Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Yes, that is one of the funny things about Pat. He is always, in every single photo, seen to be wearing clothes that are too tight and small for him which then leads to the exposure of his famous bitch tits. This leads one to think that he must be continuously gaining weight and thus getting ever and ever fatter, and that he must have been continuously getting fatter and fatter at a fairly rapid pace such that all of his clothes, for the last 15 or so years that he has been publishing pictures of himself on the Internet, look too small for him.

Here we reach the paradox. How can Pat continue to be constantly gaining weight at a fairly rapid pace, yet still appear to be smaller than someone like Boogie or Foodie Beauty? I think that Pat has somehow entered the Fat Universe Paradox. He appears to be smaller than Boogie, but his fatness is of a more dense, reciprocal and circular nature. Consider an Ouroboros. Pat's old fatness is constantly being consumed by a new level and layer of fatness. His body has become the fatness version of the musical increasing Shepard Tone.

Either that or he washes his clothes at a setting that is far too hot.
I always assumed it was the classic "nuh uh I'm not a large, I'm a medium like I was back in high school!" and he fatly continues to this day to buy medium clothes because he's in denial of the fact that he's fucking FAT
It's due to the 10 year winter that Milwaukee has endured. Terribly unfortunate.

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3 days per week, no wonder he's fat
This fat fuckin faggot (with bitch tits) drinks fucking lacroix? I guess he wanted Tyrone to fart in his mouth too, because that's about the flavor you get from drinking that shit. Who fucking drinks lacroix???
Our dear Fatrick is about to be introduced to many thousands of new stalker childs if Jimbo brings him up during his Father's Day stream.
He opened the stream with "I've got my pepperoni right here for later in the stream!" and then never even brought Fats up again. Jim's about as likely to talk about Patrick as he is about Ooga or the P-p-powerbook
 
Patrick's AI is malfunctioning again

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Don't they hate that faggot over on OnA almost as much as we do?
There's some unexplained allure and magnetism in Dan Mullen, even beyond the bathroom sink count and the 10/10 Brazilian wife. You can run him out with torches and pitchforks but in time you start seeing his face everywhere and long for his return.

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There's some unexplained allure and magnetism in Dan Mullen, even beyond the bathroom sink count and the 10/10 Brazilian wife. You can run him out with torches and pitchforks but in time you start seeing his face everywhere and long for his return.

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Only an exorcist can rid a forum of Dan Mullen
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No Patstream from Metokur Tonight because Rick terminated his parental rights.
He opened the stream with "I've got my pepperoni right here for later in the stream!" and then never even brought Fats up again.
Jim's PatStream and Porsalin's harddrive are concepts etherly melding together in my memories, soon to become nothing but a figment of a dream in my dementia-riddled mind...
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Jim's PatStream and Porsalin's harddrive are concepts etherly melding together in my memories, soon to become nothing but a figment of a dream in my dementia-riddled mind...
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All these moments,gone, like African American children down a Pigman’s meat grinder. Time to Rib shatter.
 
He could have turned the chair thing into a win so easily.
“You know what, Habitat for Humanity is a good cause. I’ll donate the chairs I made, and make another set for myself - after all the materials were free and I am blessed with the skills, tools, ability and time, so why not give a little back. Stalker childs btfo.”

But no, he reacts in the worst way possible, every single time.
 
He could have turned the chair thing into a win so easily.
“You know what, Habitat for Humanity is a good cause. I’ll donate the chairs I made, and make another set for myself - after all the materials were free and I am blessed with the skills, tools, ability and time, so why not give a little back. Stalker childs btfo.”

But no, he reacts in the worst way possible, every single time.
Yeah. For most other people it would be an excuse to build second better chairs.
 
He could have turned the chair thing into a win so easily.
“You know what, Habitat for Humanity is a good cause. I’ll donate the chairs I made, and make another set for myself - after all the materials were free and I am blessed with the skills, tools, ability and time, so why not give a little back. Stalker childs btfo.”

But no, he reacts in the worst way possible, every single time.
Fatboy is all Id. It would never occur to him to do something entirely unselfish.
 
Jim's PatStream and Porsalin's harddrive are concepts etherly melding together in my memories, soon to become nothing but a figment of a dream in my dementia-riddled mind...
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To be fair, there's been a lot of shit going on for Jim to talk about. First time, Nick decided he was going to be LotY, now we have fathers desperately trying to fuck their children and Dax's dick riders getting arrested
 
Our girl found out about Patricia Johnson's big-penised lovers:
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Aaaaaand we've reached Phase 2:
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Very weird tactic this woman used. I mean, everybody knows if you block them, it only become worse! That's what Pat told us, and we all know he's the smartest man who ever smarted.

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