Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

The other positive stats like Strength, Agility and Intelligence, Perception and Luck are all things Pat lacks in real life, but you've got like four more points to spend so just put them into whatever you want.

It’s a shame you can’t put 1.7 as his intelligence stat.

 

[AnOminous]

Defendants spammed the docket:

Incidentally, the effect of waiving service under 4(d) is you get 60 days to answer the complaint measured from the date of the request to waive, instead of 21 days from the date of service. Also you don't have to pay the cost of service, which you do if you fail to waive.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It’s a shame you can’t put 1.7 as his intelligence stat.

That would be a 8 so in a d20 based game he'd get a -1 to all intelligence based checks and would lose skill points on level up. Only stat he has going for him is Constitution given that he eats everything, fat as fuck, drinks a ton. He would make for a good barbarian.

 

[FinnSven]

Patrick will use guns when he has to, but will almost always want to fist-fight people when he can, to prove how "tough" he is.

Or you use guns, but make sure you only use heavily modded underpowered guns, like the silenced .22 submachine gun, and the 9mm pistol.
He probably would like the 5.56 pistol too.
The submachine gun however, you are not allowed to hold down the fire button, you have to treat it like it has been modified for single shot like his crappy meme gun p90.

You are also not allowed to take any perks that would actually improve the handling of the guns.

 

[Welf Welf]

Look at his face. This is a man on the brink.

On the brink of what? A heart attack?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Or you use guns, but make sure you only use heavily modded underpowered guns, like the silenced .22 submachine gun, and the 9mm pistol.
He probably would like the 5.56 pistol too.
The submachine gun however, you are not allowed to hold down the fire button, you have to treat it like it has been modified for single shot like his crappy meme gun p90.

You are also not allowed to take any perks that would actually improve the handling of the guns.

Fudd style, baby!

There's actually a P90 in Fallout Classic Weapons Reloaded, but it's automatic. Still, you could probably use it the same way you're suggestion.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

holy shit it just says fattest

that's insane

he's almost self aware

lol @ the mirror, sad little faggot can't even wrangle his wife to take a picture of him

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Why post the photo of innocent people? Also literally nobody on here or OandA is doing this unless they're lurking.

I wonder if this stuff is related to the case - docket gets a bunch of updates, suddenly another issue. He probably thinks this somehow helps his lawsuit despite being unrelated.


Edit: new selfie. Nice bright red dot on the forehead.

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Man it’s just funny how smug he is wasting his time to do these gay ops for fake internet clout that never manifests

 

[Ring of Basilius]

On the brink of what? A heart attack?

Complete psychological implosion, but yeah that too.

 

[FinnSven]

Fudd style, baby!

There's actually a P90 in Fallout Classic Weapons Reloaded, but it's automatic. Still, you could probably use it the same way you're suggestion.

Conceivably one could make an Ogryn character in Darktide to strongly resemble Fatrick both physically and mentally.

The only problem with that though is that Ogryns are incredibly genuinely tough.

The lore of the WH40k universe has them being a version of humans who have wound up living on higher gravity worlds, with limited resources and thus evolved to be vastly larger and stronger but stupider.
(It’s basically fantasy creatures in space for the unfamiliar)

There has been no mention of them grinding up Ratling children for pepperoni however.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

A slight aside, but I just saw a bit of Summerville Dan's video on the Nick Rekieta situation, and I have a question:

is Dan retarded, or just fucking around? It's kinda hard to tell.

Conceivably one could make an Ogryn character in Darktide to strongly resemble Fatrick both physically and mentally.

The only problem with that though is that Ogryns are incredibly genuinely tough.

The lore of the WH40k universe has them being a version of humans who have wound up living on higher gravity worlds, with limited resources and thus evolved to be vastly larger and stronger but stupider.
(It’s basically fantasy creatures in space for the unfamiliar)

There has been no mention of them grinding up Ratling children for pepperoni however.

Oh, that reminds me! Make sure you get the cannibal perk in NV, and try to wrangle up some strange meat. To make delicious pepperoni!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I did the Fatrick run of Disco Elysium and it was the only time I died playing the game. I won't spoil any story beats but Harry shot at Cuno, acted like an actual tough guy to Measurehead with hilarious results. kissed Everart ass, was a complete cunt to Kim, and was a cunty rage pig to everyone he met. His fat life eventually came to an end when he tried to pulled his tough guy act on the union thugs. RIP Fatty Dubois. I do need to finish my Lard Tits run.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

is Dan retarded, or just fucking around? It's kinda hard to tell.

yes

 

[An automatic clown]

this fat faggot, who has repeatedly claimed to be neither obese nor overweight, is wearing a shirt with the word "fattest" on it. the irony is too much for me.

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holy shit it just says fattest

that's insane

he's almost self aware

lol @ the mirror, sad little faggot can't even wrangle his wife to take a picture of him

Guys c'mon, your 1.2gpa is showing.
That's a Photoshop. Here's the original, direct from his twitter. It says "fastest" on his $5.99 Kohl's graphic tee

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Guys c'mon, your 1.2gpa is showing.

a shit the bit got me

(I could have sworn there is a type of bike called "fat" but eh, da bit bit me)

 

[An automatic clown]

a shit the bit got me

(I could have sworn there is a type of bike called "fat" but eh, da bit bit me)

Harley makes a model called a Fat Boy. But Patrick, who is fat, HATES Harleys

 

[Well Intentioned]

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That is one fat fucking arm. Christ.

Ham-hocked lookin' motherfucker.

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holy shit it just says fattest

that's insane

he's almost self aware

lol @ the mirror, sad little faggot can't even wrangle his wife to take a picture of him

Moon-faced lookin' motherfucker.

Has Patty ever responded to the Cyberterrorists seeking him dead, child, on how he's gotten more rotund as chalking it up to aging or some such? Or is it always a flat robust denial?

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Has Patty ever responded to the Cyberterrorists seeking him dead, child, on how he's gotten more rotund as chalking it up to aging or some such? Or is it always a flat robust denial?

No, child, he is "not fat by any medical standards". Enjoy a healthy BMI.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

That moons over @Judge Holden ’s hammy face would do so damn good as a fat pig cop.

Shit a fatass like that on MPD’s squad could kneel on ten niggers at a time. Hot damn!

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

His fat life eventually came to an end when he tried to pulled his tough guy act on the union thugs. RIP Fatty Dubois. I do need to finish my Lard Tits run.

Please tell me he went down the route of asking for Kim's gun to prove a point. That would be peak Fatrick behavior.