Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

What words are those typos suppose to be?
Ymunkoke was supposed to be "unlike," I believe. Imagine trying to type with Pat's sausage fingers, it is a wonder he doesn't typo even more.

Here are some Patpostings from the past few hours.
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Biden broke the back of OPEC apparently. Has anyone told OPEC?

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Such confident ignorance on display. There are many jurisdictions where the jury will deliberate on sentencing.
 
Ymunkoke was supposed to be "unlike," I believe. Imagine trying to type with Pat's sausage fingers, it is a wonder he doesn't typo even more.
Ahhh that makes sense, thanks for the explanation. That's such a glaring typo I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Swiftkey couldn't figure it out, nor could google or any ai. The other ones are relatively easy to interpret but that one was just...:story:
 
there's a line when it comes to cowtipping, but i can't say i'm upset about Fat Pat's AirBNB being reported. this is a guy who has been proven to lie about bomb threats, who has been legitimately SWATTed a few times (yet claims over 50 instances), who has been belligerent with the police, is constantly making threats of violence or life-ruination on the shxitter, and has recently lied about random people trespassing on his property and 'stealing' his furniture. i personally feel that hapless people ought to know it probably is genuinely dangerous to be on his property (nevermind the danger he poses to young black children) and for AirBNB to be aware that one of their hosts is this fucking insane. there's no telling when another legitimate swatting might occur because he flippantly announces them with zero proof or evidence and has lied about literally everything he's (over)weighed in on. Rick lies so much he's an honorary citizen of the CCP with a superb social credit rating.

the AirBNB aside, i especially wouldn't take Pat's side at all if someone, somehow, obtained information on his and Niki's financials and used it to credibly report and accuse him of defrauding the PPP loans and paying for their own 'SWATTings'. there's so much shady shit he's been involved in that my gut instinct tells me he's one small nudge away from ending up in a deeper trench of shit than Rekeita. speaking of swattings, he hasn't brought that up in a good long while...
It’s not like the people doing this are farmers. I personally find it Hard to call it cow tipping when it’s Patrick going out of his way to get these consequences imo. If it wasn’t his stalkers doing it it would be one of the deranged troons he “child’s” for being against “genocide Joe” or whatever
 
It’s not like the people doing this are farmers. I personally find it Hard to call it cow tipping when it’s Patrick going out of his way to get these consequences imo. If it wasn’t his stalkers doing it it would be one of the deranged troons he “child’s” for being against “genocide Joe” or whatever
This is why I never believed anyone blaming any particular place for fucking with Pat.

He makes new enemies everytime he opens his mouth and acts like the world's toughest keyboard warrior. It could literally be anyone he's interacted with online or in real life for over a decade.
 
This fat faggot is so damn close to unintentionally posting something like “your anime sucks. Cope and seethe” and doggam it I’m here for it.
We just need the man himself @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed to send Patty some of his finest material. I wonder if drunk Pat would get stunlocked just like Rekieta was.
 
Fats probably has to practice a certain level of restraint when replying to Leslayy. If he let him self go he would probably be oinking long elaborately detailed threats of sexual violence at her.
She's an actual professional in the field he claims to be in, and followed by others of the same sort. He's already nuked his reputation from orbit just from how much he's oinked and squealed at her already. His name is shit.
 
Porktits reacts to being told to cope in his inimitable style
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Patrick, we know you visit us, you can at least say it the correct way. It's "cope and seethe". This is one of the reasons why you don't have a publisher anymore. You're a shit writer that doesn't understand the meaning of words and phrases.
 
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