Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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It's a gif of a cow with a wig, so it could just be a dig at Juju.

Obviously its a secret code phrase to start the evil Niggermans nefarious plan. Will Clippatard and Pissgirl be able to stop him? Will Ju-Ju the Cow find maries strap on in his disgusting studio? Will Vedo da Pedo finally off himself?

Find out next retard time, next retard channel.
 
So Dick Masterson has finally addressed the JJQ on his podcast.

(2:51:12)

He has confirmed that it is in fact real, and NOT gay. He is urging everyone to read the full texts to clarify how not gay it is. So once again, here are the full messages. Please stop calling Dick Masterson gay

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Since you didn’t post a time stamp, it’s 2:51:13 (amazed I randomly found it)

They also asked “is mint 70IQ like Null said?”

DICK “mints smarter than all of you”

On JuJu the cow, dick thinks it’s not gay because two women were involved so “ha jokes on you”.

Reminder that not only did he get fucked with a strap on, JLH made Dax and his 34 year old infertile live-in GF Suck her strap on and she pulled Daxipads hair whiles doing it.

But he technically had a 3some so “ha take that Null!”.

Edit: Dax and Vito are fucking @Null -buck-broken.

So I’m watching a bit more of this video and I cannot believe how many times Nulls names comes up. Just before the timestamp I provided they were talking about null and after the timestamp a super chat calls Null a troglodyte and then they go in talking about how null needs to take testosterone and talk from his diaphragm that way he can be a real LA based comedian…. I have a feeling Null is all over this episode and I think they reacted to Nulls stream because another supperchatter calls Null a child… this is literally less than maybe three minutes of the show I just let play after my timestamp.

I tapped out at about 2:55 ish There’s something really fucked up with Dick and Vito. Dick does not seem to be having any fun. He’s not smiling or being jovial and he seems really serious and any time now or mint salad or Riley comes up he just seems to be upset and immediately has to say how “fucked up” or how bad Eric is. It’s really pathetic, but it’s also not the dick. I remember watching. Vito’s awfully incredibly low energy, but the YouTube comments are also saying that and dick also mention that so I think maybe Vito is having an off day? Honestly, a low energy Vito is more tolerable than a high energy Vito I think.
 
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The most painfully unfunny thing about this is how they insist his real monicker is "Young Clippa" and not "Riley" or literally anything else. Like they're desperately trying to forge and cement a persona for him based 100% off black comic book man.
I think they're going to hammer home a 1st amendment defense and use parody and criticism as the crux of it. Basically I think they're going to try and use "Fair Use" as an affirmative defense for criminal stalking and harassment.

Which is a really, really stupid idea. Its the kind of stupid idea you can only come up with from associating with an attorney with little to no understanding of legal topics he considers himself an expert in.
 
I don't think getting spitroasted by two woman wearing strap ons is really the own that ju-ju thinks it is.

I think they're going to hammer home a 1st amendment defense and use parody and criticism as the crux of it. Basically I think they're going to try and use "Fair Use" as an affirmative defense for criminal stalking and harassment.

Which is a really, really stupid idea. Its the kind of stupid idea you can only come up with from associating with an attorney with little to no understanding of legal topics he considers himself an expert in.

So i can dress up as Batman, call my self Ratman, harass people who work at DC comics, then claim "Fair Use"? That is absolutely retarded. It makes sense that Digibro and Birds drug fried brains came up with that.
 
Eric July must have found something good in Riley's Twitter DMs that he got access to from the courts.
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Dax should know what is on those DMs. He really ought to back down now.

Daxipad is too much of a pussy to just call Eric a nigger because he's afraid of getting banned. You're not slick buddy, we know what you mean when you use an antiquated word like that on a black guy as an insult when they're not even using slang
It is like he is in a competition with Riley on who can incriminate himself worse.

DICK “mints smarter than all of you”
Certainly smarter than you, Dax (seriously, she is the only one who might escape jail time if things escalate further).

I think they're going to hammer home a 1st amendment defense and use parody and criticism as the crux of it. Basically I think they're going to try and use "Fair Use" as an affirmative defense for criminal stalking and harassment.

Which is a really, really stupid idea. Its the kind of stupid idea you can only come up with from associating with an attorney with little to no understanding of legal topics he considers himself an expert in.
Fair Use and free speech stop at threats. That is common knowledge. I presume Dax is trying to grift money, sent Riley in jail and then keep it.

I don't think getting spitroasted by two woman wearing strap ons is really the own that ju-ju thinks it is.
Was it not Double Anal?
 
Fundraiser updates with fresh cope, they are trying to spin Stinky Riley’s stalking & harassment of Eric July & his employees as an important case for protecting Internet Satire.
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ETA: This has never been a political free speech issue. Very homosexual framing.
Is it really Internet Satire when you're taking shit offline and showing up to businesses, private events and even gravesites in real life? is it really Internet Satire when you're ripping off and reselling someone's IP? we have a rule here "don't touch the cow", if the only way to get a solid reaction out of someone is to fuck with them and their business in real life then they're not really a cow, anyone would react badly to that.
 
One thing that made me curious about DiddleDax being a sex-slave-trafficker. Can we even call him that? I mean, I understand the potato question, but is this really sex-slave-trafficking?

Can anyone ask about this to that chick who was trafficked when she was young and used to seek attention from Ellon when he brought Twitter? I'm genuinely curious about her opinion on this matter. I would do that but I got banned from X some time ago and forgot her name
 
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Is it really Internet Satire when you're taking shit offline and showing up to businesses, private events and even gravesites in real life? we have a rule here "don't touch the cow", if the only way to get a solid reaction out of someone is to fuck with them in real life then they're not really a cow, anyone would react badly to that.
Satire / You don't get it / Just a joke / etc are what comedian brained retards use to escape reprecussions for their actions. Whether it's sending your pet retard half way across the country and be a nuisance until the law picks up them, or telling some dude online his infant's gonna grow up and suck a ton of dicks. It's all bullshit to try and evade the finding out of their fucking around, and when you don't get it, well you're just an uneducated fucking loser, I mean how stupid do you have to be to not get it, in fact, everyone should laugh at you for being so fucking stupid. You want to tell jokes, fucking tell jokes; you want to act like a horses ass and drape it in a cloak of comedy / art, fucking kill yourself.

Never liked comedians, and never believed they have some mandate from Heaven to say offensive shit because they say it in a special way.
 
I am reminded of a lawsuit I heard once (standard dog bite).

Here are the cliffnotes:
Man walks his dog (a massive one and without leash).
They cross elderly neighbouring couple walking their dogs (both small).
Big dog starts mauling the old lady (really bloodies her up) and the owner of the dog does nothing (cool as a cucumber).
Couple sues and wins.

Keep your stupid dangerous dogs on a leash otherwise they will cost you money.

Satire / You don't get it / Just a joke / etc are what comedian brained retards use to escape reprecussions for their actions. Whether it's sending your pet retard half way across the country and be a nuisance until the law picks up them, or telling some dude online his infant's gonna grow up and suck a ton of dicks. It's all bullshit to try and evade the finding out of their fucking around, and when you don't get it, well you're just an uneducated fucking loser, I mean how stupid do you have to be to not get it, in fact, everyone should laugh at you for being so fucking stupid. You want to tell jokes, fucking tell jokes; you want to act like a horses ass and drape it in a cloak of comedy / art, fucking kill yourself.

Never liked comedians, and never believed they have some mandate from Heaven to say offensive shit because they say it in a special way.
There are bad comedians who just want to use freedom of speech to be offensive even when they are not being funny. It is necessary for someone to remind society to not be as sensitive as it would like to be. What Dax is trying to do is hide behind freedom of speech. He is no comic, he does not push bountries, he is just out there for himself. Carlin was a comedian, Herrera is sleeze.
 
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Is it really Internet Satire when you're taking shit offline and showing up to businesses, private events and even gravesites in real life? is it really Internet Satire when you're ripping off and reselling someone's IP? we have a rule here "don't touch the cow", if the only way to get a solid reaction out of someone is to fuck with them and their business in real life then they're not really a cow, anyone would react badly to that.
Dick fans like Riley are too dumb to understand what satire actually is. They literally think it's just saying your real opinions while peppering in shitty jokes about fat women.

If anything he made good satire of Rippaverse haters, just unintentionally.
 
I don’t think “1st amendment” will qualify once it escalated to showing up in person, especially since it was across multiple states. If they both lived in the same city, maybe. But traveling to stalk him and to piss on the grave shows more intent than “lol jokes”.
 
The most painfully unfunny thing about this is how they insist his real monicker is "Young Clippa" and not "Riley" or literally anything else.
Particularly when they call him Yung Clippa in those videos they religiously stream during Rileys stalking & harassment sessions of July. Maybe it’s just some LA based comedy, difficult to understand for those who aren’t sex traffickers, paedos, or cosigners of such trash.
 
Particularly when they call him Yung Clippa in those videos they religiously stream during Rileys stalking & harassment sessions of July. Maybe it’s just some LA based comedy, difficult to understand for those who aren’t sex traffickers, paedos, or cosigners of such trash.
its because riley's brain is fried from the mandates to worship niggers, and because his attempt to rise by coopting it and becoming the nigger failed spectacularly because eric july actually is just objectively better than him in every way. he is sub nigger
I don’t think “1st amendment” will qualify once it escalated to showing up in person, especially since it was across multiple states. If they both lived in the same city, maybe. But traveling to stalk him and to piss on the grave shows more intent than “lol jokes”.
especially when theyve cried and bitched and sicced the state on people for less. its just a transparent excuse thats only value is giving cult members a mantra to chant to drown out anyone reasonable. doesnt matter how true it is. if they had an emotional attachment to "nigger lol" or random words theyd chant that at eric as if hes supposed to bow before their nonsensical demands.
 
Dax has reminded me. It sure is funny that the average Lego-obsessed redditor has a nicer marriage or ‘situationship’ than (performative) red-blooded macho men like Dax do.

When you dig into this ecosystem, which I guess Dax is only a small part of to be fair, you realize it’s most popular among the downwardly mobile. For whom every bad stat about relationships from divorce to infidelity is very high (while elsewhere it’s very low). So it’s all a gigantic cope. They think by being hostile and defensive they’re discouraging these bad outcomes instead of hastening them.
 
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