Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.3%

  • Total voters
    400
Nick did not creep on Faran or Megan Fox.
Well that's just a blatant lie. They may have sought out his attention but once they had it he creeped on them big time. There were several streams documenting this. He made Megan Fox visibly uncomfortable several times back before she was sucking the balldo really hard. The Faran drunk stream was 100% creepy sex pest behavior on Balldo's part. Weird balldo guarding just because you don't like these women.
Edit: it seems like you're using a weird definition of creeping to mean followed them around and messaged them obsessively and whatever but that's not what people meant when they said creeped on. Although, he probably did message them quite a bit also, but we won't know unless they drop their DMs
 
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I wonder if the local cops are keeping tabs on him as well and seeing if what he said/April said to get out of the charges was true.

Im sure they’re keeping their eye on him.
But it’s not really illegal to be a godless degenerate, at least YET. And as for lying to police? Cops are pretty used to that lol!

My thoughts on it; April is 29 and got into this as an impulsive weird sex and drug thing. It was obviously not supposed to land her unable to have friends or family or end up arrested. It's only a matter of time before she will ultimately want to leave. She's fickle, impulsive. 29, married to a divorced dad of 3 & now swinging. Yeah, can't see her settling down on the ranch with this white trash collapsing family.

Idk man… She apparently can’t have kids, which solves a big issue here. (And probably delights Nick to no end.)

At the same time she’s hooked on coke and hooked on Nick. Combination of being in love, cocaine, and competing with another woman can be pretty powerful.

Plenty of folks have washed their lives down the toilet on cocaine at all.

At the same time, Nick has long experience with manipulating weak minded women.

I’d reckon the odds of April staying (and trying to maneuver Kayla out!) are roughly 50/50. She probably won’t wake up and realize how she has fucked her life, until a few years down the road when it’s just her and Nick streaming in some crack shack.

I believe the situation can be summed up as: APRILBROS! She NEEDS rescuing!

Quit cuntguarding. She was an active participant. She's an adult woman who is on the record saying she wanted to post nudes and be a fucking degenerate but Nick wouldn't let her. Stop. Just stop. Stop pretending she has no agency and is an empty headed automaton that blindly carries out the degenerate shit Nick programmed her to do.

Just want to point out that Kayla dangling some nudes that never show up “Awww Nick wouldn’t let me!) and Kayla trying to be the kind of wife that she thinks Nick wants, aren’t mutually exclusive.

Fuck, it’s not the first time some woman in her forties tried to go pseudo MILF/faux cougar because it attracted a particular man.

If Kayla was really an active degenerate, I reckon we would have seen a lot more of her. Instead she has been mostly invisible ever since.

Which rhymes pretty well with: “Sure I think it’s hot babe, but it’s bad for business!”
 
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I'm starting to think that Aaron guy might be a bit of a cuck. When you let another man put his penis in your wife's mouth, vagina and anus it's hard to not get that impression. Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions and overly judgmental but when you wife is walking around with another man's semen in her it's hard to not apply that label.

Could have been worse though. He could have been letting her get banged by niggers.
 
The group is AlAnon. I don’t know Aaron’s story or why he is attending, but Nick is a dickhead for suggesting he shouldn’t be going. It’s group therapy, god forbid someone in this story tries to get help.

Personally I find it rather wholesome that Aaron didn’t just come out of this mess without any charges, but also with the added insight that he’s a hedonist who needs to change his ways.

He’s attending Al-anon and seeing a therapist. Good for him. It’s rare that someone his age man’s up and says: “I have fucked up repeatedly in the past and I need to change.”

If Nick had just a fraction of his insight and humility, he’d be in a much better place.
 
I thought she was not able to have kids?

Apologies for the blatant sexism to one of our most prized female farmers.

But…

I think it’s a pretty old story that some chick lures a guy in by promising consequence free sex “I can’t have kids :( “ only to turn out pregnant a few months later.

Could have been worse though. He could have been letting her get banged by niggers.

PERISH THE THOUGHT!

Also: Maybe it’s just me who’s weird, but how is swapping wifes cucking?

Counter-cucking perhaps, but: As your wife takes the other guys dick, making you a cuck, you’re simultaneously fucking HIS wife… Making you a bull.

Can you be a cuck and a bull simultaneously?

Nah.

Hence Aaron can’t be a cuck, and most importantly: NO NIGGER COCKS EVER CAME CLOSE TO APRILS VALKYRIE SNATCH!!!
 
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If Kayla was really an active degenerate, I reckon we would have seen a lot more of her. Instead she has been mostly invisible ever since.
Are you saying she isn't a degenerate? Not all 'degenerates' post onlyfans content out there, in fact I would argue that the worst and most degenerate people keep it relatively under wraps. Just keep in mind that Nick and Kayla managed to mostly keep all this under wraps for years and they are basically livestreaming their entire lives. I think Kayla probably realizes that if she started posting actual nudes, her and Nicks family would probably decide to cut them off for real, honestly.
 
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Should have done The Cage. Nick could have been Pike and April/Kayla could have been Vina with her wrecked body. Picture it. The end scene where the Talosians show Pike/Nick what Vina actually looks like. Going from Mandy to Dan would also be hilarious.
 
Apologies for the blatant sexism to one of our most prized female farmers.

But…

I think it’s a pretty old story that some chick lures a guy in by promising consequence free sex “I can’t have kids :( “ only to turn out pregnant
If I know anything about crazy/hot women, they need  fun. Cocaine and sexual deviance that nobody knows about, fun. Getting arrested, drugs seized & the whole town, your whole family & the whole internet calling you a human fleshlight, not fun. Isolating all your friends & now living amongst an older couple with significant family & legal stress, not fun. April's a likely host of terminal daddy issues. She doesn't "fall in love" so much as she rebels & seeks to fill a void, neither of which have long term solutions. The only conceivable reason she'd continue to stay at Nick's house would be for more blow, which will require Nick to continue acquiring & possessing blow to keep her compliant. He really doesn't have the luxury now of having everything; it's either coke & April or it's Kayla and the kids.
But make no mistake Rekeita, whatever you choose here, you'll get neither.
Nobody is narcissistic enough to be immune to suicidal thoughts.
In his case his suicidal thoughts are narcissistic. Do it Nick show us your heart boy.
 
Not an ACTIVE degenerate, no.

Her degenerate behavior is a result of being inspired and led by Nick.

If not for Nick, she likely would be happy with her church, her family and her hobbies.
By all accounts she was pilled up on legal mood altering drugs before Nick had his midlife crisis and started his spiral, it wouldn't have taken much to push her into the harder stuff.
 
Not an ACTIVE degenerate, no.

Her degenerate behavior is a result of being inspired and led by Nick.

If not for Nick, she likely would be happy with her church, her family and her hobbies.
If I do degenerate shit that I have been inspired to do by someone else, I am still an active degenerate. I really don't understand where this narrative comes from that Nick controlled and corrupted his wife. Granted, I am not up to date with every single detail but I followed this thread actively for years. I have found no factual basis to support that. There are probably more hints to support the opposite narrative, that Kayle got Nick into swining in this thread. Not that I believe that myself.
Bottom line is that she is as responsible to take care of her children as Nick. She didn't do that.
 
Cocaine and sexual deviance that nobody knows about, fun. Getting arrested, drugs seized & the whole town, your whole family & the whole internet calling you a human fleshlight, not fun.
Imagine being known to the internet as Nick's Bang Maid. How embarrassing. Whoever told her that her reputation wasn't ruined is wrong, it's in the gutter. I hope whichever simp lines up next to save her opens his dms with "I'm looking for a live in maid to drive my kids to activities".
 
Imagine being known to the internet as Nick's Bang Maid. How embarrassing. Whoever told her that her reputation wasn't ruined is wrong, it's in the gutter. I hope whichever simp lines up next to save her opens his dms with "I'm looking for a live in maid to drive my kids to activities".

And when it’s just her and Nick, she’ll be known as the woman who nuked a family of seven.

The only saving grace is that her real name is April Anderson, and most of this stuff was done when she was legally April Imholte.
 
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This got lost in Keanu reading out her messages but Aaron also dropped some details of his messages with Rekieta.


According to what Aaron has said in the past, the messages were erased, so all he has left are screenshots. I believe he's also referenced this before as his final messages from Rekieta.

Because he won't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing the screenshot, I created a ROUGH REPRODUCTION of what Aaron's screenshot would look like based on the texts Aaron read out, with my guesses of formatting and message breaks to try to see if the texts at least match the length of what an actual screenshot would be on a modern phone.

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It appears the length is roughly consistent, with some variance for whatever the dimensions of the bubbles would be. (I suppose he could have been screenshotting everything at this point anyway)
 
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This got lost in Keanu reading out her messages but Aaron also dropped some details of his messages with Rekieta.


According to what Aaron has said in the past, the messages were erased, so all he has left are screenshots. I believe he's also referenced this before as his final messages from Rekieta.

Because he won't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing the screenshot, I created a ROUGH REPRODUCTION of what Aaron's screenshot would look like based on the texts Aaron read out, with my guesses of formatting and message breaks to try to see if the texts at least match the length of what an actual screenshot would be on a modern phone.

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It appears the length is roughly consistent, with some variance for whatever the dimensions of the bubbles would be. (I suppose he could have been screenshotting everything at this point anyway)
oh man that is 100 percent pure unfiltered NARC RAGE. I think only patrick tomlinson transcends this level of cope and seethe.
 
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This got lost in Keanu reading out her messages but Aaron also dropped some details of his messages with Rekieta.


According to what Aaron has said in the past, the messages were erased, so all he has left are screenshots. I believe he's also referenced this before as his final messages from Rekieta.

Because he won't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing the screenshot, I created a ROUGH REPRODUCTION of what Aaron's screenshot would look like based on the texts Aaron read out, with my guesses of formatting and message breaks to try to see if the texts at least match the length of what an actual screenshot would be on a modern phone.

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It appears the length is roughly consistent, with some variance for whatever the dimensions of the bubbles would be. (I suppose he could have been screenshotting everything at this point anyway)
I mean, Nick's not entirely wrong there...
 
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