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This whole story would have ended very differently if it had been "Tenacious Emu Ranch". The alpaca tried their best but lacked the ability to disembowel with one kick.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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2024: still hasn't been fucked in his necrovag, and is accepting it might never happen.
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Coping.
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Strap on your sickbags.
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Anatomy lesson.
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Writer's block.
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UK trip.
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Actual literal magic.
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Pokemon Blue.
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Favorite game monster.
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Other stuff.
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And if you want to hear this atrocity:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xjBKcdFU3Hs
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Is he saying he'd try to rape aliens and AI? He says "without hesitation" with zero indication that they'd be willing to consent to it."Really just itching to fuck to new frontiers you know."
Also you don't mean "sapient" because then it wouldn't be artificial intelligence, it'd be human since that's what sapient means.
Amnesty for illegal immigrants? Trying to get an international agreement to eliminate nuclear weapons? The INF treaty? The ozone treaty? Large deficit spending and increasing the size of the government workforce? Raising taxes on the wealthy? Outlawing the disclosure of porn rentals or video game rentals? Unleashing cable TV itself? Making it federal law that absentee ballots have to be allowed?
Feel like there's a lot of things these "progressives" would be grateful for but I guess you should just ignore them and only be evil since they don't care if you do things they like.
The Judean People's Front
I need a window seat, 'cause this flower's wiltin'
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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Kevin who couldn't go downstairs to visit a supposed "girl"friend wants us to believe he'd seek out and fuck aliens? They'd have to get a bsky account and tweet skeet (ugh) lewds to even "meet" him, unless they teleported directly into his computer area.
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Look, if someone's T4T and in a community of post-ops, they've got to start thinking long and hard about cloacae. It's going to come up.
Kevin couldn't walk down a hotel hallway at a furry convention to make good on his public promise of erotic delights. That time he didn't even have stairs as an obstacle!
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Rod Hull died in regret for basing his career on the humiliation of an Emu.
The Australians lost a war to the Emus.
The Australians!
They live in a desolate hellscape in which roving gangs in fetish wear rape and murder over tanks of gasoline*, and the Emus took them on and won!
Someone should trick Penny into starting an Emu ranch.
Tranch: The birds. It would be a worthy final chapter.
*I base all my knowledge on Australia on the Mad Max series of films. It was clearly a depiction of Australia during its golden age of civilization and culture.
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Someone needs to tell Kevin that penetration of the amhole is like fetch at this point.
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Is there a Grammy category for 'hardest Amanda Palmer skinwalker'?
Also lol at uberslut kev and his once a month masturbation. It feels so good and he has zero responsibilities and such a high sex drive that he only manages once a month. It's been that long since Kevin HAD a sex drive that he's forgotten what it's like and can't even keep up his pretense otherwise
Also the best Pokémon design is Flygon
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2024: still hasn't been fucked in his necrovag, and is accepting it might never happen.
The hilarious thing is they're all talking about this disastra dude like he's fucking Ron Jeremy, I got curious and went to his page and:
Imagine getting your abdomen hollowed out twice to not be able to take a perfectly average dick your average 5ft Chinese girl could handle
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I think Kev probably hopes he will be abducted by aliens and "probed" on their ship, before being teleported back.
The only alien I can think of that would be degenerate enough to even consider probing Kevin would be Roger the Alien of American Dad.
And even he would change his mind halfway through.
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@AltisticRight had a dream... no, not that kind of dream, but the one that can be found at the tip of a gun.
He'd often fantasized about shooting himself in the head. Yes, that would show Josh, the skanky pervert owner of Kiwifarms. However, he never had the guts. @AltisticRight would often dream about scenarios where he'd have the guts... the guts to talk back, the guts to say yes to every perversion in his mind.
@AltisticRight would often scroll around Kiwifarms - it would be the same old same old. Tranny here, fatso dying and someone raping an innocent animal. Boring! Then he hit paydirt. He saw someone who was just too sexy, too erotic and too indescribable for words. He saw Kathryn Gibes.
A hot sexy woman, with sexy boobs to boot! Ah yes, it spurred all the fantasies within @AltisticRight's mind - in fact, he couldn't believe that @Stupid Sexy Flanders didn't have more adjectives to describe her! First of all, Kathryn's vagina is, in fact, not cone sized. It is just sized beyond any penis, to clarify. If you want to fuck her, don't bother! She doesn't need to be fucked either way.
Anyway, @AltisticRight started touching his private parts and moaned: "Kevryn, please come to me..."
He'd often fantasized about shooting himself in the head. Yes, that would show Josh, the skanky pervert owner of Kiwifarms. However, he never had the guts. @AltisticRight would often dream about scenarios where he'd have the guts... the guts to talk back, the guts to say yes to every perversion in his mind.
@AltisticRight would often scroll around Kiwifarms - it would be the same old same old. Tranny here, fatso dying and someone raping an innocent animal. Boring! Then he hit paydirt. He saw someone who was just too sexy, too erotic and too indescribable for words. He saw Kathryn Gibes.
A hot sexy woman, with sexy boobs to boot! Ah yes, it spurred all the fantasies within @AltisticRight's mind - in fact, he couldn't believe that @Stupid Sexy Flanders didn't have more adjectives to describe her! First of all, Kathryn's vagina is, in fact, not cone sized. It is just sized beyond any penis, to clarify. If you want to fuck her, don't bother! She doesn't need to be fucked either way.
Anyway, @AltisticRight started touching his private parts and moaned: "Kevryn, please come to me..."
So sorry, I had to get these intrusive thoughts about Kevin's sex life somewhere. I will pause and breathe.
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@Stupid Sexy Flanders lay off the grog, ffs
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Kevin is fat and I wouldn't even rape him with your penis.
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Kevin is "allowed" to preorder toys again.
TFNation.
"Man-Thing" watches Werewolf by Night.
Turtle talk.
Voice training.
Homosexual for women.
Neelix.
Obligatory guilt.
More plastic.
Brianna Wu.
TFNation.
"Man-Thing" watches Werewolf by Night.
Turtle talk.
Voice training.
Homosexual for women.
Neelix.
Obligatory guilt.
More plastic.
Brianna Wu.
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I always wondered why Kevin liked superheroes since they more focused on humans and were more of a "boy" thing (not that it has stopped him before). I now realize that he does gravitate towards all media with black and white clear cut hero/villain dynamic and cannot enjoy media without snappy quips and bad guys "being taken care of".
Is sharpdresseddyke talking about Wu or Serano? I've read Serano's book, I don't think Serano has much self awareness if at all. Don't mistaks this for defending Wu though, we know Brianna is an idiot too.
Oh well. I'll let the two old men in the male community of trans women sort this out.
Is sharpdresseddyke talking about Wu or Serano? I've read Serano's book, I don't think Serano has much self awareness if at all. Don't mistaks this for defending Wu though, we know Brianna is an idiot too.
Oh well. I'll let the two old men in the male community of trans women sort this out.
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I think it says a lot that Kev’s favorite Voyager characters are The Doctor and Neelix.
Neelix was a creepy con artist and snake oil salesman engaged in a highly inappropriate relationship with a much younger and incredibly naive female.
Arguably Janeway and the crew would have run into trouble with the Kazon sooner or later, but Neelix enlisted the crew to rescue her under false pretenses, thus souring a first contact situation.
As for his jealousy over her, sure that’s not unusual if there is a situation like that with limited romantic options within a closed community.
However in this case it was Neelix not wanting his brainwashed victim to realize that she could have other options than him.
So ok, I will give Kev that, but not because I agree that Kev is a woman or genuinely emotionally mature enough to deal with real polygamy.
Janeway should have pushed him out of the airlock rather than let him onto the crew.
As for Kes, Janeway should have let her undergo therapy about the various traumatic experiences of leaving a specific and supportive environment only to be groomed by some nonce, then kidnapped and abused by some weird crusty aliens.
A real life equivalent would be someone nabbing a kid from Sentinel Island, then letting local hobos having their way with them.
The Doctor was literally the Star Trek universe version of Arnold J Rimmer. A noted hologram and smeg head from cult British Sci Fi series, Red Dwarf.
Arnold was specifically designed to be as unlikable and unsympathetic as possible. Admittedly as both series go on, the Doctor and Arnold do grow to be better people, but they still both retain that snarky patronizing distain of others.
So the reason Kev likes these guys is because they share his traits.
Creepy, grifting, grooming, patronizing, manchild who unwarrantedly thinks he is superior to others.
I am certain if Janeway did discover him, she would leave him on a class L planet.
His only other use would be to slow down some borg drones as they would find him so bafflingly useless, but once they realize he has no biological or technological interest for them they would ignore him.
Even the Vidiians wouldn’t want his corrupted skin and organs.
Arguably Janeway and the crew would have run into trouble with the Kazon sooner or later, but Neelix enlisted the crew to rescue her under false pretenses, thus souring a first contact situation.
As for his jealousy over her, sure that’s not unusual if there is a situation like that with limited romantic options within a closed community.
However in this case it was Neelix not wanting his brainwashed victim to realize that she could have other options than him.
So ok, I will give Kev that, but not because I agree that Kev is a woman or genuinely emotionally mature enough to deal with real polygamy.
Janeway should have pushed him out of the airlock rather than let him onto the crew.
As for Kes, Janeway should have let her undergo therapy about the various traumatic experiences of leaving a specific and supportive environment only to be groomed by some nonce, then kidnapped and abused by some weird crusty aliens.
A real life equivalent would be someone nabbing a kid from Sentinel Island, then letting local hobos having their way with them.
The Doctor was literally the Star Trek universe version of Arnold J Rimmer. A noted hologram and smeg head from cult British Sci Fi series, Red Dwarf.
Arnold was specifically designed to be as unlikable and unsympathetic as possible. Admittedly as both series go on, the Doctor and Arnold do grow to be better people, but they still both retain that snarky patronizing distain of others.
So the reason Kev likes these guys is because they share his traits.
Creepy, grifting, grooming, patronizing, manchild who unwarrantedly thinks he is superior to others.
I am certain if Janeway did discover him, she would leave him on a class L planet.
His only other use would be to slow down some borg drones as they would find him so bafflingly useless, but once they realize he has no biological or technological interest for them they would ignore him.
Even the Vidiians wouldn’t want his corrupted skin and organs.
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There is nothing accurate about this handle.
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The modern Pride Flag and it's constant changing of form is the best symbol for the failing cohesion of the movement.
Once upon a time it was a simple rainbow all in horizontal. Organized, easy to draw, easy to represent in various other forms, recognizable, easy to understand the symbolism, and all going the same way. It didn't represent anyone in the movement in particular, but it did represent a common cause.
Then they kept adding shit to it so specific groups got special treatment to "spread awareness". It looks chaotic and disorganized, it is hell to draw now, difficult to represent in other forms, confusing to outsiders who see it, and is at odds with itself. It represents an invasion of a movement by its smallest subsect trying to take control of it for their own ends at the cost of everyone else.
Changing a flag for a movement means you lose a lot of that symbolic awareness and momentum. It damages your brand and awareness. It creates a divide as you confuse people and make them wonder if you're something completely different, potentially opposed, to the thing they were won over by. Kill the TQ+. Reduce to LGB.