Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

“Beans of a black nature” is the best way to say “black beans”. Also the fact that he makes a “sauce combo” from sauce packets. Is there anything he doesn’t customize?

New eating technique just dropped

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Is that the most we've seen him struggle to drink his own mead? It looked like he was going to take a final swig but couldn't motivate himself to do it. Also, it's disgusting how vicious it looks. Like swallowing a sugar infused loogie.

Probably disgusted that the texture look like shit and it probably tastes like sugary sewage waste.

 

[ASeabear8952]

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Today I learned that cobra's silly mispronunciations are a genetic trait

I’m probably starting another loop BUUUUT has it been confirmed that she’s his biological mother?

 

[curbside2]

Probably disgusted that the texture look like shit and it probably tastes like sugary sewage waste.

If you watch his body language, he squints his eyes before it even hits his tongue, meaning he's prepping himself. Then, after nearly gagging from one gulp, he lifts the glass to his mouth three times. Doesn't muster up the courage. And awkwardly acts like he was distracted by something before putting the glass down.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Did she spill it all over the floor when trying to strain the mead into a clean jar?

I love how he strained the mead on the counter instead of the completely empty sink.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

his head never looked bigger.

 

[Molly Millions]

The body language doesn't lie.

The funny thing is that autistic people still have the same reactions to disgusting things and without an ability to filter themselves you end up with some raw honesty from the way Cobra moves and shrinks away from bog witches.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Suck on this here crunchwrap

 

[BullfrogBill]

New eating technique just dropped

Suckling on a Cheez-It crunchwrap like it's a teat? That's art.

 

[idkcumiguess]

Smaller set of sprites this time! I'm getting into more abstract things this time, so apologies if they don't read well.

Inside we got such topics as:

• chillin
• drink combos
• food hacks
• guitar
• rant
• mead
• live
• ride bike

There's also "clean" versions of food hack and drink combos.
I also included the icons for Deathbed Tapes and Exhumed Visions.
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Have you made the green cockholster underwear?

 

[Mushroom King]

“Beans of a black nature” is the best way to say “black beans”. Also the fact that he makes a “sauce combo” from sauce packets. Is there anything he doesn’t customize?

New eating technique just dropped

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Sounds like he has a tree nearby with the window closed, note the bird sounds. He is in close proximity of a tree. Also, around 15:00, I heard children playing across a street or nearby and again around 17:30. Nearby parking sounds, someone arming a car alarm towards the end.

Watching his eyebrows while he eats betrays the three brain cells enjoyment of the taco sloppa. I used to work at Taco Bell when I was 16, everything he ordered was sloppa, the crunchwrap had too many ingredients to make it a normal shape and a tostada is a little healthy thing with very light ingredients, Cobes turned his crunchwrap into a wrap and his tostada into a bowl of toppings with the actual tostada being like a warm damp rag below sloppa.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Well, I'm generally positive about the new place so far. We've gotten an above-average food hack and fermentation each to start off while the new video set-up and fast food reviews have not been bad. However, I remain concerned about the lack of day drinking streams.

I'm optimistic but there is an over-arching problem. What made Cobes great is that each new era of his development was iconic in its own way and we have yet to see how he will differentiate this upcoming period from that of the Conquistador.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Put the mead in the picture

 

[Sugriva]

“Beans of a black nature” is the best way to say “black beans”. Also the fact that he makes a “sauce combo” from sauce packets. Is there anything he doesn’t customize?

New eating technique just dropped

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He's like a spider. Biting it and sucking out the fluids.

 

[Slim Boglim]

He's like a spider. Biting it and sucking out the fluids.

I once saw somebody said he reminds them of a praying mantis or another insect and I can’t unsee it. Seriously watch a praying mantis eat they don’t take bites or anything they just push the thing they’re eating into their face and chew

 

[curbside2]

Well, I'm generally positive about the new place so far.

I wish I could be optimistic. The issue is that it features two undeniable downgrades.

1. The acoustics are off. It sounds like echoey trash. I assume this has to do with being a trailer? Not sure. Never been in one.

2. The new camera angle means that we'll miss plenty of shenanigans. Half the fun stuff in the past featured Cobes in the background shot. That's all gone now.

 

[fukkit]

Trying these new items, but not without adding every optional ingredient

Notice at 8:28 he accidentally gets a piece of ice and has to spit it out

 

[Smegward]

heard about some wondrous ai site called soono or something and decided to feed it with info about our sexy gothic bad boy

https://suno.com/song/55438c3a-38ff-444a-96ac-302a8e2eceb1

 

[AnOminous]

Notice at 8:28 he accidentally gets a piece of ice and has to spit it out

With his teeth, an ice cube is probably like a hot coal in his mouth. Pure agony.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

With his teeth, an ice cube is probably like a hot coal in his mouth. Pure agony.

By the looks of it, he's past agony and doesn't feel anything in his teeth. But chewing the ice cube would dig deep into his bleeding gums.