Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[figgernaggotte]

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are the nuts loss ?

 

[Coolio55]

Fyad criterion seems to be closed to non-member viewers now and I forgot my password from 12 years ago but the failson Thanksgiving thread where they were all roleplaying as early 20s gamer dipshits with no prospects and how they deal with their families over the holidays is probably the hardest I've laughed reading anything in my life.

If you have the vague thread name or URL I could probably look for it later and upload it here as warez.

 

[Mikoyan]

are the nuts loss ?

You're talking about SA. nut loss is a common condition there now.

 

[Bonesjones]

Or that cryptobro who was trying to build a yoga center in hawaii and all they did was torture some invasive wildlife to death and contract parasites. It was basically a theme of laughing at nerds with a highly entrepreneurial spirit but there was something dumb or dark or insane in how they went about it.

Didn't they also use a handful of goons as slave labor?

 

[The Grognard]

This should be the Failson Hangout thread that was talked about. 9 pages, all pretty good.

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

Retarded British asshole who watched a hotel fill with water during Hurricane Irma just to attempt to have sex with women who "had Xanax"...

Jose is dead.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3911290&perpage=40&noseen=1&pagenumber=22#post540072534

Rest in piss.

 

[Ghostse]

Retarded British asshole who watched a hotel fill with water during Hurricane Irma just to attempt to have sex with women who "had Xanax"...

Jose is dead.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3911290&perpage=40&noseen=1&pagenumber=22#post540072534

Rest in piss.

An SA mod has died. The children of the world sleep a little easier with one less pedophile in the world.

fake edit: lol, the top of that page has them talking about Dark ID.

if you see someone playing Call of Duty under the same Activision name that's the executor of my will not me

lol

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Post screenshots you stupid fucking goons. Most of us don't have an account on your gay, paywalled website.

 

[Something Awful]

Jeffrey himself awoke from his slumber to commemorate the passing of the 7th most prolific poster.

 

[Muskcarpone]

I hope Jose's tombstone will say "7th prolific poster on SomethingAwful.com"

 

[Barry Williams]

What an impressive posting career.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm sure his wife and children and coworkers will really miss him.

 

[Troon Whisperer]

the 7th most prolific poster.

25 posts per day for 7th place. Pretty sure Jeff means 7th most prolific poster that hasn't lopped off their cock, because I'm pretty sure I've seen various trannies hit 100 posts a day easily.

 

[TiggerNits]

The local pediatric proctologist will notice a drop in business, for certain

 

[Big Nasty]

Did FYAD always have the pink background?

 

[TiggerNits]

Did FYAD always have the pink background?

Yeah. The idea was to make it hard to look at for the average poster to keep it from getting flooded by GBS

 

[Commodore 128]

I might be wrong, but I remember someone saying back then that the FYAD color theme was created by using the photoshop eyedropper tool and sampling portions of the goatse.cx image.

 

[Poor Richard's Trannypit]

I've spent some money trolling goons back in the day. It does sound lame today but five bux to fuck with someone's avatar was hilarious. Especially when it was annoyingly large red text that would appear every time they posted and they had to pay money to change it back.

One of my favorite moments were all the banner ads about Bush winning the 2004 election to troll liberals in Debate and Discussion.

I discovered that simply buying someone a "Forums Cancer" avatar actually gave them forums cancer. Well worth the money to see them meltdown over that.

 

[Tanner Glass]

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25 posts per day for 7th place. Pretty sure Jeff means 7th most prolific poster that hasn't lopped off their cock, because I'm pretty sure I've seen various trannies hit 100 posts a day easily.

25 posts a day, every day, for 17 years (or 6,205 days).

Even if you were a gross SA tranny posting 100 times a day - you'd have to do that for a full 4 years before catching up to Jose.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Today, redditors created a legendary new meme (that has been an SA meme for about 15 years now). IIRC it's an emote there too still.