Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

"I often call myself a heretic"
so do we.

We’ve moved on to calling him an unbelieving blasphemer. Even the atheists in the thread can smell his horseshit. No one likes someone who misrepresents themselves so blatantly after slipping up so many times.

 

[yoursavior]

I'm not too fond of this fellow Minnesotan making a ass of himself, but this picture is amazing.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

How exactly does this limpwristed dweeb think he would fare without the state? The only reason Nick hasn’t been rapemurdered by a gang of Somalians for his new car with $5k of coke in the glove box parked outside Gay 90s is because they know Uncle LEO would throw them in jail for a very long time if they got caught.

The same reason why Ethan Ralph thinks he can kick anyones ass despite his last fight having him literally just sitting on the ground while he repeatedly got punched in his face. Or why MovieBob constantly talks about committing violence against people despite the fact that he's a morbidly obese diabetic that once had to be hospitalized from walking around a convention too much. They are delusional fucks that are emotionally unstable and need to feel stronger than they actually are.

Author Neal Stephenson had a rather interesting quote in his phenomenal novel Snow Crash about this very subject:

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Hiro used to feel that way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this is liberating. He no longer has to worry about trying to be the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken. The crowning touch, the one thing that really puts true world-class badmotherfuckerdom totally out of reach, of course, is the hydrogen bomb. If it wasn't for the hydrogen bomb, a man could still aspire. Maybe find Raven's Achilles' heel. Sneak up, get a drop, slip a mickey, pull a fast one. But Raven's nuclear umbrella kind of puts the world title out of reach. Which is okay. Sometimes it's all right just to be a little bad. To know your
limitations. Make do with what you've got.​

I think about this quote a lot. Except I feel Stephenson was a little short-sighted. People don't feel liberated not knowing that they aren't at the top of the top of the power pyramid. They constantly want something to make them feel more powerful and capable than they actually are. It is why you have so many people clinging to firearms in the United States or are roleplaying personalities that they see on TV like bikers from Sons of Anarchy or the recent trend of cowboys like on Yellowstone.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I don't want to judge his interpretation of God any more than I'd want someone to to judge my own...but

We should 100% judge his interpretations.

He's a fork tongued false prophet intending to deceive everyone.

 

[Captain Manning]

I amazed they haven't already, I've lost count of the amount of driving offenses he's stacked up.

Three citations in total, thus far. One in 2023, and two citations in 2024 (both in March).

Mind you, there is a delay in seeing them, because they only show up in MCRO following conviction, so we might not have seen the end of this.

They must do things differently in Minnesota.
He'd have had his car impounded here and his license revoked already.

Same. I think they are more lenient in MN, yes.

Aaron has had seven citations between 2018 and now and didn't lose his license.

I would have thought Nick is in danger of having his Navigator impounded for not having it registered for over a year, but I guess not. Maybe if he keeps not registering it they'll eventually do it. The thing is technically not road legal without registration.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Nick has the mindset of an addict on a break as opposed to an addict in recovery. He describes temporarily removing alcohol from the show and how he moved his booze to a seperate location as opposed to dumping them.

One of the most important things you need to realize as an addict in recovery is: by losing the things you are addicted to you can gain so much more. Even if the things you are losing were valuable to you in one way or another in your previous life. A person with this mindset is capable of disposing of all of their alcohol and drugs. A person who hasn't realized this, and isn't willing to endure suffering and loss to overcome their addiction, will never be free from it because they will never understand the significance of what that freedom brings.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Balldo II Electric Boogaloo
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ETA: His lowbeard looks like shit, too.
ETA II: He got bigmad when someone superchatted that he looks like a cross between Hitler & Forrest Gump. Mr Smug Intelligent himself didn’t appreciate that Gump comparison.

did he cut his own hair?

 

[Space Pope]

Every day, just when I think I can't dislike Nick any more or think any less of him, he finds a way to prove me wrong.

 

[Absolutego]

Just shave that shit off and start over.

Where he's at, there's no combing back from a head shave.
It'll be patchy forever and he can no longer get away with telling the barber to leave the top alone.

 

[Procrastinhater]

is why you have so many people clinging to firearms in the United States

You were making sense until this shit.

 

[DuranceVile]

We should 100% judge his interpretations.

He's a fork tongued false prophet intending to deceive everyone.

The weird part is he probably isn't doing it to grift his fans. The only ones he has left seem to be fellow coomers, degenerates, and lolbertarian types. I think the "pray for my sick hamster" types are mostly all gone.

I think "Christian maverick", along with "piercing legal commentator" is part of his identity he's desperate to get back after the damage somebody - who was definitely not him - did to his remaining shreds of reputation.

 

[Captain Manning]

The problem with certain evangelical approaches is that they treat grace as a literal license to sin. There are some that hold that "saved" people are beyond sin. Nick holds that particular idea.

To be fair to the evangelicals, I dunno how prevalent that idea really is. Nick seems to have dialed it up to 11. I don't think he's following any sect other than the one in his own twisted mind.

I think if you asked most evangelicals, they would tell you that Nick needs to repent... and soon.

At least I hope so.

 

[Tablet County]

You were making sense until this shit.

Don't be too hard on him, he's European.

He does make something of a point if you're willing to be generous. I immediately thought of wannabe tough guys like Tomlinson with his semi-auto p90.

 

[SOTP Sign]

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Nick's starting to resemble Beaker from the muppets..

 

[Tablet County]

Nick's starting to resemble Beaker from the muppets..

And EVS looks kind of like Professor Honeydew... You might be on to something.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick's starting to resemble Beaker from the muppets..

Like Beaker, he is at his most entertaining to watch when bad things happen to him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't be too hard on him, he's European.

He does make something of a point if you're willing to be generous. I immediately thought of wannabe tough guys like Tomlinson with his semi-auto p90.

Yeah I was thinking that's definitely a European mindset, it's not their fault really, their Governments have spent a long time convincing them that disarming themselves is just a splendid idea.

I'm not starting a 2A debate though it's not the place for it.
It is a good point though, gun-cucked attitude aside.
Pat Tomlinson is exactly the sort of person I thought of too

 

[Pelican Bones]

The sheriff and undersheriff of Ramsey County (second most populous county in the state and has the State Capital) livestreams from their car every weekend

https://youtube.com/@liveonpatrol

I've listened to a couple of minutes from a couple of streams. It sounds like there are two of them in the car. I didn't come across any points where they addressed chyat, but if one of them is interacting with the stream, I would assume it wouldn't be the one that's driving.

 

[footballteam]

That's not even the correct usage of that meme. His point would have been better made with the picture of the guy wiping his brow and deciding which button to press. The Pam meme is for two statements/things that are similar, not contradictory. Retarded faggot. The two statements he presented are not overlapping in who is saying them... those of us that want him felted openly encourage him to blab.

I believe this would be a better example of the proper use of the meme template:

 

[The Internet Dick]

People don't feel liberated not knowing that they aren't at the top of the top of the power pyramid. They constantly want something to make them feel more powerful and capable than they actually are. It is why you have so many people clinging to firearms in the United States...

A firearm does in fact make one more powerful. The capable part can be learned with training. An armed little old lady becomes an instant equal to a physically powerful street thug the moment she has him in her sights. That aside, power--political power anyway--is based on coercion, and coercion can be resisted if the means are available to do so. To paraphrase Solzhenitsyn, those armed and armored secret police sent to break down doors and make midnight arrests might change their minds on the wisdom of their approach if there are armed and determined people on the other side of those doors.

I don't own a firearm because of some pathetic need to compensate for any seething insecurities. I own a firearm because I'm a free man who very much wants to remain that way.