Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
This thread is at 5300 pages and Xenforo hates it. Even merging double posts is slow and usually it will time out. We'd rather not deal with drunken spiels, thanks.
At some point it might be necessary to lock this and do a continuation thread.

I noticed they did that with the Movie Bob thread. They locked that one at page 5002. The continuation Movie Bob thread is at 618 pages. We're gonna beat both. Easily.

Rekieta might be a rage twig, but his thread is FAT.
 
At some point it might be necessary to lock this and do a continuation thread.

I noticed they did that with the Movie Bob thread. They locked that one at page 5002. The continuation Movie Bob thread is at 618 pages. We're gonna beat both. Easily.

Rekieta might be a rage twig, but his thread is FAT.
I've been a member of a lot of forums over the years (back before forums mostly got replaced by reddit, facebook and the likes) and this is the first time I've seen the forum software being unable to handle the absurd amount of posts in a thread being a genuine concern.

I'm fairly certain this single thread has more posts than the entirety of some of the smaller forums I was a regular of back in the day.
 
At some point it might be necessary to lock this and do a continuation thread.

I noticed they did that with the Movie Bob thread. They locked that one at page 5002. The continuation Movie Bob thread is at 618 pages. We're gonna beat both. Easily.

Rekieta might be a rage twig, but his thread is FAT.
I've been a member of a lot of forums over the years (back before forums mostly got replaced by reddit, facebook and the likes) and this is the first time I've seen the forum software being unable to handle the absurd amount of posts in a thread being a genuine concern.
That would suck though, I want to see message #400,000 ANIME SUCKS COPE AND SNEED.

It's just that Xenforo isn't optimised for large forums. What happens is the janny mopping gets timed out, but it does materialise (have to refresh the page). After that, one post gets stuck in the moderation queue. The moderator must manually uncheck it otherwise further actions might result in posts being wrongfully merged/moved.

That said, Facebook and YouTube comments are even worse. YouTube comments are capped at 500 I think, and Facebook is a clusterfuck.
 
FYI, Nick officially has legal representation, and he's already gotten busy

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Here's a theory: what if Nick getting the judge changed on the case had nothing to do with her possibly being prejudiced against him due to his past interactions with her, and what he said on livestream? That's what everyone speculated, but I think his motivation is something else entirely: she's the same judge who signed off on the warrant to search his house. If he were to contest the validity of that warrant in court, she wouldn't even consider overturning it. Why would she, considering SHE signed it?

I think Nick changed judges ONLY because he plans to attack the search warrant. If the warrant is invalid, than anything found during the search is unusable, which would destroy the state's case against him, especially on the drug charges. He's going to argue the initial report from the pastor was based on personal animus and didn't have enough substance for the cops to look into him. He'll then claim that the observations made by the police from his livestream weren't substantial enough to confirm any suspicions, because most of the claims were about his kids from the church, and his kids don't appear on his stream, and therefore their well-being cannot be determined. He'll finally claim that the combination of malicious claims from the church and insignificant observations of a livestream fail to meet the standards for a search warrant of his home, and that the judge who signed it had prior history with him that could've prejudiced her against him enough to greenlight an unlawful, inadequate warrant.

Here's the problem for Nick: this strategy is a total hail mary, regardless of what idiots like Barnes might claim. It carries EXTREME risk, because if he tries to fight his case and fails to get the warrant overturned, there's no going back. He'd be stuck with a warrant he can no longer attack, along with all the evidence gathered in the search. That's a major issue, because it'd fuck up his ability to negotiate a decent plea deal. They COULD offer him a plea deal at that point, but what kind of deal would they offer? Not a sweetheart deal, like they might currently be willing to offer. His best move, as of now, is to use his new lawyer to hammer out a plea deal. He shouldn't risk years of his life and freedom on a risky strategy in an attempt to dunk on the detractors or whatever he's hoping to do (although if he DID somehow pull it off, that'd be a hell of a flex).
 
Please tell me those posts still exist somewhere, that does sound funny.
Yeah, just the concept of someone being so drunk they get in a fight with themselves is hilarious to me.

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I truly don’t understand why so many people want to believe that Kayla was manipulated or that she’s going to divorce Nick. At this point it feels like a bunch of dudes who want to hold on to their fairy tale belief that a woman can do no wrong until an evil man forces their hand.
At least it's not as bad as it used to be.
KAYLABROS! APRIL ENJOYERS!

I think a new chick to simp for just dropped!
She looks like someone put makeup on a potato.
Ffs man, if you want to have a sidepiece, go for it, but don’t advertise it all over your small town.
Nick only cares about Nick.
Imagine the looks Kayla would get, as people see her. Everybody in town knows that her husband is banging a younger woman.
Kayla is as retarded as Mint Salad.
It’s really fucking disgusting. I actually feel bad for Kayla.
Then you're a moron. She is as rotten as he is.
This Aaron seems like a good enough guy.

Unlike this Balldoman. Seems like a real jerk!
I'm starting to think that Aaron guy might be a bit of a cuck. When you let another man put his penis in your wife's mouth, vagina and anus it's hard to not get that impression. Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions and overly judgmental but when you wife is walking around with another man's semen in her it's hard to not apply that label.

Maybe we are being too hard on Nick. We haven't heard his side of the story. Maybe he has a good reason to not feed his kids. Not wash their clothes. Yell at them when they interrupt his show. Murdering small animals sadistically. Gaslit and mentally abused his wife until she became a drug zombie. Snort massive amounts of cocaine and become a drug addict. Be an alcoholic. Shoot at ceiling cats and leave guns all over the house. Not pay his traffic citations. Not show up to court to represent his client. Live a swinger lifestyle swapping wives. Send passive aggressive overly long shower texts to people. I might be missing a thing here or there. Feel free to correct me if I missed anything. Anyway. He could have perfectly reasonable explanations for all of the above.

Apparently skunks make wonderful pets once you get rid of the stink. That's to say, Nick drowned an animal that has a better disposition than a cat. Twice.
Cats have great disposition!
Nick's DM started off by bringing up how Aaron was a monster who left April's property in the rain. Aaron responded that the day for the pickup was supposed to be the Thursday they got arrested, but April was arrested and therefore could not pick up the property and it got rained on in the afternoon.
Such a faggot, nothingburger thing to bitch about. Wah. The stuff got wet. Well don't get arrested so you can't pick it up when you're supposed to next time asshole.
Some of us in the thread have confiemed part of the activity schedule (no we will not doxx children), and the children are engaging in 3-4 syles and sessions of dance classes on a single day, twice a week. The music lessons are similar, and there are often long breaks of 45-90 minutes between classes them over a 3-5 hour total span.

That schedule is INSANE. My parent never let my activities run so long or large in number. Nick and Kayla make the schedules, and they could clamp down, so this is self-inflicted.
I don't get that. Do they hate the kids so much that they enrolled them in every extra curricular activity under the sun so they wouldn't have to spend any time with them?
It will be interesting to see what happens if April gets pregnant and wants to have the baby.
It will be a new future producer or HOOR for Dick Masterson.
I agree. I want to be clear and unambiguous, I am having to eat crow on this one. Early on, with the information I had at the time and how I believed things were going, I was a strong advocate to put Aaron up against the wall with the others. My stance has softened significantly.
Don't eat too large a piece. IMHO your initial opinion was *mostly* correct.
New information has come to light that has drastically altered my opinion. Aaron did not leave his pregnant wife for a bimbo, they were already divorcing, hooked up, and had an oopsie baby at the very end. He did not meet April until after the divorce. He has maintained 50/50 custody of his children and, by the accounts we have and totality of the circumstance, appears to have an amicable and functional co-parenting relationship with his ex wife.
That blows my mind. As someone who got divorced. The last thing I wanted to do when I was divorcing my ex-wife was to fuck her. I was homeless living in my car but happy as a pig in shit to be away from the bitch and to have my life back.
I am of the opinion now that Aaron is not a bad man.
It appears we have switched sides.
Nick making clear his priorities there. I’d bet before streaming that was his porn watching room.)
cum cave
goon grotto
spank sanctum

to be fair, coomalot might be right about Nick spending 20k on transformer a month. those transformer toys can get pretty expensive pretty quick, this Optimus Prime is already 700 and with the trailer it goes up to 1500
OBJECTION!

That's not a real transformer. That's some shitty, fake, robot toy that auto transforms and has lights and sounds to appeal to retards.

Real transformers you have to transform with your hands. Transformers are a thinking man's toy. You also get three toys in one. (1) The alt mode (2) a puzzle (3) the robot mode.

I just got Fans Toys Soundblaster. When Nick sees this, he will be SO MAD!
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Something that bugs me about Nick.

How do you be a cuck? A pathetic cuck. The most pathetic kind of man that it is possible to be.

And then, being a cuck, somehow pretend you're worthy of any respect? You're a cuck, dude. You cucked. In public. You're a literal joke, not even an actual man any more, just a worm, a semi-eunuch at best.

Nick is a cuck. He can no longer pretend even to be a man, but he's still acting like he's some kind of badass.

No, you're a cuck. You failed as a man.

TIME TO KILL YOURSELF!
 
Please tell me those posts still exist somewhere, that does sound funny.
They're on this page. Altistic announces the 12 hour ban against the guy on the following page.

But yeah, learn from Nick and others. Don't drink to excess and get on the Internet. You can end up looking pretty foolish.
 
Something that bugs me about Nick.

How do you be a cuck? A pathetic cuck. The most pathetic kind of man that it is possible to be.

And then, being a cuck, somehow pretend you're worthy of any respect? You're a cuck, dude. You cucked. In public. You're a literal joke, not even an actual man any more, just a worm, a semi-eunuch at best.

Nick is a cuck. He can no longer pretend even to be a man, but he's still acting like he's some kind of badass.

No, you're a cuck. You failed as a man.

TIME TO KILL YOURSELF!
Hey, it's not cucking if you're fucking his girl, right? That makes him chad.

You know he still loves the life. He was treated like a movie star with muscle.
He had it all just for the asking.
His wife, friends, kids, everybody rode along.
He had paper bags filled with ketamine stashed in the kitchen and a sugar bowl full of coke next to the bed.
Anything he wanted was a phone call away. Cars paid with superchats and the keys to a backyard sex dungeon. He'd drop twenty, thirty grand over some coke.
It didn't matter. When he was broke he just went out and grifted some more.
He ran everything. He grifted off lawyers. He grifted off cops.
Everybody had their hands out.
Everything was for the taking.
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cum cave
goon grotto
spank sanctum
Sounds like those stupid locations in Zelda games.
Coom Cathedral
Temptation Temple
Masochist Mangrove
Sadist Sanctuary
Pure Pleasure
Balldo Blockade

Please tell me those posts still exist somewhere, that does sound funny.
Go back a page, most of it is still there. The ones I deleted were his quintuple posts responding to the same comment (of his own) or something like that.
 
I think Nick changed judges ONLY because he plans to attack the search warrant. If the warrant is invalid, than anything found during the search is unusable, which would destroy the state's case against him, especially on the drug charges.
Here's the problem for Nick: this strategy is a total hail mary, regardless of what idiots like Barnes might claim.
Could be, but like you said, it would be a total Hail Mary strategy. I watched a stream with Andrew of Legal Mindset (maybe the one where he teamed up with Sean of Potentially Criminal, I think? Can't remember.) What was stressed over and over again was that a search warrant like this does not require the same threshold of proof as say a conviction in court. All you need to establish is probable cause, emphasis on the word "probable." You just need enough apparent evidence so that it would be more likely than not that something criminal is happening in this house.

Assuming that's all true, I don't see how Nick has a prayer of shooting down the warrant given the testimony of the people who came forward as witnesses and the incriminating stream footage.
 
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