Manosphere Simon Alexander Öhlund / Simon Öhlund / Simon Ölund / SwedishElliotRodger / SWEDISHGOD28 - Pedophile and wannabe-rapist. Fucks his cat.

[Load Bearing Drywall]

Me too.
Seriously? Fuck Sweden!

I'd love Sweden if I were a fucking crazy murderer who constantly boasted about how much I'd love to rape and murder people and then, preparing to actually do it, just changed my goddamn name.

You can do the same exact thing in the states, but the hoops you need to jump through vary by state.

 

[A-tistic]

In case anyone was naïve enough to believe anything different, this fucker is still going strong (read: limpdicked). https://www.periscope.tv/simpan26/1OyKAOoerOgJb He livestreams pretty much daily here. Unfortunately its mostly in swedish but I assure you he is as almost-rapey as ever. "I'm thinking about raping a girl", "I love oppressing women", "Any girl in Norrköping who wants to fuck?". Oh and he also openly brags about how he buys drugs from the deepweb. EDIT: Wasn't deepweb, just a dutch smartshop. I really wonder what this guy would be like on shrooms...

 

[ON 190]

In case anyone was naïve enough to believe anything different, this fucker is still going strong (read: limpdicked). https://www.periscope.tv/simpan26/1OyKAOoerOgJb He livestreams pretty much daily here. Unfortunately its mostly in swedish but I assure you he is as almost-rapey as ever. "I'm thinking about raping a girl", "I love oppressing women", "Any girl in Norrköping who wants to fuck?". Oh and he also openly brags about how he buys drugs from the deepweb.

Man, with all that livestreaming it's a miracle he has time to go out and rape! Guy must be great at time-management.

 

[KiwisAreCute]

this fucker is still going strong

Damn, I thought he was gone since it's been a while. Too of me.

 

[black petal]

Does anybody know much about how Swedish institutionalization or imprisonment laws work? The child porn alone would get Simon locked up in the U.S. I mean, yeah, it may be the case Sweden has bigger things to worry about, but given how obviously unbalanced most of Simon's posts have been, he may well end up being a big problem himself if something's not done about him.

Sweden is the country who let newly arrived "refugees" stay together with their married underage wives (literal children) in their free apartment payed by our tax money and so much more.

There are over 100 such cases in just one city.. Malmö. To be fair that placed turned into islamabad looong ago.

 

[Marjan Šiklić]

NIGGER TOP TRUCKER TOP
GUATAN TOP MATAN TOP
YEHEEEEE LANUUUU

GUATOADOR GUATADOR
POR QUE NO TIENGO TU AMOOOOOR

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Oh dear.

I really feel bad for his mom. I know a bit about the Swedish psychiatric/healthcare system, and there is zero doubt in my mind that he's probably been in therapy and all sorts of occupational programs since he was a kid (because almost all healthcare is free up until age 1. He's just the kind of autist who also has the bad combination of no filter and no empathy. I don't think any normal parent can fix someone who doesn't understand consequences.

As I mentioned upthread, dude has a shit-ton of options when it comes to getting his life together. But I only read English links because I don't speak/read Swedish.


All he has to do is change his name and stay off the fucking internet, and take his ass to the unemployment office. It's free to change your first and middle name once through the tax authority, so long as you keep one of them. So, if my name was Sven Erik Mortensson, I could change my name to Hans Sven or Erik Hans for free and then mark "Hans" as my "use name" or the one that gets put on my post. A total name change is much more expensive; if you want to completely change your name it's like 400 USD.

And ffs, don't post where you live on the internet. Sweden is so transparent with addresses that if you post your name, city and age and your name isn't Johan Andersson, you will be found within 5 minutes.

Or he can try the route. I'd rather he stay as far away from people as possible.

Can you link me to something about how name changing is free in Sweden? Found some interesting stuff but nothing like you have talked about here.

 

[annausagi2]

In case anyone was naïve enough to believe anything different, this fucker is still going strong (read: limpdicked). https://www.periscope.tv/simpan26/1OyKAOoerOgJb He livestreams pretty much daily here. Unfortunately its mostly in swedish but I assure you he is as almost-rapey as ever. "I'm thinking about raping a girl", "I love oppressing women", "Any girl in Norrköping who wants to fuck?". Oh and he also openly brags about how he buys drugs from the deepweb. EDIT: Wasn't deepweb, just a dutch smartshop. I really wonder what this guy would be like on shrooms...

Yeahhhhh, that's some real regret on display right there, guys.
Seriously though, who's surprised...

 

[Load Bearing Drywall]

Can you link me to something about how name changing is free in Sweden? Found some interesting stuff but nothing like you have talked about here.

Did you click on the links I helpfully provided? They're in Swedish, but I'm sure you can use Google Translate .

 

[A-tistic]

Yeahhhhh, that's some real regret on display right there, guys.
Seriously though, who's surprised...

Only the people who hasn't seen him go through this loop a few dozen times already:.

Step 1: Shout from the rooftops about all your glorious almost-raping.
Step 2: When things get too hot, backpedal and "regret everything" (alternatively go with the classic "I was just pretending to be a retar.d") Protip: Your mum can be of great assistance in this step.
Step 3: Change username and/or platform and go pack to step 1.

EDIT: He deleted all his broadcasts. It will be fun to see where he will pop up next time.

 

[Marjan Šiklić]

There's a village hidden deep in the valley
Among the Florida trees half ungrown
And there on a sunny morning
Little Carajon was born

All the chapel bells were ringing
In the little valley town
And the songs that they were singing
Were for baby Trucker God
Then the trucker congregation
Prayed for guidance from above
Lead us not into temptation,
Bless this hour of meditation
Guide him with eternal cocks

 

[SakuraRose]

Google TOP TRUCKER TOP
GUATAN TOP MATAN TOP
YEHEEEEE LANUUUU

GUATOADOR GUATADOR
POR QUE NO TIENGO TU AMOOOOOR

Ok, so either Fuckbot got into the meth stash, or someone got into Fuckbot's account.

You OK, Marijan? Do you need a moment to calm down?

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Did you click on the links I helpfully provided? They're in Swedish, but I'm sure you can use Google Translate .

No bc I thought it was in Swedish but you're right.

 

[deeman]

And remember that this has been going on for a loooooong time, i remember first reading about this guy in, like... 2011 i believe, and how people notified his neighbours via signs about his internet antics, so it's not like he doesn't know that people can actually come knocking on his door.

 

[A-tistic]

And remember that this has been going on for a loooooong time, i remember first reading about this guy in, like... 2011 i believe, and how people notified his neighbours via signs about his internet antics, so it's not like he doesn't know that people can actually come knocking on his door.

You mean like actual signs put up on lampposts around the neighborhood or something? I'm not too aware of his early history so please share.

 

[deeman]

You mean like actual signs put up on lampposts around the neighborhood or something? I'm not too aware of his early history so please share.

No, like, on his door (in the apartment complex he resided (?) in, and on the port door and stuff like that, people went out to really make sure the people in the building knew what he was up to. It was on ED (with pictures of the note and such)

 

[MG 620]

Simon is a "choicecow" (for the lack of a better word, or perhaps "careercow"?), a person who has chosen himself to be a lolcow. It's his identity and dream - and he's most likely loving every minute of it.

 

[A-tistic]

No, like, on his door (in the apartment complex he resided (?) in, and on the port door and stuff like that, people went out to really make sure the people in the building knew what he was up to. It was on ED (with pictures of the note and such)

Sounds like an interesting time in simonhistory. Mind sharing any links if they still exist (including the ED article)?

 

[deeman]

Sounds like an interesting time in simonhistory. Mind sharing any links if they still exist (including the ED article)?

I was looking for it after i posted and it seems his article is removed, probably while ED was down for a while, wich is a shame, i think it was one of my favorite ED articles back in the day. But, as i recall, it was a picture of his face and "Warning! This guy is a pedophile!". Something else i vaguely remember is a pic of him standing at a beach with his couchpotato-gut and some children bathing a couple of metres next to him

(Google images doesn't seem to help either. maybe if i could get my retarded mind to use the wayback machine... but i remember it was before certain periods of my life so it was definatly before the time they went down, i would guess around 2010 - 2011)

Edit: Rate me autistic, i was totally mixing Simon with another notorious Swedish pedophile - KimmoA https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kimmo_Johan_Alm

 

[A-tistic]

He had a long vacation (all that almost-raping takes a toll on you I guess) but now Simon is back in all his uh... "glory".

On his latest Periscope stream he showed us his computer screen where he had written out a rape-manifesto rapefesto (thanks Feline Darkmage) that was retarded even by his standards.

Here's the transcript in swedish.

Spoiler

KVINNOR DESSA KRÄK SOM BEHANDLAT MIG SOM LUFT I HELA MITT LIV
KVINNOR DESSA VARELSER SOM HAR FÖRSTÖRT MITT SJÄLVFÖRTROENDE
KVINNOR DESSA LIKGILTIGA BORTSKÄMDA LÖGNAKTIGA SMÅ SLYNOR
NU ÄR DET FAN NOG NU MÅSTE ALFA HANNEN INOM MIG KOMMA FRAM

Här nedan kommer en våldtäktsplan

Fredagen 17/3

Klockan 17:00 Gå till Systembolaget och köpa tillräckligt med öl/sprit som jag vet jag kan bli full på.

Klockan 21:00 börjar häva i mig öl/sprit jag gissar på cirka 6 starka Åbro 10,2 % och kanske en liten flaska vin.

Klockan 23:00 gå till Arbis eller Hugos med ett mål i huvudet.

Väl inne på nattklubben kommer jag först dra till baren och beställa en shot beroende på hur full jag känner mig vid dennatid, Väl på dansgolvet så kommer jag försöka prata med så många tjejer jag kan fråga dem t.ex.

1. Tycker du jag ser bra ut?
2. Vill du dansa med mig?
3. Skulle man kunna få kyssa dig?

Om jag blir avvisad gång på gång och märker sedan att samma tjejer som jag försökt prata med innan och visat intresse för mig gått till en snyggare kille som är längre än mig med snyggare händer ett mer maskulint ansikte så kommer jag försöka våldta dessa tjejer på tjejtoan ifall det funkar. Om det inte funkar så kommer jag vänta till stängningsdags och våldta dom efter. Och vid detta klockslag så är jag antagligen full som ett hus så kommer jag attackera dessa bakifrån skriker slyna åt dom slita av dom deras slampiga kjolar/klänningar och sedan kommer jag försöka slicka deras bröst och mellan deras ben samt tvångskyssa dom. Sedan kommer jag försöka tvinga dom till att suga min kuk, och sedan kommer jag försöka knulla dom doggystyle medans dom skriker för sina liv. Det gillar jag för då har jag kontroll och kan göra vad jag vill med dessa kvinnor. Bästa är ju ifall dom är så jävla fulla så dom inte kan göra motstånd. Dom kommer att vara mina marionetter. Efter jag har våldtagit dom så kommer jag säga med ett leende på läpparna, rättvisa har skipats.

English translation (I tried to preserve the tarded grammar)

Spoiler

WOMEN THESE SCUM WHO TREATED ME AS INVISIBLE IN ALL MY LIFE
WOMEN THESE CREATURES WHO HAVE RUINED MY CONFIDENCE
WOMEN THESE INDIFFERENT SPOILED LYING SLUTS
ITS FUCKING ENOUGH ITS TIME FOR MY INNER ALPHA MALE TO COME OUT

Here follows my rape plan

Friday 17/3

17:00 Go to the liquor store and buy enough beer / spirits so that I know I can get drunk on them.

At 21:00 starts to drink the beer / spirits, I guess about 6 strong Åbro 10.2% and maybe a small bottle of wine.

23:00 go to Arbis or Hugo [nightclubs] with one goal in my head.

Once inside the nightclub, I first pull up to the bar and order a shot depending on how drunk I feel at that time, on the dance floor, I will try to talk to as many girls I can. Ill ask them e.g.

1. Do you think I look good?
2. Will you dance with me?
3. Can I perhaps kiss you?

If I get rejected time and time again, and then notice that the same girls that I tried to talk to before and shown interest in me gone to a more handsome guy who is taller than me with better looking hands a more masculine face I will try to rape these girls in the womens bathroom if its possible. If it's not, I will wait until closing time and rape them after. And at this time, I'm probably drunk as a house, I will attack them from behind screaming bitch at them rip off their slutty skirts / dresses and then I will try to lick their breasts and between their legs and kiss them by forse. Then I will try to force them to suck my dick, and then I try to fuck them doggy style while they scream for their lives. I like that because then I have control and can do what I want with these women. The best thing would be if they are so fucking drunk they can not resist. They will be my puppets. After I raped them, I will say with a smile, justice has been served.