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Pickle Inspector said:
The Sonic movies also made the eponymous hedgehog electric related, from a comic tie-in:
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The same movie series that had a trailer featuring the song Gangster Paradise..

But I don’t think we’ve seen Chris comment on that so far?
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It really feels like Sega and Nintendo are fully aware of who Chris is now and are dangling the fact that they could theoretically make sonic yellow and possess electric powers or an electric type Hedgehog pokemon but won't make a full on sonichu just to spite him.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
It really feels like Sega and Nintendo are fully aware of who Chris is now and are dangling the fact that they could theoretically make sonic yellow and possess electric powers or an electric type Hedgehog pokemon but won't make a full on sonichu just to spite him.
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I don't think "Sega" and "Nintendo" at large know, but some people working on their games and the comics certainly do
We got to the point where Chris is so big that we no longer need people who know about him to sneak into industries and operate from the inside, there's just a good possibility that the people already within these industries already know about him organically
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
>advertises on platforms known for inhabiting children and zoomers
>doesn't even sculpt the stuff individually, just 3-D prints en masse
this is looking shitter and shitter every second, truly just a loser profiting off of a meme
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Neither Chris nor Geno use anything other than 3D printers. I actually have evidence of all medallions post mid November to be made via a 3D printer. It's not the biggest problem. Plus, if you buy these, you're not supporting a convicted drug dealer.

Cuntspiracy Man said:
I don't think "Sega" and "Nintendo" at large know, but some people working on their games and the comics certainly do
We got to the point where Chris is so big that we no longer need people who know about him to sneak into industries and operate from the inside, there's just a good possibility that the people already within these industries already know about him organically
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Idk about Nintendo, but Sonichu was referenced by the Sega social media teams a couple of times. The whole blue arms thing was referenced by the official Sonic The Hedgehog Twitter account as a joke reply to a guy asking about the addition of Sonichu.
 
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It's probably nothing but could Chris be interested in becoming a Vturber? He put a like on this
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Ammyterasu said:
It's probably nothing but could Chris be interested in becoming a Vturber? He put a like on this
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It would be too perfect if he went full vtuber.

I truly wonder if anyone would be enough of an idiot to rig up a model for him for free, cause those are super pricey if you're getting them commissioned. And that's not even including the price on the art being rigged.

Crass_and_Champ said:
You don't even have to be a human for the curse to take its toll (RIP Sorbet and various other Chandler Cats).
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... did he seriously... attach a medallion... to one of his cats?

Sorry, I've just never seen this picture before but I know Sorbet's fate and...

Jesus, Chris cursed his cat.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
It really feels like Sega and Nintendo are fully aware of who Chris is now and are dangling the fact that they could theoretically make sonic yellow and possess electric powers or an electric type Hedgehog pokemon but won't make a full on sonichu just to spite him.
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Please God I hope they do this.

At least have a version of Sonic that's yellow with electric powers.

I don't mean a Pokémon either, I mean honest to goodness Sonic character.

MLP took a shot at Chris and some employees took a shot at Sonichu once.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Neither Chris nor Geno use anything other than 3D printers. I actually have evidence of all medallions post mid November to be made via a 3D printer. It's not the biggest problem. Plus, if you buy these, you're not supporting a convicted drug dealer.
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Ah yes, because I want a piece of trash that is directly associated with a guy and based on a piece of media he created that cannot be disconnected from him, but I wouldn't want to support him.
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You don't even have to be a human for the curse to take its toll (RIP Sorbet and various other Chandler Cats).
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I'd argue that you do, a cat dying of kidney problems (RIP) so long after putting it on is sheer coincidence, it happened way later, and if you know anything about cats, you'd know their kidneys are the most problematic organ in their body, issues with it are unfortunately more common than you'd think
 
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Ammyterasu said:
I know next to nothing about Sonic, I only played the 1st game eons ago, so the first time I saw Super Sonic I thought they ripped off Sonichu lol
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I'll admit I actually do like the name Sonichu and if he was just a fan character for a fanfic that everyone forgot, I would think that's very neat that a super fast character like Sonic would have lightning and thunder powers.

Pikachu being in my top five favorite Pokemon of course. But what should have been something that Chris grew out of or just kept to himself as a fun collab of his childhood is now an unholy relic of aSonic recolor.

Cute for fan art, horrid for anything else.
 
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Buying from Chris means buying from Caden. Most of the money goes towards him.
Cuntspiracy Man said:
Ah yes, because I want a piece of trash that is directly associated with a guy and based on a piece of media he created that cannot be disconnected from him, but I wouldn't want to support him.

I'd argue that you do, a cat dying of kidney problems (RIP) so long after putting it on is sheer coincidence, it happened way later, and if you know anything about cats, you'd know their kidneys are the most problematic organ in their body, issues with it are unfortunately more common than you'd think
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cwcvillemayoress said:
Especially since Caden may try to send them a cease and desist or Chris will try to blackmail/demand a cut of the profits.
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Since they are likely to wind up here: the most they should do with a C&D from Caden is wipe their ass with it. Perhaps a response indicating action would lead to Sega/Nintendo/GF getting called in to stop the party for everyone. Chris sperging out at them is likely to be some of the best marketing one could hope for.

I can't quote your whole post but in reference to your first points: your stated reasons are not why I provided this at all. Knowing who they are is something I was curious about and at least the person I quoted originally also wanted to know. I didn't look especially hard but didn't see anything that piqued my interest. That doesn't mean there couldn't be funny/interesting things someone else finds as a result of that information. Finding/documenting it if it's there is the sum-total of "consequences" I'd want for these people. They may not be collaborating with Chris but getting attention here had to be an occupational hazard they were aware of.
 
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