Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Poonocchio]

Nursing home, but Cobes is the head chef at said nursing home

Scalfani as his sous chef after the next stroke.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

Anyone else in here break their fucking phone recently?

when a immovable phone meets and unstoppable metal ring

 

[JambledUpWords]

when a immovable phone meets and unstoppable metal ring

Broken phones are totally goth. The shattered screen is a metaphor for my shattered soul that lives in a world that hates goths, especially my trolls.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Scalfani as his sous chef after the next stroke.

Cobra staring into the microwave as Jack heats an ear of corn for four minutes to shuck it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Smaller set of sprites this time! I'm getting into more abstract things this time, so apologies if they don't read well.

Inside we got such topics as:

• chillin
• drink combos
• food hacks
• guitar
• rant
• mead
• live
• ride bike

There's also "clean" versions of food hack and drink combos.
I also included the icons for Deathbed Tapes and Exhumed Visions.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Love the sun in "ride bike" showing it's weather permittable.

 

[Poonocchio]

Cobra staring into the microwave as Jack heats an ear of corn for four minutes to shuck it.

Then Cobes demanding it be cooled down and reheated several times prior to shucking.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Smaller set of sprites this time! I'm getting into more abstract things this time, so apologies if they don't read well.

Inside we got such topics as:

• chillin
• drink combos
• food hacks
• guitar
• rant
• mead
• live
• ride bike

There's also "clean" versions of food hack and drink combos.
I also included the icons for Deathbed Tapes and Exhumed Visions.
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Another possible sprite idea (assuming it isn’t already there):

The boob beer can topper

 

[Your Landlord]

I can't help but find this endearing; the bogberry doesn't fall far from the busch.
Food hacks and drink combos are in the blood.

 

[Shinkai]

Smaller set of sprites this time! I'm getting into more abstract things this time, so apologies if they don't read well.

Inside we got such topics as:

• chillin
• drink combos
• food hacks
• guitar
• rant
• mead
• live
• ride bike

There's also "clean" versions of food hack and drink combos.
I also included the icons for Deathbed Tapes and Exhumed Visions.
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These little logos remind me of the artwork from Digimon World on ps1. You're killing it dude

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I can't help but find this endearing; the bogberry doesn't fall far from the busch.
Food hacks and drink combos are in the blood.

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Admittedly her combo sounds basically like the Constant Comment tea I like, not a burrito with snail meat and salted black soybeans.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Yessss time for a brief week and a half of HD cobra before the lens gets smudged with boglim sauce. Not looking half bad all things considered. I’m intentionally avoiding lookin at his open mouth in HD. Somebody else can do the teeth update, I’m good on staring into the void for now.
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Mmmmm that’s some delectable lookin mead!
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Look at the residue it leaves on the glass. It’s like drinkin fuckin tomato juice. Better not be gingerly slurping on literal sludge, BOY!
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There is a reason why people who infuse vodka with skittles do each color separately so you don’t get poop water. They also strain it too and it’s not fermented, but it is what it is toobz.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There is a reason why people who infuse vodka with skittles do each color separately so you don’t get poop water. They also strain it too and it’s not fermented, but it is what it is toobz.

It really does look like he's drinking sewage. It's not even bog water, it's pure mud.

Fermented poop water...he's one step away from jenkem.

 

[bonified retard]

I can't help but find this endearing; the bogberry doesn't fall far from the busch.
Food hacks and drink combos are in the blood.

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Today I learned that cobra's silly mispronunciations are a genetic trait

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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Today I learned that cobra's silly mispronunciations are a genetic trait

Did she spill it all over the floor when trying to strain the mead into a clean jar?

 

[Your Landlord]

Admittedly her combo sounds basically like the Constant Comment tea I like, not a burrito with snail meat and salted black soybeans.

I'm definitely going to buy that tea, thank you.
GothicMomCobraLGL certainly has more appetizing offers, but she's also trying to appear normal and I think she's on meds. I'm just waiting for her to bring out the cobra-tier weird shit eventually, just gotta wait patiently doodt.

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Today I learned that cobra's silly mispronunciations are a genetic trait

Wait until you see her use a knife or other kitchen tools; it is absolutely genetic.

 

[curbside2]

He got a new phone already. Of course he didn’t wait long enough for the skittles to dissolve all the way.

Is that the most we've seen him struggle to drink his own mead? It looked like he was going to take a final swig but couldn't motivate himself to do it. Also, it's disgusting how vicious it looks. Like swallowing a sugar infused loogie.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

For any of the Newbies "It's not bad" means it's basically undrinkable. Normally anything he makes no matter how bad it is he'll say it tastes good. If it's not bad it's horrific tasting.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Is that the most we've seen him struggle to drink his own mead? It looked like he was going to take a final swig but couldn't motivate himself to do it. Also, it's disgusting how vicious it looks. Like swallowing a sugar infused loogie.

He honestly seems upset wonder if the deliveries not stopping are getting to him. Can't believe people send him shit even though he moved and doesn't really even go live. I find myself having trouble keeping my interest in things I actually like for that long let alone obsessing over tormenting a boglim for months or even years on end. He really does rule everyone's life.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]