Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

David confessed profusely and genuinely, repented fully, and accepted his punishment without complaint, and atoned. He even made great art out of his experiences with his powerful Psalms.

So, fucking nothing like Nick Rekieta.

I hate to delve into the weeds of Bible shit again, but hey, Nicky brought it up. It's actually amazing how consistently he shows his ass whenever he does this, and he doesn't even know he's doing it. It isn't that he's being contrarian, it's literally that there's something WRONG WITH HIS BRAIN. He actually CAN'T understand these basic human lessons that were taken down by ancients in barbarous times, that even their CHILDREN could understand.

There's just something deeply wrong about him. He isn't even capable of basic morality. He doesn't understand it.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

To give a very rough estimate. I am assuming he spent around 3k on this oz of coke. That amount of coke is roughly 1 months worth for two people (him and his wife). Since it is June, Jan. would have been 6 months ago. 3×6=18k

So about 18k

I was so naive kiwi bros........

 

[JustStopDude]

tl;dr: cops are bad and they lie to you and this is akin to the food you are served at Denny's looking nothing like it does on the menu.

I think I'm stupid. I just assumed the punchline was something along the lines of cops and Dennys both don't serve black people.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Are we sure the traffic stops aren't worth a FOIA? They're community interest at this point, and would not be $3K.

Any camera footage including him would likely be private under MN law unless introduced as evidence in court, which it won't because he's ignored all of his tickets so far to the point where he loses the right to contest them, and it's not like the search where there is interest in the state of his home/property anyway. We know what a Mustang and a Navigator look like.

This is odd noseguarding from you, of all people. It's not expensive and all eyes are here at the moment. Even if boring it can only hurt Nick.

Excuse me, but you may want to know that there is spaghetti falling out of your pocket.

 

[The_Red_Man]

He's literally just driving in circles
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I appreciate that I'm not the only autist that thought about mapping out Nick's route from yesterday, I just didn't have the time. I was curious what the road was that he "had to get to the speed limit real fast".

I'm sure whoever lived in that area really enjoyed knowing what it's like to live next to a race track for a bit.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Same energy:

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Some people are just born with tiger blood. Addiction, depression, all of it goes away if you follow the wisdom of Nike.

Spoiler: Full Interview

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Gonna need a a kiwi to make a Nick remix if this goes the way we all expect.

Nick is just like Charlie Sheen here. He is Bi-winning the lolcow of the year. Later we will find out he has aids and nobody is surprised

REGARDING THE SPEEDING TICKETS - a recent timeline on Kiwi Farms




Oh, really?

Good, mod.


Are we sure the traffic stops aren't worth a FOIA? They're community interest at this point, and would not be $3K.

Why are you trying to raise interest/get others to do it ITT. If you want to FOIA the footage, why not just do it yourself?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is. He even appears to be referencing the thread? I don't know who else was doing back of the envelope math to work out the quantity he was buying.

I noticed he didn't actually deny telling Camelot anything of that sort.

 

[SargonF00t]

I knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is. He even appears to be referencing the thread(? I don't know who else) doing back of the envelope math to work out the quantity he was buying)

I noticed he didn't actually deny telling Camelot anything of that sort.

I thought the stuff Coomalot said about the prostitutes was worse than the $20k reveal.

How dumb is he to be telling the world what his friend gets up to, when his friend has been lying to the public about such things.

 

[DumbDude43]

How dumb is he to be telling the world what his friend gets up to, when his friend has been lying to the public about such things.

not dumb, just opportunistic. drama = clicks = fame = money, that's what every single one of these aspiring ecelebs live by.
he knows that saying these things will make people go "OMG did you hear what camelot just said?!?!" and that is all he wants. attention and engagement are what these grifters feed on.

 

[picked-a-fight-in-texas]

It's hectic to think about the fact that Nick Rekieta and King Cobra JFS look equally bad in 2024, and the chance that Cobes will look better than Nick by the end of the year is high.

 

[LiquidKid]

You mentioning dramatic girls having mental breakdowns gave me a silly idea for Nick's next stream.

"My name is Nick Rekieta, and this is MY TRUTH"
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Johnny Sins?

 

[Owlbear]

I knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is. He even appears to be referencing the thread? I don't know who else was doing back of the envelope math to work out the quantity he was buying.

I noticed he didn't actually deny telling Camelot anything of that sort.

Ok, I guess $20k a month was real. He could have easily destroyed Coomalot's credibility on that statement in court if he just didn't address it, but I guess he wanted to confirm it instead. Good job, Nick, have a drink to congratulate yourself. This is why you keep your mouth shut.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s also textbook addict behavior to claim you so don’t have a problem, guys! If that were the case, you wouldn’t even bother to discuss it.

It's such stereotypical behavior that AA even has a term for it: "dry drunk." He's learned absolutely nothing from all that's happened to him. None of it is his fault. He can quit drinking any time he likes (that part is true but the fact is he does not want to).

He'll just return to it, like a dog to its vomit (if we're back to the Bible shit again), the instant eyes are off him.

What a worthless tool.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ok, I guess $20k a month was real. He could have easily destroyed Coomalot's credibility on that statement in court if he just didn't address it, but I guess he wanted to confirm it instead. Good job, Nick, have a drink to congratulate yourself. This is why you keep your mouth shut.

The real lesson here is don't ever trust Coom with shit. He isn't keeping any secrets if it means he'll get a few extra clicks. He'll roll over on anybody,

 

[Tablet County]

The real lesson here is don't ever trust Coom with shit. He isn't keeping any secrets if it means he'll get a few extra clicks. He'll roll over on anybody,

Is it because he's a snake motivated by online attention? Or is just because he's an idiot and can't keep a secret to save his life?

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

To me it's obvious nick it doing his best to portray himself as a family man.

Probably for his case, first time offence, everything is lies etc etc.

I've changed my ways your honour new studio new me, I can't gain weight due to aids but I'm not doing coke I swear.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is it because he's a snake motivated by online attention? Or is just because he's an idiot and can't keep a secret to save his life?

I think it's the attention and constant need to climb the clout ladder? All I know is I won't even be around mf'ers like this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It isn't that he's being contrarian, it's literally that there's something WRONG WITH HIS BRAIN

Nick’s primary problem, once again, is his utter lack of humility. He’s clearly never learned the primary texts with someone who has studied them and is equipped to counter all of his dipshittery.

Beware he who has all the answers: He usually doesn’t even know what the questions are.

It's such stereotypical behavior that AA even has a term for it: "dry drunk."

Dry drunk is more specifically when you’re acting like a lolcow despite being physically substance-free. It’s generally what happens when someone thinks just quitting the substance means they’re cured, free and clear for life. If that’s all it took then going to detox would suffice. But even if the physical compulsion is removed, you’re still left with the mental obsession and sickness of spirit.

There’s a truism in recovery circles which is that addicts can act like absolute lunatics and make everyone around them miserable without a drop of any drink or drug in their bodies. Of course Nick would never think that applies to him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Or let Law&Crime do it, and they will.

They will? Awesome! That settles it then. I guess we can wait for that.

I knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is. He even appears to be referencing the thread(? I don't know who else) doing back of the envelope math to work out the quantity he was buying)

I noticed he didn't actually deny telling Camelot anything of that sort.

Maybe Coomy wasn't completely shower called into submission after all?

Is it because he's a snake motivated by online attention? Or is just because he's an idiot and can't keep a secret to save his life?

Possibly both. I think it's more the latter though because he seems to really covet a friendship with Nick. He's just really fucking stupid. He wanted to be accepted among the vtuber community too, but look how he made a complete hash of that because of his mouth.

 

[FedPostalService]

Ok, I guess $20k a month was real. He could have easily destroyed Coomalot's credibility on that statement in court if he just didn't address it, but I guess he wanted to confirm it instead. Good job, Nick, have a drink to congratulate yourself. This is why you keep your mouth shut.

Yes, because no one makes things up and pulls figures out of their arse on the internet.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I think Nick is right about us.