2016 US Presidential Election Thread 2 - Always Darkest before Don

first thread devolved into shitposting, here's a new one

 

[JU 199]

I'm gonna play devil's advocate.

I think Clinton will win NV and Florida and NH. I'm not sure about NC and OH

 

[KatsuKitty]

Ohio is a lock for Trump as well. He's never polled outside the margin of error.

 

[Roland MT-32]

MICHIGAN THUNDER STORM I GIVE YOU MY HIGH ENERGY

If Detroit is hit by a thunderstorm and lukewarm Hillary voters stay home, Michigan will go red. Detroit is the only reason that MI leans blue. If MI goes red, Trump easily wins.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Not voting for Hillary? You’re dead to me
https://archive.is/r2OEA

I bet they were really hoping to go to her parties too. No doubt so they could hear about how voting for the Iraq War wasn't that big of a deal, and how selling access to multinationals through your husband is something everyone in politics does. Although, Edward Snowden might want to go to one of her parties, if it meant he didn't have to live in Russia for the rest of his life.

 

[JU 199]

Ohio is a lock for Trump as well. He's never polled outside the margin of error.

I'm not sure about that. There's been a few polls there the last few days that showed a tie. It is favorable to trump tho, Its the right kind of state for him.

 

[Zenyatta]

America goes to the polls tommorrow. But the result has been predetermined.

Who loses: America

Who wins: Kiwifarms

The Salt Must Flow!

 

[Ineedahero]

Not voting for Hillary? You’re dead to me
https://archive.is/r2OEA

This seems perfectly in line with traditional sjw rhetoric. 'We must heal the ugly divisive scars of this election! Unless you are on the other side of the divide. Then you are going up against the wall bucko.'

 

[soliloquyR]

One day left.
One of, if not the worst election in history, one year of continual insults and hatred.
All gone, after this. No more memes. No political songs. No more political satire. No more homoerotic Trump fanfiction. At least Pepe will be safe again.
No matter who wins, salt will flow.

 

[RP 520]

The oh fuck, kill me prediction:

One day left.
One of, if not the worst election in history

oh no no no, not even close. Before the Civil War it wasn't uncommon of people, including local politicians on opposing sides to beat each other and in some cases murder over their disagreements during election season.

 

[Pikimon]

One day left.
One of, if not the worst election in history, one year of continual insults and hatred.
All gone, after this. No more memes. No political songs. No more political satire. No more homoerotic Trump fanfiction. At least Pepe will be safe again.
No matter who wins, salt will flow.

Please this won't end, it didnt end when Obama was elected it wont end this time either.

 

[KatsuKitty]

The oh fuck, kill me prediction:
View attachment 150626

This is a very real possibility and because of the House, it means Trump wins. Here's the matrix:

Clinton reaches 270: Clinton Wins
Trump reaches 270: Trump Wins
Neither candidate reaches 270: Trump Wins

This is his tremendous advantage.

 

[ICametoLurk]

It's times like this I remember more better times

 

[Null]

THE SENATE CALLS IT FOR ¡YEB!

 

[Lorento]

It's times like this I remember more better times

But unlike Ron Paul, this time it's ACTUALLY happening.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I wrote Jesus in on the ballot.

 

[Pikimon]

I wrote Jesus in on the ballkt.

 

[ICametoLurk]

THE SENATE CALLS IT FOR ¡YEB!

View attachment 150629

Slow and steady wins the race.

 

[Zenyatta]

I wrote Jesus in on the ballot.

That's a strange way to spell @Null?

 

[Lorento]

I wrote Jesus in on the ballot.

Silly person, Jesus can't be president, he was born outside of the States.

 

[Zenyatta]

How about an election inspired haiku.

Stupid orange man.
Or a dishonest witch.
No other choice.

Really gets to the heart of things I think.