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I don't get why these people keep complaining about how "Nice guys finish last".
Isn't that a good thing?
Isn't that a good thing?
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Time to necro this thread for more autistic failure!
Attraction sign, only colourful.
How to not come off as a tremendous creep.
And finally.... "RANCID SWINE!"
Attraction sign, only colourful.
How to not come off as a tremendous creep.
And finally.... "RANCID SWINE!"
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Time to necro this thread for more autistic failure!
Attraction sign, only colourful.
How to not come off as a tremendous creep.
And finally.... "RANCID SWINE!"
Ah I missed this thread. The attraction sign looks like someone ate a bunch of crayons and vomited all over.
Also, what the fuck at that second image.
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Nah, the Nice Guy in that image is at least two hundred pounds too small to be a true nice guy.
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Time to necro this thread for more autistic failure!
Attraction sign, only colourful.
How to not come off as a tremendous creep.
And finally.... "RANCID SWINE!"
Thank you for reminding me this thread exists, I've been totally neglecting it. And Mr. "RANCID SWINE" Chess Analogy Guy is the best.
Flowers in an established relationship= adorable.
Flowers on a first date=could be sweet, could be a little weird depending on how they're presented.
Flowers from someone you don't even know=I'm double locking my doors and windows tonight.
Also, this gave off such a rapey vibe, eww.
This gave me cancer.
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Thank you for reminding me this thread exists, I've been totally neglecting it. And Mr. "RANCID SWINE" Chess Analogy Guy is the best.
View attachment 150287 "Nah, but guys, she was totally into me. She even touched my hand when she gave me my change!"
Flowers in an established relationship= adorable.
Flowers on a first date=could be sweet, could be a little weird depending on how they're presented.
Flowers from someone you don't even know=I'm double locking my doors and windows tonight.
Also, this gave off such a rapey vibe, eww.
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This gave me cancer.
I do love that last one, just because the implication that white girls in the US only go after black gangster types. I'd be tempted to call it a Poe, but who knows with this bullshit.
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I don't know what's creepier, the comments, or the fact that that image exists in the first place.
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I'm already sure that someone as attractively sexy as yourself most definitely is spoken for. That said, if you spit on the 45 minutes of my life it took me to craft this beautiful letter by telling me you do in fact already have a boyfriend, I'll call you a carwash cunt and then give another copy of this letter to the next girl down on my list.Attraction sign, only colourful.
This is a perfect example of Poe's Law because the likelihood that it was made seriously by, or in mockery of, these people is exactly equal.
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I'm sure there are people who will unironically point out that since most of the page is blank and thus the same colour, there is a better than 50% chance that she is totally into whoever this page is being given to.
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I really feel bad for those who have a nice guy try to cling to them, there is NO way to let him down gently.
You say "no" right off the bat and you "never gave me a chance!"
You say "yes" to a cup of coffee, and then say "thanks, but you're not my kind" then you "used me and threw me away!"
You but up with his puppy-dog fawning for weeks and then say "stop it, you're creeping me out" then you "led me on! You should have said something right away!"
He'll move the goalpost on you.
Every.
Single.
TIME.
You say "no" right off the bat and you "never gave me a chance!"
You say "yes" to a cup of coffee, and then say "thanks, but you're not my kind" then you "used me and threw me away!"
You but up with his puppy-dog fawning for weeks and then say "stop it, you're creeping me out" then you "led me on! You should have said something right away!"
He'll move the goalpost on you.
Every.
Single.
TIME.
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Ah, the nice guy staple: assuming other people (women) are some simple riddle that can be understood once you crack the code. As if we're not all a mess of hopes, previous hurts, insecurities, idiosyncrasies, habits etc.And finally.... "RANCID SWINE!"
I would have brushed this off as mere trolling if I hadn't come across a Nice Guy in RL who genuinely said "I wish there was a manual for women" after I didn't want to kiss him.
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Did he also wear a trenchoat and a fedora, or was he otherwise reasonably normal?
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he was a "I recently cut my long, metal hair short so people should appreciate my attempt to fit in" type.
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Ah, one of those fellows who lack so much charisma that they try to fit in REALLY hard and thus become generic looking fuckboys.
I feel like I would have been one of those types if I hadn't had loads of people around me that would call me a dumbass if I did something like that.
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Honestly, I can understand the frustration one would feel at having your attraction towards someone not being reciprocated. Happens to almost everyone.
At the end of the day though, a lot of these guys don't understand that women have their own preferences/priorities in life to deal with. So often, rejection is nothing personal. These guys have a tendency to make it personal however.
At the end of the day though, a lot of these guys don't understand that women have their own preferences/priorities in life to deal with. So often, rejection is nothing personal. These guys have a tendency to make it personal however.
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Regarding @pozilei 's post, what these guys need to understand is that women (and men) aren't robots or computers that you troubleshoot and tinker around with until they respond with what you want.
CWC has that attitude, too, although that's icing on the crazy cake due to all of his other problems.
CWC has that attitude, too, although that's icing on the crazy cake due to all of his other problems.
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I won't say it's always 100% wrong to ask out a woman when she's on the job.
However, the times I've done it have been when I was a regular at her place of business (a restaurant usually) and she and I already had enough of a friendly rapport that she felt comfortable telling me no if she wanted to. And confident that I would laugh it off with her and we could keep acting like grown-ups, instead of worried that I'd call her a carwash cunt and then blast her twitter with revenge epithets.
So really, that's probably the only circumstance I'd say it's okay in, since you're trapped and can't easily get away (or even stop playing friendly) when you're at work.
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How could anyone say no to dating the guy who made Asperchu?
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Time to necro this thread for more autistic failure!
Attraction sign, only colourful.
How to not come off as a tremendous creep.
And finally.... "RANCID SWINE!"
For the third 'charmer,' women must be more like Jenga. He makes one move and everything collapses.