wants power over others
  3. Ergo, an incompetent incorrect dox will be worshipped Forever.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
speaking of swattings, he hasn't brought that up in a good long while...
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He's switched to faking "harrassment" now, like his fucking cancer chairs he moved into his house for a couple of days, and the paint can (that just happens to match his porch railings) than was "thrown at his car" ie dropped by Pat on his drive, then picked up and had some more paint sloshed out of it.
Looking at the splatter pattern and the position of the lid behind the pain can and "spill" its another obvious fake like the time he wrote on his bike with dry erase marker.
 
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I hope they don't ban him, since I want Rick to explain in court why he feels it's appropriate to offer his hovel for short-term rent while claiming to be a constant target of vicious terrorists.
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I'm more interested in why in his ClusterBboy lolsuit swatting is defined while that is not the definition of swatting he uses. By calling it SWATTing he gets to make up his own little world VS more searchable on x.con?

Its like he WANTS a Class A misdemeanor.

942.03  Giving false information for publication. Whoever, with intent that it be published and that it injure any person, and with knowledge that it is false, communicates to a newspaper, magazine, or other publication any false statement concerning any person or any false and unauthorized advertisement is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
I loved them both. Song of Kali was more of a low-level terror, but it sticks with you all the way through. The Terror is more action-oriented and reads more like a traditional horror novel. Very different books, but all of Simmons' books are sui generis. He's talented in every genre he tries.
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I really loved Hyperion too. If you're interested in other authors consider Iain M Banks' 'Culture' series. The Player of Games and Use of Weapons are up there with some of the best.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I like how he starts off by saying he deliberately antagonizes people because "you're supposed to" and then in the immediate next tweet says the sole cause of things is other people just deciding to do things against him because they're mentally ill terrorists or whatever.
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Anyone who responds to Patrick's antagonism is a Nazi terrorist stalker.
Anyone who doesn't respond to Patrick's antagonism is a well-disciplined Nazi terrorist stalker.
 
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