Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Guntkvd]

>Look at his handwriting. Is this guy 13?
@AltisticRight I haven't noticed, maybe you mentioned it elsewhere, but he wrote that poetry backwards using mirror.

 

[KateHikes14]

and I don't know why Dax thinks "He's a libertarian abut he CALLED THE COPS!" is some kind of great own. That's the normal reaction. If he were so ideologically brain-rotted that he wouldn't call the cops on a crazy person screaming outside, that'd be something to make fun of.

I think it just means Riley is clearly worth more shot dead by Eric July than he is bringing in his pedophile friends to Dax's show

 

[feral cat #6385]

We need to explore the Transformers connection, clearly.
>Nick is obsessed with a lost Transformer from his childhood
>Juju is obsessed with a lost Optimus Prime from his childhood

I agree. There is a definite transformer to transexual pipeline. It must be investigated further.

 

[Maeis]

I agree. There is a definite transformer to transexual pipeline. It must be investigated further.

Bionicle fans tend to end up being trans as well.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Hell Hath no Fury like a frog drawer scorned.
>Beardguarding
CG hanger on simps are now stealing our culture. This is cultural appropriation!
What are they going to come up with next? Rippawashing? Niggershielding?

Sorry EVS, personal army denied. Now go back to drawing your fucking frogs. Maybe in year 2067 you'll finish the first issue.

>Beardguarding

Guarding Implies that we're sweeping or making excuses for someone, but I still have no clue what I'm supposed to be excusing or sweeping in Eric July's case, there's nothing there to excuse or sweep, it's completely bewildering to me.
Has anyone actually sat down and done a comprehensive, easily digestible video about why I should hate Eric July and what makes him such a lolcow? I can find plenty about Dick, EVS, Nick Rekieta, Vito, Digibro and Riley but everything about Eric July seems insignificant, boring and astroturfed.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Bionicle fans tend to end up being trans as well.

Nothing can be as bad as Doctor Who fans. Nothing left of Doctor Who fandom but trans weirdos.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

He's a libertarian abut he CALLED THE COPS!" is some kind of great own.

As a True and Honest(tm) Libertarian Eric July should‘ve just magdumped Riley outside for violating the NAP by having his dick cheese smell waft into the venue and taken Mintsalad as his McSexslave for compensation. Everything else is statism dude.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

As a True and Honest(tm) Libertarian Eric July should‘ve just magdumped Riley outside for violating the NAP by having his dick cheese smell waft into the venue and taken Mintsalad as his McSexslave for compensation. Everything else is statism dude.

The only problem with that is that mint is kinda gross

 

[break these cuffs]

As a True and Honest(tm) Libertarian Eric July should‘ve just magdumped Riley outside for violating the NAP by having his dick cheese smell waft into the venue and taken Mintsalad as his McSexslave for compensation. Everything else is statism dude.

You don't want whatever she's got. Put her to work in your backyard uranium mine.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

taken Mintsalad as his McSexslave for compensation

Upside down world where the piss prostitute’s life would actually improve under a black pimp

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

You don't even need to be a steak expert or learn good tips and tricks to know this is a bad steak. You just have to look at how raw, rubbery and slimy it is. Anybody with critical thought would say "that needs more time on the burner." Unless you're a complete moron (Dax) or a suicidal binge-eater who can't wait more than five minutes before shoving something in his face (Jack Scalfani) there's no way you couldn't tell that needed more time.

Wendigo spirits are known to prefer inhabiting barely-repressed homosexual men.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Upside down world where the piss prostitute’s life would actually improve under a black pimp

Game Theory: Black pimps wear nice suits, silly hats and drive fancy cadillacs. White pimps wear dirty t-shirts, never shower and make shitty podcasts. (See also Andrew Tate and Ethan Ralph.)

I'm not sure what the connection is between terrible podcasters becoming sex traffickers but it seems to be all the rage lately.

 

[TurdThrower]

We need to explore the Transformers connection, clearly.
>Nick is obsessed with a lost Transformer from his childhood
>Juju is obsessed with a lost Optimus Prime from his childhood

As a child I lost an Optimus Prime and the autobot that was a radio. Happy to say I did not let those events take me down the dark paths of cocaine, cuckery, and furry porn.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I agree. There is a definite transformer to transexual pipeline. It must be investigated further.

I suggest you look at Kevin Gibes's thread in Stinkditch.

 

[feral cat #6385]

As a child I lost an Optimus Prime and the autobot that was a radio. Happy to say I did not let those events take me down the dark paths of cocaine, cuckery, and furry porn.

My mother broke all my transformers in a fit of drug induced rage. It didn't' make me a serial killer or lead me to a life of criminal activity. I rebought the reissues in the early 00's and sold them for a very small profit to help with a down payment.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

>Look at his handwriting. Is this guy 13?
@AltisticRight I haven't noticed, maybe you mentioned it elsewhere, but he wrote that poetry backwards using mirror.

...really? Why?

 

[ChampFantana]

I really hope that Eric July simply shoots those stupid faggots next time they show up on his property. Would serve them right.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Karen Herrera clutching pearls over Sean saying the no no word (nigger)

 

[Strix454]

do any notable wrestling matches in major promotions get decided “in the ring” by tiring out or otherwise “beating” the opponent? I know there is the concept of a “shoot” where the bouts are largely unscripted, but I would presume the outcome is still predetermined.

A "shoot" is when one or both guys go off the script and start really fighting with each other. It can be lots of different things. One guy can stop reacting to the other guys moves. One guy or both guys can start really throwing punches. But its tough no matter what happens to change the outcome because the referee and the promotion can just end the match at any time with a non-result.

One thing (in the old days anyway) was for the guys in the ring to start really hitting each other. There was match in the 1990s in Japan between two really big guys (Stan Hansen and Vader). They started throwing real punches at each other and then Hansen got serious and busted Vader's orbital socket and left his eye hanging out. The video is on youtube.

But the usual result if the guys stop cooperating with each other is that the match becomes really boring because both guys will be protecting themselves or one guy will take the fight down to the mat and just hang on the other guy until the other guy decides to cooperate in the match again.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Father's Day was yesterday, but it's never too late to thank Dax for not reproducing.