Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s great that Nick “I don’t have time for anything” has time to interfere in April’s dumb friendships but no time to focus on becoming a father who can be entrusted with custody of his children.

Imagine being his oldest and wondering if Dad is thinking about you and your siblings while you’re wards of the state. Then you do a little YouTube search for your surname and find videos of him babbling about his lot lizard whore and her stupid friendships with other whores like Canoe (™Kevin Brennan).

Now that the kids are safely out of the house, it’s time for this drunk to burn it down and kill all three of the supposed adults.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Here is is enjoying prison. They allowed him his joker painting.

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He looks like that wigger Macklemore.

 

[Father Balldo]

He looks like that wigger Macklemore.
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Macklemore goes to Goodwill and buys a fly ass outfit for $6
Rekieta spends $60 on a belt from Hot Topic.

They are not the same.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

I'm at a loss, because all I can tell from it is he is saying he loves cock. He wants cock up his ass, down his throat, why else would you get a haircut like this? It's a very homosexual haircut.

Maybe he's saying when he ends up in prison that he really is into all that Mutt's Law shit. Why else would you get a gay haircut like this?

I've never seen a haircut remotely like this on a heterosexual man.

Rekieta's Law, remember?

Just remember, any time you have to interpret Nick's skeletal behavior, his immense and insatiable desire for cock explains it.

No further explanation required.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s great that Nick “I don’t have time for anything” has time to interfere in April’s dumb friendships but no time to focus on becoming a father who can be entrusted with custody of his children.

Imagine being his oldest and wondering if Dad is thinking about you and your siblings while you’re wards of the state. Then you do a little YouTube search for your surname and find videos of him babbling about his lot lizard whore and her stupid friendships with other whores like Canoe (™Kevin Brennan).

Now that the kids are safely out of the house, it’s time for this drunk to burn it down and kill all three of the supposed adults.

This fucking bitch whined every time he was pulled over for traffic violations "muh keeedz." Now he doesn't have them. What's his new excuse going to be?

 

[3-2-1836]

Here is is enjoying prison. They allowed him his joker painting.

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He needs a balldo tear drop tattoo and LAWPOPE somewhere on his face like 6ix9ine

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Gross coom chair with towel.

Is that nick finally accepting that everybody knows the corner demon exist(ed)?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This fucking bitch whined every time he was pulled over for traffic violations "muh keeedz." Now he doesn't have them. What's his new excuse going to be?

Hopefully doctor appointments for terminal anal cancer.

 

[SargonF00t]

With the wife swapping, did Rekieta ever fuck Kayla again after he started fucking April and before Aaron was banished?

What was going on with the 3 of them after Aaron's banishment, were they having threesomes, or did Kayla spend her days and nights watching Star Trek, whilst April and Nick were fucking?

Once they swapped partners, was there a plan in place to swap back?

I'm wondering when did it occur to Kayla what a terrible idea this all was, and the likelihood of her losing her husband, or was there a plan to find an Aaron replacement?

I haven't seen the above points discussed, so if people could fill in the knowledge gaps I have, that would be great.

 

[Mushroom King]

Just want to say, this nigger thinks he's smarter than us. Nick, hide out for a few years. Don't go, AH HA IT was all a plan to get two women get arrested. Nick, take a break, blow your nose.

 

[Father Balldo]

This fucking bitch whined every time he was pulled over for traffic violations "muh keeedz." Now he doesn't have them. What's his new excuse going to be?

1. He now has many obligations to the state because his stupid incel prude teenager couldn't clothe and feed his siblings.
2. He has too many things to go over with his attorneys regarding his frivolous bullshit defamation lawsuit as well as his completely trumped up bunko criminal case.
3. He has to drive into town every day to pick up pre-cooked hardboiled eggs and Doritos at the grocery store.
4. He has to browse X, Instagram and (possibly) Locals in order to brush off the many lies of the internet, you wouldn't understand, you're not a social media expert.
5. He has to re-arrange his streaming set up, including waiting for his commissioned portrait of Kevin Spacey to arrive.
6. Now he has to assist his E-Daddy Dax and his pet chimp Riley in legal matters...
7. Because of this. He can't afford a moments rest because he has to be ever vigilant of Eric July.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

Don’t worry, fam. I got you:

Speaking of midlife crises, I figured out what’s going on with his new haircut.

It was not an accident.

In his own words, his latest haircut is him going back to his prior high and tight style that his barber used to do for him, like this one from a year ago:

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However, this is not high and tight haircut. His current haircut has very little fade:

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Hmm…what does this fade pattern remind you of?

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That’s right. The fucking idiot asked his barber to give him a broccoli style Zoomer haircut Only with his straight and thinning hair, it looks like an accident.

 

[Retink Retunk]

The balding of the Balldo continues

I'd hope being arrested would scare him straight, but he's too flaccid of a person for that.

 

[AnOminous]

1. He now has many obligations to the state because his stupid incel prude teenager couldn't clothe and feed his siblings.
2. He has too many things to go over with his attorneys regarding his frivolous bullshit defamation lawsuit as well as his completely trumped up bunko criminal case.
3. He has to drive into town every day to pick up pre-cooked hardboiled eggs and Doritos at the grocery store.
4. He has to browse X, Instagram and (possibly) Locals in order to brush off the many lies of the internet, you wouldn't understand, you're not a social media expert.
5. He has to re-arrange his streaming set up, including waiting for his commissioned portrait of Kevin Spacey to arrive.
6. Now he has to assist his E-Daddy Dax and his pet chimp Riley in legal matters...
7. Because of this. He can't afford a moments rest because he has to be ever vigilant of Eric July.

But he should have lots of hours to deal with that shit considering his only excuse for his previous failures at being a human were "MUH KEEEEDZ!" They're gone now. He should have all the time in the world!

 

[Twinkletard]

That haircut is probably his worst haircut yet.

And he has had some doozies.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What was going on with the 3 of them after Aaron's banishment, were they having threesomes, or did Kayla spend her days and nights watching Star Trek, whilst April and Nick were fucking?

Once they swapped partners, was there a plan in place to swap back?

I'm wondering when did it occur to Kayla what a terrible idea this all was, and the likelihood of her losing her husband, or was there a plan to find an Aaron replacement?

Well, nobody has any idea. If Kayla or April left, maybe they would talk and we would have some idea. But from all indications, Nick Rekieta has locked down the flow of information from his houses pretty well.

As for the last question, it seems like, according to what Aaron has said, that she only realized it was a bad idea when April left Aaron and moved into their property full time.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, nobody has any idea. If Kayla or April left, maybe they would talk and we would have some idea. But from all indications, Nick Rekieta has locked down the flow of information from his houses pretty well.

Sounds like something a psychotic cult leader would do.

 

[Karen Horney]

Is that nick finally accepting that everybody knows the corner demon exist(ed)?

I think he's pulling some bullshit tbh.
>remove corner chair
>move streaming chair to corner
>stream standing up, making a point to show chair
>we point it out
>oMg GuYs ThAt'S mY sTrEaMiNg ChAiR NoT a CoRnEr DeMoN ChAiR yOu'Re MaKiNg ThInGs Up AgAiN

But there's still a gross towel on it.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

We know he was into extreme sexual degeneracy including swinging and cucking, plus even using such outlandish things as The Balldo. I would be surprised if Nicky boy hasn't at least given gay sex a spin, if only for the sake of "experimenting." He sure seemed willing to try every other weird sex thing out there.

The closest confirmation came indirectly from Aaron, a man whom Nick has pranced around wearing only a pair of boxers (potentially Aaron's, since Nick says he doesn't wear underwear) and licked his ear. Aaron claims Kayla and April made out. When swinger whores do this, they often do this on the condition their husbands do something similar. So Aaron and Nick have definitely done gay things, and despite Aaron's claims otherwise, they probably have sucked dicks. Nick clearly seems like the more enthusiastic of the two toward homosexuality, given his attendance of underwear parties at a gay bar (or "glitter parties", where he and other dudes slap glitter on each other while dancing at the gay bar) and his on-screen behavior.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

The best way for Rekieta to "own" the farms would be if his representation is working out a plea deal at this moment where he goes to rehab, actually get fully clean committing to sobriety, submits to drug test during probation, takes some kind of gay leftist program, and all around turn his life around and fully recovers then starts doing streams where he covers trials again during the day while never mentioning degeneracy.

Also sells his mid life crisis car with the "Law pope" vanity plate and gets something like a Nissan Sentra or Toyota Camry with no vanity plate.

But it'll never happen, he's to narcissitic, prideful, and full of hubris.