Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mourning_Cloak]

Happy Father's Day Nick!

Have a drink. You've earned it.

 

[Klondike Bar]

I’m late and gay, but you’re assuming that Nick is capable of being a better father.

Some junkies just stay broken. If he gets clean it will be Californian Clean, where he’ll just get his uppers and downers proscribed by a doctor.

Not sure how long that liver of his will last if he goes the pain killer addict route.

That was kind of a loaded question, wasn’t it? Like… of course everyone wants him to be a better father. The whole trad dad facade was a part of his shtick. No one wants to find out that is fraudulent. But given what he welcomed into his house and what he exposed is kids to. I’m a firm believer in accountability and Nick needs to pay the piper.

 

[Symalsa]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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Not a good look to be hating on a hard working man.

Nick probably had to hire the most expensive architect, an interior designer, a contractor, etc to get this hung. In the end we get the absolutely perfect placement of this very poignant piece to sit behind him and his new Kim Jung Un haircut.

Jokes on you 200MB, I bet you don’t even have a Joker painting (very cool and edgy in 2024 btw)

 

[Klondike Bar]

Nick's current unironic fans in his Locals already come off as a cult. Their denial of reality is seriously impressive. It gives me cult vibes. It takes them months to learn what takes people here minutes.

It's not simply being ignorant to the information, as they have direct access to him via Locals chat (when he's there), and they see the same streams everyone here does.

Nick's fans are a cult, his "friends" are horrible victim-blaming enablers, and Barnes is a retarded political zealot who cannot be critical of anyone on "his side."

It’s easier to fool someone than it is convince them they’ve been fooled.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick when asked about being a cult leader immediately compares himself to the cult leaders from documentaries as the narcissist that he is.
Nick, if there will be ever a documentary about you, it will be about one of the biggest retarded fuck ups in the history of the Internet.
And at the end it'll play Metokur "was it worth it" speech.

 

[Klondike Bar]

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It is so hard to take him seriously with that haircut. Under that shining, brown broccoli sprout and beard… is an old man.

Also, is his beard getting lower? Not only is his hair ridiculous, but he’s actually transitioning into a neck beard. Does he have a fedora by any chance?

 

[polar bear]

View attachment 6093211 Nick when asked about being a cult leader immediately compares himself to the cult leaders from documentaries as the narcissist that he is.
Nick, if there will be ever a documentary about you, it will be about one of the biggest retarded fuck ups in the history of the Internet.
And at the end it'll play Metokur "was it worth it" speech.
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Jesus, his life must be so exhausting, unironically. Everytime he gets slighted or criticized, he has to make it slide off of him immediately. It doesn't matter if he does it in the most dishonest, unfunny or retarded way possible, he CANNOT let anything get to him. Imagine willingly putting yourself in a position where you can't even say - 'yes, I heard people talk this outrageous shit about me, and it made me upset, cause that's not how I really am, and i'm disappointed in myself for coming across like that'.
Like, imagine being 40sth year old, and not being able to afford to say you fucked up and you're sad or mad about it. Cause your whole ego will collapse and the world will end.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It is so hard to take him seriously with that haircut. Under that shining, brown broccoli sprout and beard… is an old man.

Also, is his beard getting lower? Not only is his hair ridiculous, but he’s actually transitioning into a neck beard. Does he have a fedora by any chance?

Not sure, but he can be gifted one.

 

[LimeRikki]

Also, is his beard getting lower? Not only is his hair ridiculous, but he’s actually transitioning into a neck beard. Does he have a fedora by any chance?

He's growing a neck beard to hide his many chins, poor fatty.

Nick, you are fat, and it doesn't not matter if anyone wants to have sex with you because ya dick broke from booze and coke.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Happy Father's Day to all the fathers better than Nick, which should be most of them and certainly any in this thread. Anyway I'm off to enjoy my wife and children, unlike Nick.

 

[RussianParasite]

Like, imagine being 40sth year old, and not being able to afford to say you fucked up and you're sad or mad about it.

Imagine being in your 40s and hanging a cringe Joker picture in your room. That’s what a 19 year old edgelord would do to cope with girls not talking to him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Imagine being in your 40s and hanging a cringe Joker picture in your room. That’s what a 19 year old edgelord would do to cope with girls not talking to him.

That's the poster you'd get from Spencer Gifts at the mall to hang on the wall of the dorm room.

Nick probably spent 20 grand on it. High art.

 

[Pomniman]

The joker painting is straight up trailer trash wigger cringe. It's the kind of thing I'd expect Ralph to hang up behind him.

 

[User Account Samsara]

Locals is alive with the sound of coping:

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According to him, he spends his days helping educate his children and taking care of the needs of his family and their property.

Allegations of past neglect aside (and they are of course almost certainly true), you can't be living in this universe if you think this guy is currently spending all his time taking care of the kids he's no longer allowed to see.

 

[datura_binge]

Based on many things I have read, and contrary to what he was hoping for, I think "Dear John" backfired on him badly.

I don't even know the backstory of "dear john" but I am not surprised it backfired. One of his biggest fans merely suggested he might be drinking too much so he did a full on hour roast of the guy, it seemed really over the top even for Nick. I really have no idea why you'd even spend that kind of time on someone you hate, tbh, it seemed unhinged. Wtf did Nick think the reaction was going to be? "Oh man Rackets, you got his ass!"

 

[mindlessobserver]

Pour one or 5 out for father of the year Nicholas Rekieta. Happy father's day nick! How's the wife and kids?

 

[feral cat #6385]

I know some people are saying this is boring, but you've got to read the chat. I just started watching, and I busted out laughing at what his people are posting and typing. (That Nick Joker pic, lol!)

Once again of all the choices he picked the worst one. Not only that he didn't even hang it correctly. He lazily used one of the nails from the last painting.

What he should have done is put up the Depp painting and the Lawyer cat painting. The Depp painting to remind people he was once a very successful streamer and give the hope the last two years was a lull and he would be coming back to prominence again. The Lawyer cat to show an element of good natured fun.

Lmao just keeping the liquor bottles would probably have been better. What a retard.

The liquor bottle painting is literally on the floor on the other side of the desk. He didn't even take it out of the room.

He has plenty of other paintings sitting on the floor too, he could have put up the silly lawyer cat, the Depp one, gone back to the 40k Aquila,

Those would have been ideal properly hung instead of the half assed one he did.

Can anybody explain what the word salad about having upcoming trials in the age of the Internet was about? Does showing a poster of the Joker play into that? Is Nick trying to say he is a criminal mastermind?

Nick is a criminal dumbass.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

The balding of the Balldo continues
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I'd hope being arrested would scare him straight, but he's too flaccid of a person for that.

Here's a better angle

 

[Pomniman]

Here's a better angle
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He should've gotten a Kevin Spacey painting instead to celebrate being literally American Beauty. At least that would've been more on-brand than imitating Ralph circa 2022.

 

[Klondike Bar]

Here's a better angle
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A better angle of what? His bald spot? That thing means business. He’s gradually turning into Maddox.

Nick is a criminal dumbass.

Ahem. Would a criminal dumbass talk at length on a live stream about how he’s trying to be a better cult leader while tied up in lawsuits? Personally, I respect a man with the humility to admit he can be better at manipulation. I can only hope the judge recognizes how humble he is.

He's growing a neck beard to hide his many chins, poor fatty.

Nick, you are fat, and it doesn't not matter if anyone wants to have sex with you because ya dick broke from booze and coke.

Huh? Dude looks completely emaciated. His skin is practically draping off his face like blackout curtains from malnutrition and dehydration. If he has a gut it’s probably due to an inflated liver than body fat.