Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 451 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 494 20.7%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,389
How much could they really be making right now?

Considering the cost of living in Seattle, I would imagine they're barely getting by.

Does anyone know for sure?

Ian is probably still making a bit from his old content, but the bitch has got to be burning through $ at warp speed. $18000 on the tattoo + multiple flights there/back. According to Anus (if she's not bullshitting) they had someone wanting to buy Creator Clash for 5 million. Big if true, but these two fucking morons fucked that up.
 
bro that's 80kg
on a 6th grade girl? thats not chubby that's massively obese. i don't think this is true because none of the pics ever posted in here (and there were a lot) ever had her even close to that fat.
She cannot talk about her past without lying, no exagerration, I can't even entertain that she may have been that weight because of the source. It's like Mary Sue levels of fabrication, she may be one of those people who maladaptively daydreams and is so caught up in it that its skewed her entire memory (except she lies about current things too). If she actually was this weight as pre-teen, I could see it triggering bulimia - except every single photo we have of her is skinnyfat weight and her teeth are in near perfect condition (damage-wise, not their jack o latern shape).

Dude they own properties in both Seattle and Southern California they aren't going to get real jobs and Anisa is too busted to get a new man. Stop saying this shit.
Anisa will never get a new man, that's a fact. Do you think they're intelligent enough to rent out one of the homes or sell one off though? Because at some point they literally will have to get jobs when the gibbsmedat from old videos, redditors, and family dries up. I'd say within 5 years is when it gets really real for them.
 
She cannot talk about her past without lying, no exagerration, I can't even entertain that she may have been that weight because of the source. It's like Mary Sue levels of fabrication, she may be one of those people who maladaptively daydreams and is so caught up in it that its skewed her entire memory (except she lies about current things too). If she actually was this weight as pre-teen, I could see it triggering bulimia - except every single photo we have of her is skinnyfat weight and her teeth are in near perfect condition (damage-wise, not their jack o latern shape).
but whats the point of a lie like that
why would she claim to have been fat twenty years ago? where's the benefit in that?
 
Dude they own properties in both Seattle and Southern California they aren't going to get real jobs and Anisa is too busted to get a new man. Stop saying this shit.

The idea she's going to monkey branch is retarded, but they keep bringing up money issues and possibly getting jobs so it's not like that's some brazen speculation out of nowhere here

Makes me wonder why they are not doing this already, seems like a thing Anisa would brag about if they did.

I'm sure they have tenants in whatever property(ies) they still own, Anisa wants to hangout with all the cool leftists who think landlords are the scum of the earth so I'm sure she's trying to downplay it
 
but whats the point of a lie like that
why would she claim to have been fat twenty years ago? where's the benefit in that?
Sympathy baiting. Anisa has pulled out a whole bunch of reasons as to she deserves to be pitied.

Rape victim? Check.
Fat 20 years ago? Check.
Dad with Alzheimer's? Check.
Haters on the internet? Check.

Of course there's always the possibility that we're just looking too much into it and she just doesn't think to double check what she's saying.
 
but whats the point of a lie like that
why would she claim to have been fat twenty years ago? where's the benefit in that?
So many reasons:

1.) People lie about having a hard upbringing or childhood trauma all the time, mostly for pity points if its a woman doing it. Anisa's entire image is victimhood, except she had a normal family and lifestyle. So what the easiest and most believable lie for a normal white girl with a lawyer dad? Being the fat weird girl who peed herself in middle school. Bonus points for it setting the stage for her eating disorder identity.

2.) It's her self-mythology. Anisa has survived sexual abuse, bulimia, what the fuck ever, and is also very very quirky. She told us she ate lemons so much it required medical intervention and she was a practicing Muslim who faced discrimination. That means we have to believe that Anisa was a 180 lb, 6th grade autistic muslima who serially ate lemons and pissed herself constantly. And she wants you to believe that, because she's too quirky to have ever been a plain ass middle school girl, like this girl is different. I think these stories are rooted in partial truths, which brings us to...

3.) She's admitted to "story-telling" in a way that exagerrates the truth because of her upbringing. Which is a pretty sick claim because that means the only attribute of being Muslim she carried into adulthood was the propensity to lie. This is a character trait, aka something people do pathologically, to literally anything you discuss with them, because thats how they are. So something as integral as her own childhood will definitely be up for the Anisa treatment. Typically, people just call you histrionic.

Analysis finished. This shit makes me mad because none of her 60 viewers ever clock her. I could die satisfied if she was ever forced on stream to confront the insane lies she's told about herself and her family, and still tells to this day. Actual psycho, or she's 8d chessing us with an Anisa "character".
 
Feel like they wasted 10 years not building a real resume. Mention trades again.

This shit makes me MATI. Manual labor is not like their little communist propaganda books. They have the most privileged job ever, talking into a camera for 2 hours a week for millions of dollars. Yet they can't even do that right. There's no way they could stand a second of a trade job, and they have no actual inclination to try. It's just hip with the commie crowd to act like their interested in manual labor without actually doing manual labor.
 
but whats the point of a lie like that
why would she claim to have been fat twenty years ago? where's the benefit in that?
Mental illness. She lies for no reason and in a way that doesn't benefit her because it's a compulsion and doesn't care about how it looks. I don't even think her pissing her pants is true.
Dude they own properties in both Seattle and Southern California they aren't going to get real jobs and Anisa is too busted to get a new man. Stop saying this shit.
I do often wonder if they even have the extra properties still. I remember Ian sold at least one. I think if they were leasing them or doing anything with them we would've heard about it. Yes, they want to pander to a lefty crowd but it's clear that they hardly keep anything a secret and they're retards who don't even bother playing optics.
 
Ok, prediction for next podcast. I think she reads this thread

Anisa:

People keep sayint like we are rich, we are millionaires , we own property. I dont know where people get that idea. Like yes we own a house in Seattle but we live in it and we still have to pay a mortgage on it. Like guys we are not landlords. We are not rich. Like we dont have a lot of money. Ian and i have talked about getting normal people jobs for real.


5 mins later

Anisa:
Half the people out there think we have money problems, like we are broke. Where do people get this stuff. Like we manage our money, we have investments, it’s not like the money is gone, why do people keep saying that? we aren’t stupid with money, we are just frugal so people think we don’t have money.

And scene. Sorry for my amateur fiction.
 
Highly possible she reads the farms, the fact she said this:
Anisa abruptly cuts the conversation "I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE 90 YO MAN WHO COMMITED SUICIDE VIA PLANE!"

The exact same week this is posted in community happenings:
William Anders, one of the Apollo 8 astronauts, and responsible for the famous “Earthrise” photo, has died at the age of 90 after his plane crashed into the waters off the coast of Washington.

I'm gonna be honest, Kiwiwfarms is the only place I saw talking about this over the week so I dunno. It's definitely flimsy but the coincidence is there. Plus when she was talking about people always clipping them she called them farmers, which lol.
 
she called them farmers, which lol
To be fair, I think she called them "clip farmers", like groups of people who are trying to get them to mess up so they can farm clips of them to post/react to. Like they need any help messing up, lol.

Also, she's live. She's been going for 3 hours so she will probably end stream soon. Playing Baldur's gate.
 
Anisa actually did say in a stream very recently that people were wrong about their financial situation and they were just fine. She was saying that people can’t base their income off of socialblade, that it’s different for everyone, fair, but the income is declining and her taste for all things useless but expensive has not. She seemed offended on stream that people are saying they are broke. I don’t know what she wants, sympathy “wah wah we had to downsize, we might have to get trade jobs” or “uhm akshullay, we’re doing just fine with money. People are so parasocial” .

I think they do have one rental in Seattle, I really don’t think they’d ever slip on this. Their fanbase are the “eat all the landlords” type but it’s probably their only stable income. I’m pretty sure it’s the house where the infamous photo she took on the back porch where it looks like she just took a shit. The house in San Diego was sold. I know she’s gunning for a move to Vancouver and she couldn’t have possibly picked one of the most expensive places to buy a home. They would already be there if they had the money, Ian has no say in where they live obviously.
 
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