Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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I still can’t believe how right on the money this thread was. Down to the swinging being called out so early on, and Kayla being fully retarded. Really can’t emphasise enough for future readers of this thread how nailed down Nick was. “Fan-fiction farms” was writing nothing but pure scripture. Even Cynthia mentioned so much that aged perfectly thousands of pages ago.

So far the only things that remain unproven is Nick's HIV status, how many times he and Aaron fucked, and the quantity of negro semen ingested. Come on Aaron, it's okay to be gay in Current Year, tell us more!

For my part, I think Nicky Bobby Rackets has or will contract HIV from his filthy perversions, I think he and Aaron at the very least made out just like their slatternly wives did, and I think he's taken multiple trips to the gay bays at Pure Pleasure and their equivalent at Gay 90s to engage in sodomy. Nick is free to prove me wrong, of course (that's how it works, right, just like Montegraph has to prove he has never molested little boys).

 

[datura_binge]

I knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is. He even appears to be referencing the thread? I don't know who else was doing back of the envelope math to work out the quantity he was buying.

I noticed he didn't actually deny telling Camelot anything of that sort.

Nick is playing a very dangerous game trying to talk about this stuff and using stupid code words. One slip and he's gonna fuck himself big time.

 

[LiquidKid]

I never thought I'd say this but DSP has grown wise.
He's like an incredibly cringe philosopher.
This is why the Roach endures. At the heat death of the universe DSP will be streaming collecting chats from evolved Tardigrades.

He's wrong about why people laugh at cows though. Maybe some people are like that. I'm pretty happy and content with where Ive got in my life.
I just like laughing at these faggots because I have a weird sense of humor and I've always been kind of an asshole.

Bro if I ever woke up and found DSP was talking down to me and giving me advice on how to fix my life out pity I would shoot myself.
Theres no coming back from that.
Thats beneath rock bottom.

No, DSP is still the same retard he’s always been. But he’s able to have enough self awareness to acknowledge Rekieta’s downfall in a mature way.

 

[AnOminous]

Women don't like Nick Rekieta. Even his own wife doesn't like him now, to the point where she was willing to play ball with a spineless manbaby like Aaron. April can hardly be considered a woman, she's a black hole of a human being.

Maybe whatever other flaws Aaron has, at least his penis works and he doesn't have to rely on a pathetic Balldo like Nick, trying to knot women with a weird cuck cage stuck to his balls while his limp penis flops around uselessly.

Coomalot's actions seem totally illogical and/or very stupid, considering he wants to be friends with Rekieta.

Coomalot is a Riley-tier retard, possibly even dumber.

 

[keke]

Coomalot is a Riley-tier retard, possibly even dumber.

Unfortunately the use of Botox and cosmetic filler injections can both cause different types of brain damage which have compounded in his case, rendering him clinically retarded with perma bloat face.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I’m not a lawyer you know, but uh it seems short of another Coke stream he’s doing everything a lawyer would advise against and as an actual licensed attorney he should know better but his ego is in the way. It’s pretty funny I don’t think he’s hit his bottom.

You're more of a lawyer than Nick, and if you've ever had to go to the court to pay for a traffic ticket, you have more court experience than him.

Coomalot was complaining about how Nick had ghosted him and then after the arrest, Nick is back in contact with him again, so Coomalot probably thinks that things might be back to how they once

Cody is such a stupid baby. Fuck me for ever feeling bad for him at one point about losing a so-called friend. This is a grown man that is so afraid of losing the so-called companionship of a cokehead that abuses kids, but why? Why does he have such absolute shit taste in friends?

You've got the cokehead. You got all the Comicsgate people. You got Xia. You got Dax. really solid choices.

One of my favorite episodes. I still say Scott Tenorman Must Die is the best one though.

 

[Foltest]

I want Nick to suffer for everything he have done.
Should be forced to wear the baldo until the end of time.

 

[JustStopDude]

It's such stereotypical behavior that AA even has a term for it: "dry drunk." He's learned absolutely nothing from all that's happened to him. None of it is his fault. He can quit drinking any time he likes (that part is true but the fact is he does not want to).

That isn't what "dry drunk" means. Those are folks who stop drinking but never deal with the underlying issues that fed their alcohol abuse.

They tend to be miserable pricks and take all their pent up issues out on everyone around them.

Nick would have to stop using drugs ans alcohol. That is never going to happen.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This is odd noseguarding from you, of all people. It's not expensive and all eyes are here at the moment. Even if boring it can only hurt Nick.

Then do it yourself retard. Not your personal army.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Maybe whatever other flaws Aaron has, at least his penis works

Debatable considering he's a cuckhold who lost his wife and became the snack boy.

 

[User Account Samsara]

What does he call that sex toy that he recommended a bunch of strangers use? Ba... something? Oh, that's right, Kayla!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

What does he call that sex toy that he recommended a bunch of strangers use? Ba... something? Oh, that's right, Kayla!

Given the option, I think I'd rather use the baldo then dip my third leg into that accursed snatch.....

 

[Captain Manning]

From Community Happenings:

Metokur is doing a Father's Day stream this Sunday. Covering fathers on the Internet who are disasters. Nick will be one of them. Link in the quoted post goes to the Metokur thread.

Mister Metokur is streaming for Father’s Day this Sunday. Topics will include Ben Thorp, Nick Rekieta, and the hollering hog Ethan Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

That isn't what "dry drunk" means. Those are folks who stop drinking but never deal with the underlying issues that fed their alcohol abuse.

They tend to be miserable pricks and take all their pent up issues out on everyone around them.

Nick would have to stop using drugs ans alcohol. That is never going to happen.

Maybe I'm giving him too much credit that he isn't drunk or on drugs now, but you're literally just repeating back to me exactly what I said.

 

[Ovomaltine Crunchy]

1. Coomalot is an idiot seeing attention so just keeps talking too much (truth value could be either direction).
2. Coomalot resents nick a bit so keeps dropping bits of dirt then pretending it was an oopsie
3. Coomalot is doing what nick wants, which is to increase Nick's perceived badass factor and get people accustomed to the New Nick while Nick can't talk about it himself
4. Coomalot is doing what nick wants, which is to play 4d chess by telling lies about Nick which will see nick claim a moral and legal victory when he proves people are lying and exaggerating everything and then he will become the next pope and US president concurrently. *snorts another line*

Those are some possible explanations off the top of my head.

I think it's far simpler than that tbh. He's transparently and unapologetically trying to play both sides, because a grifter is gonna grift. So now he can have a talk with Keanu who despises Nick and nod as Keanu calls him a narcissist cultist, and then can turn right around to give a like to Nick's cringe instagram biblical bullshit about how he has been unfairly wronged by the universe and shall stand strong against adversity.

He also clearly has Nick by the balls (re:Nick pretending to find it hilarious that Coomy talked about spending 20k on coke), so I assume Nick is letting it go because Coomy could fuck him up if he wanted to. If Coomy really was trying to be a friend to Nick who checks on him daily, he would not be dropping info that gets Nick into more trouble/further damages his reputation. Not to actually sympathize with Nick because he made his own bed, but imagine having this asshole text you every day asking how you're doing, and then seeing he went on a show to talk about your addiction to prostitutes. Coomy's out there playing Game of Thrones right now.

At least dumbasses like Barnes seem to believe in something. Coomy only believes in the grift.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Coom has always come off as a brain damaged clout chaser. Maybe had one too many concussions from car accidents when racing.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Debatable considering he's a cuckhold who lost his wife and became the snack boy.

In his defense I heard he cucks a mean plate of SpaghettiO's

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

In his defense I heard he cucks a mean plate of SpaghettiO's

Is it bad that every time I hear that I think "Man SpaghettiO's sound pretty good tho."

 

[gang weeder]

IDK if there is any lore on this, but what's the over/under that Kayla married Nick for money? I'm not super familiar with info about their early relationship but IIRC, Nick pretended to be gay, then somehow ended up marrying her? That sounds weird as fuck. He also looks like a giant loser in those really early pictures of them. I wonder if Kayla wasn't interested at first, then only warmed up to him once she learned about the trust fund.

 

[datura_binge]

That isn't what "dry drunk" means. Those are folks who stop drinking but never deal with the underlying issues that fed their alcohol abuse.

They tend to be miserable pricks and take all their pent up issues out on everyone around them.

Nick would have to stop using drugs ans alcohol. That is never going to happen.

What's the difference in what you said was the "actual definition" of "dry drunk" and what he said? Because he said the same thing you did; that being that Nick might stop drinking but would otherwise maintain his same attitude and actions because they didn't deal with their issues. Not being snarky, I think I must be missing a nuance because it sounds the same to me. Even when I checked wiki it pretty much says what both of you said.