KF Guide to Woke Games

[Bill Kilgore]

Alright been replaying Destiny 2 again for a while, let's start this again.

Destiny 2-Bungie
Medium-Heavy

-Two of the main characters on the game, Saint-14 and Osiris were a gay couple whose relationship suddenly came out of nowhere.
-Another one of the Character, The Drifter. is a 'Pansexual' that also came out of nowhere.
-One of the main antagonists of the game, Oryx is implied to be a Transexual.
-Pride month catalogue also Emblems dedicated to Nigger Lives matter, Troonism and LGBT shit.

 

[The Ugly One]

By that definition, War Thunder's score should be changed to Mild because there are no swastikas on any of the decals, not to mention the removal of the Z decal due to the Russia-Ukraine War.

Yes. If you use inaccurate military insignia as a show of solidarity with libs, you're mildly woke. Not woke is telling them to go fuck themselves when they cry that armies and governments in games are using symbols of, uh, those same armies and governments in real life.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Is hogwarts legacy going to be added to the list?

• body A/body B protag
• NPCs only use neutral pronouns with you
• Full of nonwhites in a 18th century British school
• Tremendous amount of fags and lesbos
• trans character voiced by actually tranny

 

[Moopy]

Alright been replaying Destiny 2 again for a while, let's start this again.

Destiny 2-Medium

-Two of the main characters on the game, Saint-14 and Osiris were a gay couple whose relationship suddenly came out of nowhere.
-Another one of the Character, The Drifter. is a 'Pansexual' that also came out of nowhere.
-One of the main antagonists of the game, Oryx is implied to be a Transexual.
-Pride month catalogue also Emblems dedicated to Nigger Lives matter, Troonism and LGBT shit.

I'd say it's closer to heavy

Nimbus is a Non binary and the character editor also removed the words male and female and replaced them with feminine and masculine to add onto what you've already said.

Also Ikora is an obvious girl boss.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Alright been replaying Destiny 2 again for a while, let's start this again.

Destiny 2-Medium

-Two of the main characters on the game, Saint-14 and Osiris were a gay couple whose relationship suddenly came out of nowhere.
-Another one of the Character, The Drifter. is a 'Pansexual' that also came out of nowhere.
-One of the main antagonists of the game, Oryx is implied to be a Transexual.
-Pride month catalogue also Emblems dedicated to Nigger Lives matter, Troonism and LGBT shit.

On that note:

Apex Legends - by Respawn Einterainment
HEAVY
Every single character is some form of queer retard, there is one single white male and the fucker is a evil scientist that gasses people. All while you get bombarded with blm and troon insignia to put on your profile. The most posed shit I ever played

 

[Jotch]

Shadows of Doubt by ColePowered Games: Mild
It is a randomly generated detective sim that is pretty fun, but the dev added a non-binary option, which is annoying because a witness respecting a killer's pronouns with "they/them" is the least helpful thing when trying to narrow down suspects.

& @Activelo , I would actually suggest beinging the woke factor for Shadows of Doubt up to a Medium. After playing the game that is so dependant on dialogue and never hearing "He" or "She".
This isn't really something you have to go out of your way to find, nor is it very significant at first. But after a full playthrough it really starts to wear on you.

 

[WULULULULU]

While replacing 'sex' with 'body types' is inherently promoting concepts like "gender inclusivity" or "cultural sensitivity," and thus justifies a higher score, he mere presence of not even a handful of lesbians should not. If the game was pushy about these two characters being lesbians, or if the number was overrepresentetive I would agree with a higher score.

Right now your are playing right into the hand of retarded wokescold to shout "Look they hate everything that is not a staright while male!!"

You literally just described the Mild category.

 

[Rattus]

Is hogwarts legacy going to be added to the list?

• body A/body B protag
• NPCs only use neutral pronouns with you
• Full of nonwhites in a 18th century British school
• Tremendous amount of fags and lesbos
• trans character voiced by actually tranny

It's been on the list for a while; it's just not in the OP. The latest version of the list is back here:

(PDF attachment)

 

[Safir]

I feel like, with the quality of the OP, I should resurrect the pridebeforefall domain. I need a serious project manager though.

Anything will do at this point which

1. can accept user contributions and
2. is resilient against spam and cancellations.

We have to be collecting the data. If/when a better engine is available, any retard, even I, can write a script to convert that data to feed to the new engine.

I was thinking pridebeforefall and the gayming industry, w.r.t. deidetected, recently. There are supposedly tens of thousands of non-woke game developers and hundreds of millions of non-woke players, some of whom work in tech, but every one of them is somehow too busy to put up a site and catalogue le wokisme (in-game, dei consultancy, pr, hr). Even a git repo with markdown would be good at this point.

- The DEIDetected group records DEI consultancies now. This is good for a single-purpose movement (to maybe kill the consultancy industry) but not so good for the medium. Sweet Baby is an external consultancy, the call may be coming from inside the house. On the website, he has entry for a bad localization and one for "community mismanagement" (banning users) but nothing for content. And a neutral game may be developed by a pozzed company and donate the proceeds to child mutilation, shouldn't that count?

- Unpozzed normie games, too, not just the pozzed niggerlist and "based" "anti-woke" content, strive toward depoliticizing and normalcy, not a tard war. "Anti-woke" is a major business decision; but developers should know that if they simply don't poz their general-appeal game, it'd get promoted. It's more critical to vet decent games than to flag pozzed games, it will have an immediate and noticeable effect on sales (whereas pozdevs are ideologically pozzed and will blame chuds rather than clean house, and prospective buyers are doing independent research).

- Sensible limits on what constitutes woke. Troons, yes. Fags and dykes, yes. BLM, yes. Stronk wamen, maybe. A good rule of thumb is the contents of the progress pride flag. You don't want to get into "this game is woke because it sides with the wrong party in the Balkan Wars and includes a negative portrayal of the Shinsengumi".

Then the data can be enriched with developer/publisher, credits, cross-linking, pronouns in bio, untangling the whole rat king, but that could be flying too close to gay e-drama and false positives ("I was a literal office janitor, why am I on the pedo list?").

The is another indicator, as the very final screen of the game shows both of them together and clearly women.

The main indicator is it's a seemingly simple game about mundane life where you "discover" a character that won a bafta. That means gay. What did you expect -- something fun like a murder mystery? Developers can't spring a murder mystery on you because muhmentalhealth will cry about PTSD. The other two options are child death and the holocaust but then there wouldn't be "cozy and relaxing" reviews.

("Unpacking" is also a woke/sodomite word for both muhmentalhealth and expounding on woke religious doctrine -- those are two ends of the same spectrum.)

if 0.007% of characters being lesbians is woke to you I don't know how you manage to walk down the street without an aneurysm

Why should heroes in a tower defense game have an explicit sexual orientation at all?

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Why should heroes in a tower defense game have an explicit sexual orientation at all?

Because it's more of a visual novel with tower defense on the side

 

[lurking for the deets]

I got one that's not on the list. I'm a farming sim autist, and being woke is kind of a given in that genre, sadly. There's one example I'd like to give that blows the rest in the genre out of the water in terms of woke. Wylde Flowers couldn't be more woke if it tried. Here's a list of what I noticed, I suffered through to the end of the game and I really couldn't tell you why, maybe because I was so baffled by the game. I liked the take on being a witch and doing magic but it's not worth suffering through. Even if you remove all the woke shit, it would STILL be a bad game because of how busted the gameplay mechanics are, it's by far the worst farming sim out there in that respect. Also, fun fact it was funded by Apple.

• Have no idea what ethnicity the playable character is. It's a woman with darker skin, but the game never goes into any details about her. Since you don't get to make your character, there's no A/B body type nonsense. At least she's cis, I think.
• Off the bat, there's a nonbinary character that's datable (lol). Should have really second guessed buying this since it's in the description of steam. She's Japanese so of course they include a sub-quest to make her run a Japanese Bathhouse. Complains often about muh transphobia.
• Every character's personality is whatever their ethnicity is, most dialogue is cultural schooling (unless it's a white character) and it's hard to find lines not relating to the characters' ethnic background. Every liked food is tied to their ethnicity, because it's impossible to like food that's not related to your genetic background. Funnily enough, the only character not like this is a black woman and she's the most likeable character because of it. She has an actual personality.
• Despite clearly focusing on inclusion, the game gets many things wrong with a lot of the cultures they are tokenizing. And the game stereotypes the races to the point of it coming across as very racist. It always makes me laugh when woke people do this
• The cultural schooling doesn't stop there! There are magical characters in this game that school you on folklore from other countries, like a creature from Brazilian folklore will tell you about it nonstop when you talk to him. Also one of the magical characters was in a lesbian relationship with one of your human ancestors.
• There's a gay male couple and that too has been stereotyped to hell and back. Includes a quest where you help them with their wedding.
• Includes a grumpy Native American guy that freaks out in a scene when somebody mentioned a culture other than Native American culture.
• Includes so many lines in Spanish from the gay Mexican guy, makes me think the developers think every American knows Spanish. It's never translated, and I refuse to learn Spanish so half the time I have no idea what he's saying.
• Big gay flag hanging above the court house for absolutely no reason besides propaganda. It's never explained why it's there, there's like only one gay couple in the game (unless you marry a chick) so it's not like the whole town is gay.
• The antagonists in the game are white, and very stereotypically white at that. Blond hair, wealthy, etc. It's the only white/white couple in the game and they are the evil ones. They get ousted from their positions at the end and a black woman becomes mayor. The white mayor also stole the job from that black woman's husband.
• The other white guy is from LA, will not shut up about it and runs a cult. Kind of shocked it wasn't Christian based church, tbh. It was more like a self help guru thing, I think? But I'm pretty the game is trying to criticize Christianity with this bit, the fake religion mirrors how a lot of leftist see Christianity. You are supposed to hate the guy running this thing, or at the very least make fun of him and belittle him. Many scenes include bullying him and laughing at him. Kind of based tbh since he's an LA stereotype, lol
• Vegan cooking options. I'm surprised you can slaughter your livestock in this game, the nonbinary chick does it (so masculine, amirite dood??). I liked my animals and didn't want to kill them so the vegan only thing was actually a positive to me. Thought it was worth bringing up, anyways.

There's a lot more, but I think this list is long enough. All of this is completely unavoidable and the game makes you interact with these characters 24/7

I wish the gameplay mechanics weren't so busted because the writing is really, really funny. If you told me it was a woke parody game made by the alt-right, I would believe you with how absurd this game is. The fact that this game is 100% serious makes it even more funny. That's probably why I played it until the end, tbh. But with how absolutely terrible it plays as a farming sim, I wouldn't even recommend anybody to play it just to laugh at the thing. The devs focused first and foremost on pandering and including woke shit and forgot to even make the game fun. That's always been my #1 complaint with this shit.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

You're just gonna end up putting every game on here if all it takes is the company trying not to piss off troons because they're insane and they don't wanna deal with it.

 

[peachlover669]

You're just gonna end up putting every game on here if all it takes is the company trying not to piss off troons because they're insane and they don't wanna deal with it.

if you appease troons and ruin your art in doing so then you are subhuman

 

[TrinityReformed]

Alright been replaying Destiny 2 again for a while, let's start this again.

Destiny 2-Medium

-Two of the main characters on the game, Saint-14 and Osiris were a gay couple whose relationship suddenly came out of nowhere.
-Another one of the Character, The Drifter. is a 'Pansexual' that also came out of nowhere.
-One of the main antagonists of the game, Oryx is implied to be a Transexual.
-Pride month catalogue also Emblems dedicated to Nigger Lives matter, Troonism and LGBT shit.

I remember dropping the game when I had to rescue ayylmao's and they became refugees.

 

[The Tall Man]

Woke: A political ideology that replaces the classic Marxist structure of class struggle with Racial Struggle. Woke replaces concepts of individual justice and merit with group based identitarianism, where a persons social standing, be it moral, political or economic are determined from a series of immutable characteristics such as skin color, gender and country of origin.

What a wacky definition. "Woke" most definitely does include class struggle.
I'd rather stick with the classic definition that it's fighting/advocating for social and racial justice in the name of societal progress.

It's denying nature, reality, and especially natural hierarchies for the purpose of achieving some delusional utopian equality.

@Activelo
Tags would be great.
Some people might not mind if a character is a faggot. Others might only care if there is troon propaganda in the game, and some might want to avoid White erasure.

Additionally, a section that lists mods for removing any of the propaganda would rule.

This thread could really benefit from becoming its own little website.

- Sensible limits on what constitutes woke. Troons, yes. Fags and dykes, yes. BLM, yes. Stronk wamen, maybe. A good rule of thumb is the contents of the progress pride flag. You don't want to get into "this game is woke because it sides with the wrong party in the Balkan Wars and includes a negative portrayal of the Shinsengumi".

This is why I think tags would be a good idea. Then you could have a tag like demonizes Rhodesia. And anyone who cares can add the tag for other people who care and everyone else can ignore it. Sort how the tags appear so the obscure ones are at the bottom.

 

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

Alright been replaying Destiny 2 again for a while, let's start this again.

Destiny 2-Medium

-Two of the main characters on the game, Saint-14 and Osiris were a gay couple whose relationship suddenly came out of nowhere.
-Another one of the Character, The Drifter. is a 'Pansexual' that also came out of nowhere.
-One of the main antagonists of the game, Oryx is implied to be a Transexual.
-Pride month catalogue also Emblems dedicated to Nigger Lives matter, Troonism and LGBT shit.

Want to add to this. There’s another set of characters in the lore, Maya Sunderush and I forget who else, who are confirmed lesbians and married. Through it isn’t in your face unless you actually read the lore or listen to it. Through she does show up in the latest episode Echoes according to the leaks.

 

[Pignat]

I skimmed through the thread and will add a few games I've played in the past few years:
Project Zomboid - None
A zombie apocalypse simulator set in Kentucky in the 90s. It's very autistic in its details, so there is no anachronistic tranny or race shit.
Rimworld - Mild
A space colony simulator. It has a bunch of user submitted premade colonists which might be gay or trannies, but you can completely ignore them if you want, or you can make a tranch run complete with alpacas.
Mount and Blade: Warband - None-Mild
A medieval warlord autism simulator. The only arguments I've seen about the game being woke is that you can play as a foid, but the game punishes you for being a wamen by decreasing your right to rule stat, meaning that nobles will barely acknowledge any conquests you make, awarding rightful player character clay to undeserving nobles, or outright forming giant armies to besiege you if you manage to conquer a territory on your own.
Domina - Less than None
A flash tier game about managing a team of gladiators. The dev is such a chud that he sperged about trannies in the steam forums until he got banned, and then started sperging about them in the update logs. He got banned for his efforts and ragequit steam.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Some slight confusion here.

I want to write up two games; both of which feature a gay character but sport no homosexual content, they are definitely not ‘woke’ inserts; in one of these games, you can literally go around calling foreigners the game world equivalent of a nigger. And in the other you can have a gay npc killed by his boss arguably because of the fact he is gay.

TLDR: does the minor presence of gay character, despite not ‘woke’ in the shoehorned/token sense, and especially when otherwise overwhelmed by based content, immediately prevent said game from being any lower than ‘mild’?

 

[WULULULULU]

Some slight confusion here.

I want to write up two games; both of which feature a gay character but sport no homosexual content, they are definitely not ‘woke’ inserts; in one of these games, you can literally go around calling foreigners the game world equivalent of a nigger. And in the other you can have a gay npc killed by his boss arguably because of the fact he is gay.

TLDR: does the minor presence of gay character, despite not ‘woke’ in the shoehorned/token sense, and especially when otherwise overwhelmed by based content, immediately prevent said game from being any lower than ‘mild’?

Answer: Mild. I know one of the games you are referring to is Disco Elysium, which should at least be Medium or Heavy due to the Communism parallels it keeps mentioning during your playthrough.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Warframe should be bumped up a notch to medium.
Years back, when the whole "trap is a insult to trans people" debate was going on in weeb circles Digital Extremes automaticly banned everyone who wrote in chat that "Nezha is a trap", you couldn't even link the chracter and another item, that had the word trap in it, together in one message without getting banned.

Warframe has been long overdo for a Heavy for a while now. Ever since whispers in the walls where they retconned Albrect Entrati, the most important figure in the warframe universe, and also a married man with wife and kids, into faking his death to go live with his secret gay lover that he loves more than his wife and kids and you literally defeat the final boss of the expansion by reading from a gay poetry book about Albrect missing loid (his gay lover/buttler) to overwhelm it with the emotion of their love.

I've talked about it before.

Albrecht Entrati

I really don't know how anyone can rank that as anything less than heavy considering you're literally not allowed to progress unless you validate the love between albrect and loid and that the game treats loid and albrect as true love and not albrect as a villain for ditching his family.