Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PixarsTedKennedy]

At least Lady Rackets is doing fine.
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What exactly is going on in that back window? Is that bald woman? Sorry, I'm literally retarded.

 

[feral cat #6385]

That Joaquin Phoenix Joker gave me school shooter vibes. As in, the kind of character a school shooter would identify with.

Checks out. Nick got busted with a "kill list" in school.

 

[anionfarflung]

I figured it was something like they talked about in college when she was getting her teaching certificate or whatever but I seems like it's part of the continuing education they have to go through.

Can confirm.

Maybe you can be the subject of the next Dear John meltdown.

I have someone else in mind for that.

and some kind of barrel.

He used to have a liquor cabinet in the shape of a barrel.

His hair looks like a shitty toupee. What an awful haircut.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Chrissie wasn't there because her father was murdered

i shouldn't laugh but something about an old white dude in his 70s being murdered is hilarious. i'm surprised it didn't make the news because that sounds insane.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

That Joaquin Phoenix Joker gave me school shooter vibes. As in, the kind of character a school shooter would identify with. It wasn't cool but it was funny to watch libs flip out in panic because they all believed that there were going to be mass killings at the showings of it.

It's interesting because I thought he was actually a very good character to demonstrate exactly what happens when the system (and everyone in their social group) fails someone who is in dire need of help. I'm not sure a school shooter type would really empathize with him if they understood him because he's very pitiful in many ways that probably hit too close to home. I guess the bit at the end with the riot might be appealing, but most of the movie is ego cock and ball torture if you're going to self-insert into him, assuming you don't fetishize suffering and victimhood. I mean shit, he damned near burst into tears before shooting Murray. Not exactly the picture of a powerful, vengeful man as much as a sad, fucked-up lunatic.

Also:

My favorite Jocker media was the Gang Weed meme.

Name checks out.

 

[AnOminous]

His hair looks like a shitty toupee. What an awful haircut.

It doesn't even look like a deliberate haircut. It looks like something an abusive parent would give you as a punishment. It isn't even the same on both sides. What an absolute faggot haircut. Kids were mocked in my school for having haircuts like that. They'd get beaten up and shit.

 

[Stupor Mario]

I know some people are saying this is boring, but you've got to read the chat. I just started watching, and I busted out laughing at what his people are posting and typing. (That Nick Joker pic, lol!)

Some of the initial chat comments:

ohhhhmmmmmmm the ghey hair!!!!!

we waited weeks for this!?!?!?!?

Get a haircut you hippie!

Oh God... That Joker is ominous... RIP Health. [prayer hands emoji]

LMAO HIS HAIR

Your hair shouts, "I'm gay and trying to hide it." But your nose shouts, "Grifting Jew." Which is it?!!!

so does the sex cult officially restart now?

 

[Measured Kong]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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Looks like the type of garbage you would buy at comicon or Target for your teenage son’s room.

 

[AnOminous]

(That Nick Joker pic, lol!)

Lmao just keeping the liquor bottles would probably have been better. What a retard.

I guess he's totally unable to pick up on social cues.

I mean someone able to pick up on social cues would probably still have his kids because he wouldn't have abused them to the point his church congregation reported him en masse to the cops (with no Kiwi Farms involvement I will note), along with his own sister-in-law.

 

[thebigdream]

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I know some people are saying this is boring, but you've got to read the chat. I just started watching, and I busted out laughing at what his people are posting and typing. (That Nick Joker pic, lol!)

Some of the initial chat comments:

ohhhhmmmmmmm the ghey hair!!!!!

we waited weeks for this!?!?!?!?

Get a haircut you hippie!

Oh God... That Joker is ominous... RIP Health. [prayer hands emoji]

LMAO HIS HAIR

Your hair shouts, "I'm gay and trying to hide it." But your nose shouts, "Grifting Jew." Which is it?!!!

so does the sex cult officially restart now?

Not only is the painting tacky, it takes up such a disproportionate part of his room, he could at least add some other things to the left-hand side to balance it out, although I wouldn't trust him to not find something even tackier. His art taste may be the most MATI-inducing part of his character. I know he gets off on it just like his Hot Topic belt-wearing, but that doesn't stop him from being a retard.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

honestly insane to me to think she's in her 20s in that photo, she must have been a drug addict since forever. but redbar explained why i think that, she really is embracing early 2010s fashion in a way that makes her look a fuckload older than she is, much like nick she's still doing herself up and pretending everything is still like it was back when she was in highschool.

April was gunning for guys a decade older. Dressing as their ideal teen Queen from the aughts is probably great bait.

My bet is he's extremely addicted to sex and is incapable of controlling himself. He's not getting any from either woman atm and he probably went from like 6x a day to none.
Not excusing it, man needs some fuckin help.
Also how did he get a date lined up so fast? Was he cheating on April and waiting for the moment he could fuck her publicly?

Dudes from local radio shows or local bands have zero problem finding skanks. Aaron got with April because she was stalking him at various live gigs he was doing to promote his radio show.

Oh my fucking god I actually made this joke to my friend a while back when explaining this shit to him. Verbatim: "He's the kind of dude who would put up a picture of the Joker or Patrick Bateman on his wall unironically." Jesus fucking Christ Nick can you please mentally develop past 16 years old? My nigga you are not the Joker, you're the Joker's dad if anything.

Took Nick three weeks to throw away empties, take down his liquor bottle art and put up a shitty Joker painting on the same damn nail. A new nail centering it is too much work. It’s off center and badly sized for that wall space.

Nick not only has the mind/maturity of a 16 year old, but the bad taste too. He put on his big boy, ill fitting button up shirt. Wonder if he had April or Kayla do the bad ironing job on it or it just came out of the plastic that way?

 

[ChromaQuack]

He has plenty of other paintings sitting on the floor too, he could have put up the silly lawyer cat, the Depp one, gone back to the 40k Aquila, etc. etc.

When he inevitably copes that he only put up DA JOKYR because it was the one he had on hand to make the background not just be a plain wall, remember this, he had many options.

And out of all of them, he picked the hot topic belt of paintings. Cringe.

 

[gang weeder]

Checks out. Nick got busted with a "kill list" in school.

Seriously? I never heard this lore. Do we have any further details?

Definitely adds evidence to the image of Nick as an incel loser who married the first woman willing to sleep with him.

 

[AnOminous]

Not only is the painting tacky, it takes up such a disproportionate part of his room, he could at least add some other things to the left-hand side to balance it out, although I wouldn't trust him to not find something even tackier. His art taste may be the most MATI-inducing part of his character. I know he gets off on it just like his Hot Topic belt-wearing, but that doesn't stop him from being a retard.

He's an ignorant, stupid faggot who obviously has never heard of the rule of thirds. Compositionally, that painting (if you wanted something that retarded in your background in the first place) should be in the third third, far away from his head, and the first third should have something to balance out a skeletal faggot right in the middle and a ridiculous Hot Topic painting in the right third.

Nick doesn't understand this, though, because his brain is pickled, he's a fucking retard, and he has no clue what looks good.

 

[Edilg]

I know some people are saying this is boring, but you've got to read the chat.

I agree. In his last locals stream someone posted a picture of Fat Nick in a Denny's shirt with a Grand Slam™ in front of him. Did anyone post that here?

I also like how he hated doing Locals streams and now only does them for the hugbox.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think what happened is that he whined his dad to buy him an ultra rare one when his teacher took it away from him. I think Himedall is correct on the original one, but I’m like 90% sure he got a better one, but he seethed about a woman taking away his toy like thirty years ago.

That sounds right. And like all his other problems in life, his parents had to swoop in and save the day.

Spoiler: Transformers Sperging

Devastator was the first and most janky combiner because it required a shitload of add on parts to make the big robot. He should have had his dad get him Jetfire. Jetfire is a big ass autobot plane based on the Bandai VF-1S mold. Which triggered a lawsuit from Harmony Gold. The figure was hard to find back in the day and will most likely never be reissued due to the Harmony Gold dispute. Plus its a heroic Autobot. What kind of edgelord loser simps for the Decepticons. Nick Rekeita that's who.

 

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What exactly is going on in that back window? Is that bald woman? Sorry, I'm literally retarded.

It's one of these skeleton anatomical model things.

 

[AnOminous]

That sounds right. And like all his other problems in life, his parents had to swoop in and save the day.

Spoiler: Transformers Sperging

Devastator was the first and most janky combiner because it required a shitload of add on parts to make the big robot. He should have had his dad get him Jetfire. Jetfire is a big ass autobot plane based on the Bandai VF-1S mold. Which triggered a lawsuit from Harmony Gold. The figure was hard to find back in the day and will most likely never be reissued due to the Harmony Gold dispute. Plus its a heroic Autobot. What kind of edgelord loser simps for the Decepticons. Nick Rekeita that's who.

Reminds me of DSP still seething decades later about his Wolverine figurine.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Can anybody explain what the word salad about having upcoming trials in the age of the Internet was about? Does showing a poster of the Joker play into that? Is Nick trying to say he is a criminal mastermind?

 

[Pedophobe]

Nigga needed multiple weeks to vacuum the carpet and hang a new painting.

He's been BUSY.

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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His eyes look like two pissholes in the snow.