Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Can anybody explain what the word salad about having upcoming trials in the age of the Internet was about? Does showing a poster of the Joker play into that? Is Nick trying to say he is a criminal mastermind?

Unlike Bruce Rivers, Nick is a real Criminal/lawyer.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Our AI peeps could have some fun exploiting both the terrible hair decisions against the Joker painting in the background. The statue in the bottom right as well. So many creative opportunities.

Here he is enjoying prison. They allowed him his joker painting.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Unlike Bruce Rivers, Nick is a real Criminal/lawyer.

Then he should've gone with Two-Face. Would've fit better with him for how he heel-turned, too.

edit to add: I bet a pretty good Two-Face could be made with Old Nick and New Nick since his face now looks like a Fallout ghoul's.

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

I'm at a loss, because all I can tell from it is he is saying he loves cock. He wants cock up his ass, down his throat, why else would you get a haircut like this? It's a very homosexual haircut.

Maybe he's saying when he ends up in prison that he really is into all that Mutt's Law shit. Why else would you get a gay haircut like this?

I've never seen a haircut remotely like this on a heterosexual man.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut?

Theory 1: Nick is in a mid life crisis tard spiral. His dumb haircut is the kind the Zoomers get, because Nick wants to make himself seem young and hip.

Theory 2: Nick is trying to ward off thoughts of his impending doom with things like youthful haircuts and his sports car now that he can't blot them out with drugs and alcohol. He's ego maxxxing as a way to whistle past the graveyard.

Theory 3: He's free of the kids so he's going to party at Gay90s like it's 1999 with lots of gay sex.

I'm leaning towards a combo of all three theories.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

I'm at a loss, because all I can tell from it is he is saying he loves cock. He wants cock up his ass, down his throat, why else would you get a haircut like this? It's a very homosexual haircut.

Maybe he's saying when he ends up in prison that he really is into all that Mutt's Law shit. Why else would you get a gay haircut like this?

I've never seen a haircut remotely like this on a heterosexual man.

Last time he had this bad of a haircut, he told his Mexican barber to give him an appropriate cut. That guy must be a real hoot, giving Nick the Richard Spencer twice now!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Can anybody explain what the word salad about having upcoming trials in the age of the Internet was about? Does showing a poster of the Joker play into that? Is Nick trying to say he is a criminal mastermind?

Potential insanity plea?

 

[Karen Horney]

The large, oddly placed painting is to cover the holes he Bossmanjack'd into to wall when he came home from jail to a house empty of drugs and booze kids with his reputation in shambles.

 

[gang weeder]

Theory 1: Nick is in a mid life crisis tard spiral. His dumb haircut is the kind the Zoomers get, because Nick wants to make himself seem young and hip.

Theory 2: Nick is trying to ward off thoughts of his impending doom with things like youthful haircuts and his sports car now that he can't blot them out with drugs and alcohol. He's ego maxxxing as a way to whistle past the graveyard.

Theory 3: He's free of the kids so he's going to party at Gay90s like it's 1999 with lots of gay sex.

I'm leaning towards a combo of all three theories.

We know he was into extreme sexual degeneracy including swinging and cucking, plus even using such outlandish things as The Balldo. I would be surprised if Nicky boy hasn't at least given gay sex a spin, if only for the sake of "experimenting." He sure seemed willing to try every other weird sex thing out there.

Potential insanity plea?

"Your Honor, the defense presents this video clip of the defendant giving a positive review of something called a Balldo to his Youtube audience. Clearly, the court must find that this man is not of sound mind."

 

[thebigdream]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

I'm at a loss, because all I can tell from it is he is saying he loves cock. He wants cock up his ass, down his throat, why else would you get a haircut like this? It's a very homosexual haircut.

Maybe he's saying when he ends up in prison that he really is into all that Mutt's Law shit. Why else would you get a gay haircut like this?

I've never seen a haircut remotely like this on a heterosexual man.

He looks like a broccoli-headed Zoomer, I can only imagine this is the culmination of his fantasy to become a teen again (except this time he's cool, does coke and fucks)

 

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

I'm at a loss, because all I can tell from it is he is saying he loves cock. He wants cock up his ass, down his throat, why else would you get a haircut like this? It's a very homosexual haircut.

Maybe he's saying when he ends up in prison that he really is into all that Mutt's Law shit. Why else would you get a gay haircut like this?

I've never seen a haircut remotely like this on a heterosexual man.

It's part of his new "badass" persona that he's adopted after getting arrested. New haircut, streaming while driving, pretending not to care while actually seething about everything... it's all part of the new badass, "I don't give a fuck" attitude!

Getting arrested put him up there with the other badasses like Ethan Ralph and Chris Chan!

 

[AnOminous]

Last time he had this bad of a haircut, he told his Mexican barber to give him an appropriate cut. That guy must be a real hoot, giving Nick the Richard Spencer twice now!

Did he really say to his barber "Make me look as homosexual as possible?" Because that's the only reason I can imagine any competent barber would cut someone's hair like this. Did he do it himself?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did he really say to his barber "Make me look as homosexual as possible?" Because that's the only reason I can imagine any competent barber would cut someone's hair like this. Did he do it himself?

His barber probably hates him, just like everyone else in his life!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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Any white guy who compares himself with the Joker needs to be put on a watchlist.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He has plenty of other paintings sitting on the floor too, he could have put up the silly lawyer cat, the Depp one, gone back to the 40k Aquila, etc. etc.

When he inevitably copes that he only put up DA JOKYR because it was the one he had on hand to make the background not just be a plain wall, remember this, he had many options.

And out of all of them, he picked the hot topic belt of paintings. Cringe.

In his DMs with Keanu (which he helpfully confirmed the authenticity of, apparently) he referred to himself as "the super villain".

"But if you believed it to be true, as he states, then he is an awful pile of garbage, and as bad as me, the super villain."

I am pretty sure the Joker painting and his shitty haircut are his version of what Ralph or Aaron or any of the other guys whose minds have been rotted from pro wrestling as a "heel turn". It's very cringe.

At least Lady Rackets is doing fine.

Looking a little thin - did she skip her daily Dorito today?

 

[Klondike Bar]

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I know some people are saying this is boring, but you've got to read the chat. I just started watching, and I busted out laughing at what his people are posting and typing. (That Nick Joker pic, lol!)

Some of the initial chat comments:

ohhhhmmmmmmm the ghey hair!!!!!

we waited weeks for this!?!?!?!?

Get a haircut you hippie!

Oh God... That Joker is ominous... RIP Health. [prayer hands emoji]

LMAO HIS HAIR

Your hair shouts, "I'm gay and trying to hide it." But your nose shouts, "Grifting Jew." Which is it?!!!

so does the sex cult officially restart now?

It always is risky with a target audience like his. It was all fun and games at first, but when you fuck up that badly they make no qualms about eating their own.

And yes… that picture is hysterical. The fact that he even tilted his head the same way. Genius.

 

[feral cat #6385]

At least Lady Rackets is doing fine.
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Looks more like Mamma JF to me.

 

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"My father was...a drinker...and a fiend!" -Rekieta's kids probably

 

[Edilg]

"My father was...a drinker...and a fiend!" -Rekieta's kids probably

"One day I asked him to feed and clothe us properly... he didn't like that."

 

[Karen Horney]

The bottles painting is still there!


Gross coom chair with towel.


The door with dual tchotchke towers. There's just so much worthless clutter in this room, so much pointless consumerism, so much money that could have been better spent FEEDING YOUR KIDS.