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Lol I tought I was looking at screenshots from "BOOM BOOM ROCKET"
What the fuck is this 360 arcade graphics
Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.
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What the fuck is this 360 arcade graphics
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he really fucking loves retro video games.
also, GOING LIVE! More mukbanging!
I love when he says to "fill up the chat" like there's ever gonna be more than the same 8-15 people
The coffee curry is introduced first thing. He puts it on the "big cam" to show it off.
Bunghole Tiger is already nutting in his pants
He is watching a cooking video about the curry before eating it. the haters are already PISSED. Common Cog W
uh oh, he is making a face again
nom nom!
this stream is so quirky
And just like that, the stream is over. Bunghole Tiger was too busy jacking off to donate anything, but we have a "big show" to look forward to in a few minutes!
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Guntkvd
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Maybe Null is right about Bongs having no shame. How else you can explain Cog living off charity with his wife in other man's house.
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He has promised Bunghole Tiger to eat a "coffee steak" next.
Another stream soon! The fans are clamoring for more. Fill up that chat with o7s!
Cog is having some technical difficulties. an innocent lurker has been burdened with a sub. We're already at $5 without even diving into the show. Ralph is probably malding rn.
He was going to start talking about the Thorpes, but now he's distracted talking about Mint Salad of Dick Show fame. He is calling her a degenerate. Now he's showing off my screencap from earlier in this thread. Hi cogcord!
another $5! cue the ralph clip
he's talking about how he won't go on a stream with Ralph because Ralph will mute him. Reminds me of that clip of his brother talking about Cog luring him and his gf into a discord vc so he could mute and berate them with his fan club. Self-awareness isn't what we're watching for though so it's all good.
Another $10 comes in. This triggers a short clip of Andy Warski saying there's nothing to make fun of with Cog because "he is nothing". I must respectfully disagree with Mr. Warski. $20/100.
Big $21 donation comes through! A very long clip of Mersh plays. Idk why he has all these funny clips of people he hates as a regular part of his show. imo he should use clips of himself shoveling food into his mouth because that's really what this show is about
Now he is watching that video of daddy thorp kicking baby thorp. The official Cog word on incest and abuse is that they're bad. I can feel myself becoming more and more morally righteous as this stream progresses. I had no idea this kind of behavior was wrong until Cog explained it to me. I have seen the light. Thank you Cog. Excellent segment.
DING DING DING! Here comes the sub train! I was not fortunate enough to receive one. Maybe next time
the lucky recipients:
we're in the money today, boys
I don't know what the hell this thing is, but it's "filling up nicely". Does he eat more food when it's full? I can't wait to find out. More videos of the Thorps now
More subs! The dings just don't stop dinging in Cog's World. Think of all the cigarettes Ralph could afford if he made this kind of cash. A video of Ralph raging at Cog plays at twice the volume of the rest of the stream. Level 1 complete! Video game victory music. Everyone is pleased.
Another generous viewer has donated $5 to watch Cog react to another gay music video.
Cog is such a multitalented individual. He reacts. He commentates. He makes memes. He eats stuff. What talents do YOU have, alogs? $106/200
He has totally forgotten that he was watching Thorp videos now. He's watching his favorite anime music video again. This is the third time I've seen him play this so far.
Time for a smoke break! Light it up! His afk music is the gayest shit I've ever heard in my life. I love that he thinks it's cool. COG COG COG!
Back from the break. "Can we smash level 2? We're only 89 away!" 111/200. Back to the Thorp arrest video.
"He sounds like Geekthulu" - re: Papa Thorp. Everyone is @Geekthulhu. Cog has called me Geekthulu so many times that I've started to believe it. Maybe the whole world is just a figment of Geekthulu's imagination.
Playing more Thorp videos with minimal commentary and occasional grandstanding. The chat is bored and fantasizing about more feeding content
Trouble in paradise???? His wife and some in chat, being (arguably) real human beings, are saying they feel bad for Baby Thorp. Cog disagrees. 'She is an adult, she knows better.'
Someone donates another $2. Time for another smoke break! "It's 4:20 somewhere!" $113
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back. Time to unpause the Thorp video. "If we hit level 2 I'll play the cop bodycam where they need 2 tasers!" 2 viewers immediately donate $5 each. The Welcome to the Jungle Ralph clip plays twice in a row. I don't think they know they can just look the video up and watch it themselves. $123/200
COG COMEDY CORNER:
Cog sings the word "incest" to the tune of the Game of Thrones theme
Maya/Metokurfembot(?) donates to interrupt the Thorp commentary with a terrible song for Cog to react to. $133/200. If this stream lasts another few hours we might see that taser footage! LET'S GOOOO!!!!!!
Another $10 comes in. Another terrible song. Ralph shuffles across the screen. Cog sings along. $143/200
Cog is begging for more donations and songs to react to. He promises to play the next songs with minimal interruptions. He needs to do commentary to avoid copyright strikes. Another $5 comes in and he plays the viewer's song; a Linkin Park parody about video game consoles. Cog loves it. He is laughing merrily at this song. "I love this! I love whoever wrote this! This is great!" $148/200
Back to the Thorps. The Cogheads react to a crying grooming victim:
He's running out of steam. "Only $52 before this video ends and we can extend the stream!" Berating some crying girl might not have been the great content he was hoping for. The video ends. No one else has donated. We have failed to smash that goal. The stream is ending "...unless some miracle happens last minute....". A miracle does not happen. The stream ends. Oh sevens in chat!
Happy ending
Total donations: $148
He was going to start talking about the Thorpes, but now he's distracted talking about Mint Salad of Dick Show fame. He is calling her a degenerate. Now he's showing off my screencap from earlier in this thread. Hi cogcord!
another $5! cue the ralph clip
he's talking about how he won't go on a stream with Ralph because Ralph will mute him. Reminds me of that clip of his brother talking about Cog luring him and his gf into a discord vc so he could mute and berate them with his fan club. Self-awareness isn't what we're watching for though so it's all good.
Another $10 comes in. This triggers a short clip of Andy Warski saying there's nothing to make fun of with Cog because "he is nothing". I must respectfully disagree with Mr. Warski. $20/100.
Big $21 donation comes through! A very long clip of Mersh plays. Idk why he has all these funny clips of people he hates as a regular part of his show. imo he should use clips of himself shoveling food into his mouth because that's really what this show is about
Now he is watching that video of daddy thorp kicking baby thorp. The official Cog word on incest and abuse is that they're bad. I can feel myself becoming more and more morally righteous as this stream progresses. I had no idea this kind of behavior was wrong until Cog explained it to me. I have seen the light. Thank you Cog. Excellent segment.
DING DING DING! Here comes the sub train! I was not fortunate enough to receive one. Maybe next time
the lucky recipients:
we're in the money today, boys
I don't know what the hell this thing is, but it's "filling up nicely". Does he eat more food when it's full? I can't wait to find out. More videos of the Thorps now
More subs! The dings just don't stop dinging in Cog's World. Think of all the cigarettes Ralph could afford if he made this kind of cash. A video of Ralph raging at Cog plays at twice the volume of the rest of the stream. Level 1 complete! Video game victory music. Everyone is pleased.
Another generous viewer has donated $5 to watch Cog react to another gay music video.
Cog is such a multitalented individual. He reacts. He commentates. He makes memes. He eats stuff. What talents do YOU have, alogs? $106/200
He has totally forgotten that he was watching Thorp videos now. He's watching his favorite anime music video again. This is the third time I've seen him play this so far.
Time for a smoke break! Light it up! His afk music is the gayest shit I've ever heard in my life. I love that he thinks it's cool. COG COG COG!
Back from the break. "Can we smash level 2? We're only 89 away!" 111/200. Back to the Thorp arrest video.
"He sounds like Geekthulu" - re: Papa Thorp. Everyone is @Geekthulhu. Cog has called me Geekthulu so many times that I've started to believe it. Maybe the whole world is just a figment of Geekthulu's imagination.
Playing more Thorp videos with minimal commentary and occasional grandstanding. The chat is bored and fantasizing about more feeding content
Trouble in paradise???? His wife and some in chat, being (arguably) real human beings, are saying they feel bad for Baby Thorp. Cog disagrees. 'She is an adult, she knows better.'
Someone donates another $2. Time for another smoke break! "It's 4:20 somewhere!" $113
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back. Time to unpause the Thorp video. "If we hit level 2 I'll play the cop bodycam where they need 2 tasers!" 2 viewers immediately donate $5 each. The Welcome to the Jungle Ralph clip plays twice in a row. I don't think they know they can just look the video up and watch it themselves. $123/200
COG COMEDY CORNER:
Cog sings the word "incest" to the tune of the Game of Thrones theme
Maya/Metokurfembot(?) donates to interrupt the Thorp commentary with a terrible song for Cog to react to. $133/200. If this stream lasts another few hours we might see that taser footage! LET'S GOOOO!!!!!!
Another $10 comes in. Another terrible song. Ralph shuffles across the screen. Cog sings along. $143/200
Cog is begging for more donations and songs to react to. He promises to play the next songs with minimal interruptions. He needs to do commentary to avoid copyright strikes. Another $5 comes in and he plays the viewer's song; a Linkin Park parody about video game consoles. Cog loves it. He is laughing merrily at this song. "I love this! I love whoever wrote this! This is great!" $148/200
Back to the Thorps. The Cogheads react to a crying grooming victim:
He's running out of steam. "Only $52 before this video ends and we can extend the stream!" Berating some crying girl might not have been the great content he was hoping for. The video ends. No one else has donated. We have failed to smash that goal. The stream is ending "...unless some miracle happens last minute....". A miracle does not happen. The stream ends. Oh sevens in chat!
Happy ending
Total donations: $148
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Yeah but it's kind of endearing. He loves his chat and his chat loves him. They don't even care that the content is shit, they just give him money to eat stuff and spout nonsense for 4 hours a day. It's beautiful, really.
Geekthulhu
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It's because his audience is just a bunch of mentally ill SSI recipients. Either for autism or some other form of disability. He has a homeless pedo fanfic writer that donates every last dime he has. These people are beyond pathetic and stupid. The ending total of 148.00 isn't much considering it seems that most of that was subs on YouTube, if I am not mistaken YT takes a massive cut from those just like Twitch. You are an idiot if you push subs on your channel ESPECIALLY IF that is your primary source of income. It would be better to use Patreon and offer reward levels for monthly subs and take donos through streamlabs and not monetize your channel for Super Chats. If you are a small channel like his, you lose way too much money to this.
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Yeah it's just a little community of autistics. I was in the Cogcord for a bit and said I liked to root for Ralph ironically because it's funnier, and one of his mods started yelling at me for supporting child abuse before timing me out. They take everything extremely seriously and overuse emojis like a bunch of boomers. It's really funny.
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COG is not the sharpest gear in the box.
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Mfw I have to eat curry 4 times a day, 7 days a week because Naleem owns my roof and gets to decide...
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Time for a crossover episode! Elaine lightly made fun of Cog today on twitter
and because any twitter interaction he gets is extremely exciting for him, he has decided to dedicate his upcoming show to her.
it's kind of funny seeing cog complain about other people on welfare considering he has a sugar daddy named "bunghole tiger" but hey, I'm not judging.
and because any twitter interaction he gets is extremely exciting for him, he has decided to dedicate his upcoming show to her.
it's kind of funny seeing cog complain about other people on welfare considering he has a sugar daddy named "bunghole tiger" but hey, I'm not judging.
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Did you actually reach out to Shania-chan to come on air? From what they said, they turned down that offer.
Geekthulhu
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Yeah. I offered to come on his stream to laugh at Cog a bit and show we are two different people. He declined.
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Nigger, you're a glorified delivery boy
you don't have a pot to piss in when it comes to money
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yeah sorry, tbh my internet is too shit to stream right now, otherwise I'd just be sniping every cog show and mukbanging along with him. Also, it's funnier that he keeps thinking I'm you. I am feeling a newfound sense of urgency and importance ever since Cog transformed me into Geekthulu.
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>Are on UK welfare
https://x.com/CogCity/status/1801235137096523838
it's kind of funny seeing cog complain about other people on welfare considering he has a sugar daddy named "bunghole tiger" but hey, I'm not judging.
The irony.
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as a neurotypical man, cog understands irony