Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Rei is Shit.]

Dick is a true Ralphamale, stunting on us plebs with his slab of plain beef:

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I like the side of two lemon slices, two grape tomatoes, and some gnawed on Kraft singles. Prison commissary-ass meal lmao

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Does he know about the Cheese Question (CQ), or is this accidental trolling?

 

[Incecticyder]

Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass is still at it. Now he’s trying to get Skyrim to sue Eric July

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That is a generic viking sword. Skyrim is based on the Norse regions. Bethesda does not own vikings. Is Dax grasping at straws or what?

 

[JJLiautaud]

I'm not even memeing that steak is fucking disgusting looking.
Its not cooked properly, its neither rare or medium rare, it looks fucking vile.
A man who would eat a steak like that has no standards.
A man who would brag about a steak like that has no shame.

He just made Pat look like a competent chef.

I think that's just the lighting blue light really makes meat unappetizing to look at:

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think that's just the lighting blue light really makes meat unappetizing to look at:

I don't know maybe, but that steak looks seriously unnapetizing and I don't think it's just the light.
It looks like someone wiped their ass with it then washed it off in the creek.

 

[break these cuffs]

Does he know about the Cheese Question (CQ), or is this accidental trolling?

Someone actually ate it, so I'm going with real. Is it that hard for a 40 year old man, or 40 year old woman who will never be married or have children, to put some spring greens and chopped up fruit in a bowl as a salad? Fucking grapes?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I think that's just the lighting blue light really makes meat unappetizing to look at:

Nah. Juju's shit is grainy as fuck. Looks like untreated wood after it gets wet.
What also doesn't help is that artery in view.

 

[owed to joy]

You seem to be disregarding the fact that lolcows can and will file frivolous litigation just to cause pain and hardship. The average person doesn't want their identity exposed to Dax's freak show, let alone the added stress and financial cost of a lawsuit. You can test your theory by firing up a twitter under your government name and making the tweets you outlined.

Dax would be a complete retard to sue anyone for defamation as he's neither famous (not even quasi famous) nor is he known to or widely talked about by anyone with public influence. Granted, he is a complete retard so I can understand the caution. Even so, fuck him. Let him bleed money being a retard. It's not defamation if it's true & the Mint Salad story has been known for years; been shared and told and observable for years. All you'd need is a motion template, archive citations & a reasonably competent AI document assistant tool; you'd get a glorious shot at entering humiliating Dax fax into the public record that will follow his pissant attempt of a career forever.

 

[break these cuffs]

Dax would be a complete retard to sue anyone for defamation as he's neither famous (not even quasi famous) nor is he known to or widely talked about by anyone with public influence. Granted, he is a complete retard so I can understand the caution. Even so, fuck him. Let him bleed money being a retard. It's not defamation if it's true & the Mint Salad story has been known for years; been shared and told and observable for years. All you'd need is a motion template, archive citations & a reasonably competent AI document assistant tool; you'd get a glorious shot at entering humiliating Dax fax into the public record that will follow his pissant attempt of a career forever.

Ok, go bleed him dry champ.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass is still at it. Now he’s trying to get Skyrim to sue Eric July

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So many things that are hilarious about this tweet.
>the fact that he thinks a sword in a comic book looks like a random sword from skyrim when the insignia on the hilt is obviously distinct
>referrring to "Skyrim", not Microsoft or Zenimax or Bethesda or even "Elder Scrolls", just saying "Skyrim, did you sign off on this?" as if it was a person
>tagging @skyrim which is just a fan account that has been inactive for 4 years
>even if the asset was directly ripped from Skyrim, thinking it would require paying "royalties" as if he's licensing the rights to an existing IP

 

[Orc-Chud]

Ok, go bleed him dry champ.

Just risk ur whole life and livelihood to own some small faced faggot on the internet bro, just get into a lengthy legal battle to own this duderino

 

[Sneedotron]

So many things that are hilarious about this tweet.
>the fact that he thinks a sword in a comic book looks like a random sword from skyrim when the insignia on the hilt is obviously distinct
>referrring to "Skyrim", not Microsoft or Zenimax or Bethesda or even "Elder Scrolls", just saying "Skyrim, did you sign off on this?" as if it was a person
>tagging @skyrim which is just a fan account that has been inactive for 4 years
>even if the asset was directly ripped from Skyrim, thinking it would require paying "royalties" as if he's licensing the rights to an existing IP

All of this is just proof he‘s still seething so hard he can‘t even think straight

 

[break these cuffs]

Just risk ur whole life and livelihood to own some small faced faggot on the internet bro, just get into a lengthy legal battle to own this duderino

You're also signing up to have Riley and whatever other crash test dummy Dax ropes in showing up at your house, place of business, and harassing your family. Just shoot him lol! Yeah it's gonna cost you $25-50k to get charges dismissed or $250k+ to beat a murder rap if the DA doesn't agree you shooting a crackbaby retard was a good thing. That's not even getting into all of the other ways shooting someone in self defense can completely fuck with your life.

Anyone reading this can sign up right now.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

Just risk ur whole life and livelihood to own some small faced faggot on the internet bro, just get into a lengthy legal battle to own this duderino

I agree, it's understandable that people don't want their lives to become part of this retarded mess. Dick, Ralph, Riley, all of these people are horrible pieces of shit and I wouldn't want to be publicly dragged through this shit pile just to own someone in an Internet slap fight.

 

[MeltyTW]

Dax would be a complete retard to sue anyone for defamation as he's neither famous (not even quasi famous) nor is he known to or widely talked about by anyone with public influence. Granted, he is a complete retard so I can understand the caution. Even so, fuck him. Let him bleed money being a retard. It's not defamation if it's true & the Mint Salad story has been known for years; been shared and told and observable for years. All you'd need is a motion template, archive citations & a reasonably competent AI document assistant tool; you'd get a glorious shot at entering humiliating Dax fax into the public record that will follow his pissant attempt of a career forever.

the issue is no one wants a diddler crew to be sent after their kids. theres really no use fighting it i think "i will fuck with your kids call me a pedophile motherfucker" is literally a bigger self indictment in the court of public opinion than anything dakka or pauly could have said tbh.

 

[Orc-Chud]

You're also signing up to have Riley and whatever other crash test dummy Dax ropes in showing up at your house, place of business, and harassing your family. Just shoot him lol! Yeah it's gonna cost you $25-50k to get charges dismissed and $250k+ to beat a murder rap if the DA doesn't agree you shooting a crackbaby retard was a good thing. That's not even getting into all of the other ways shooting someone in self defense can completely fuck with your life.

Anyone reading this can sign up for it.

Ruining your whole families lives and having every single member of your close and extended family lose their jobs, losing all your money, and going to prison for life is worth it because dick masterson will be owned and the internet is serious fucking business and I care so much about all this. I literally cry and slice myself with razor blades every second of the day dick evilson is a free mad because this LOLCOW BUISNESS IS REAL AND MATTERS SO MUCH. If you think lolcows are for some fun and to laugh at? I got some news for you buddy.

 

[MeltyTW]

I agree, it's understandable that people don't want their lives to become part of this retarded mess. Dick, Ralph, Riley, all of these people are horrible pieces of shit and I wouldn't want to be publicly dragged through this shit pile just to own someone in an Internet slap fight.

plus even if youre a complete weirdo like me dax isnt going to sue anyone that could just go crazy if he loses. hes not going to sue some psychotic karen farmer that might be driven to burn his house down if they start looking like theyll lose everything in a case. theres a reason with all the time people have called him a pedo that the one person he went after was people with families with parts or their entire doxes out there. hes a bitch and a faggot and much like people alleged hell only go after the little ones. if youre in a position to fight dax doesnt want a piece of you. now if you have some vulnerable kids he can enjoy torturing? oh you know dax likes that.

 

[NicoFountaine]

I've never seen so much dick sucking on this site than there is for Eric July, waaaa poor Eric why is EVS and his hangers on being mean to him waaaa, I don't know maybe because they find it funny and are making a ton of money out of it.

Lol at the reactions
I don't think it is I who is mati it is you stalker children.

Nigga has done nothing but to publish a comic book and Dick Masterson has literally been acting like the autistic screeching meme. And even when prompted by Dick he has had collected and quite frankly boring responses, watching Dick Masterson chimping out over Eric not engaging like he is Maddox and Dick seething mad because he gets shit thrown his way instead is far more entertaining to watch.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

the issue is no one wants a diddler crew to be sent after their kids. theres really no use fighting it i think "i will fuck with your kids call me a pedophile motherfucker" is literally a bigger self indictment in the court of public opinion than anything dakka or pauly could have said tbh.

I would occasionally see what Pauly would post, from what I understand Pauly was getting a good paying job or at least was on the job hunt for one. Seems like he valued keeping his life private and got spooked out of the sector and decided to leave this behind keeping his offline life separate from this crap. Dakka was protecting his family from these freaks. It honestly looks pretty bad that you're so pathetic you have to threaten people into silence. That's a pretty big tell on the kind of person Dick is.

 

[ChromaQuack]

hes not going to sue some psychotic karen farmer that might be driven to burn his house down

Why would your revenge be something that would drive up the price of the plot of land he owns?

 

[MeltyTW]

It honestly looks pretty bad that you're so pathetic you have to threaten people into silence

well thats not even the main point of why his message was bad. its the fact that his response to his feeling like someone called a pedo was literally to say hell enjoy fucking over their kids.