Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 197 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 775 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 452 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 494 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,394
hm yeah
usually i'd say that's such a minor thing it's barely worth mentioning, but for her it's a big deal because her career is built around shoving her tits into cameras to bait incels into sending her money. this could actually be a serious problem for her.
Yeah that was what I was trying to say I just worded it to maybe sound too harsh. For normal, sane women and men it’s nothing. For an attention whore like Anisa who relies on showing off her body she won’t be able to handle those natural changes.
 
She recently said on the pod that she doesnt want kids, and Ian wanted them more but her saying that was swaying him.
This is BPD Anus we're talking about. She changes her mind like the wind and doesn't give a flying fuck what Ian wants.
I dint think the implant removal is anything other then than her own selfish reasons. It’s either accidental pregnancy / pregnancy scare (which would imply they do have sex hmmm) or she’s contemplating having a baby and asking her simps for input.
0% chance Mr. Johma knocked her up accidentally. If she is pregnant, it was intentional on her part.
 
I'm not so sure it will be good for the kid. He/she will have a very, very hard life and a future
It's not uncommon for kids of a BPD to go on to develop BPD themselves.

When you're raised by a monster, it can be really hard to turn into anything else because you've never known anything else. It's not impossible, but it requires a real strength of character that a lot of people, even those who are functional have been raised well, just don't have because they've never needed it.

I hope they never have children.
For different reasons, they would both be horrendous parents.

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Loose skin and stretch marks are a big negative for a woman like her. If you breastfeed, breasts will normally sag and stretch marks are very common on breasts. You would have to be superhuman to come out of pregnancy and childbirth unscathed and go back to a perfectly flat stomach, no stretch marks and perfect breasts in a few months or even years. Im not trying to be insensitive, it’s just nature. There is no issue and it’s fine for sane people, my point was Anisa won’t be able to handle those changes.
Not to veer off topic too much, but it isn’t superhuman to go back to normal. There are many women who do not come out with stretch marks at all, who can go back to their pre pregnancy figure. Some women go back to that within 3 months afterwards. Even after multiple kids.

Sorry for sperging. I just happen to know that it’s possible

But Anisa is the type of bitch that’d use it as an excuse to gain a bunch of unnecessary weight and then martyr herself. “Just look at the sacrifices I’ve made”

E: I took it personally and got MATI. Apologies
 
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Ian had a vasectomy few years ago, they even celebrated it. So I guess it will be an another men's kid?

Do you think Ian let Anisa sleep with other men, while he watches them in the corner?

Or maybe this all just some stupid hype around getting a new dog. You know dog mommy and dog daddy.
Can you guys stop repeating this lie? It was a joke. The joke is Ian is a cuck. Stop.
 
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Not to veer off topic too much, but it isn’t superhuman to go back to normal. There are many women who do not come out with stretch marks at all, who can go back to their pre pregnancy figure. Some women go back to that within 3 months afterwards. Even after multiple kids.

Sorry for sperging. I just happen to know that it’s possible

But Anisa is the type of bitch that’d use it as an excuse to gain a bunch of unnecessary weight and then martyr herself. “Just look at the sacrifices I’ve made”

E: I took it personally and got MATI. Apologies
Yeah I know what you mean and it’s possible, I just don’t think it will be her reality. I believe a lot of women bounce back to a pre-baby body much easier if they are able to breastfeed. I can’t imagine her making that sacrifice and I won’t pretend to know how implants then implant removal would effect breastfeeding.

I personally don’t think she’s pregnant right now. I think she’s having another BPD episode and needs attention. This morning it was “we’re doing creator clash again, we made such a difference” and then by afternoon she’s doing baby talk on her private. A few weeks ago they said they were done with creator clash and it was in someone else’s hands, a week or so ago she said she wakes up every day and is thankful they don’t have kids. She can’t make up her mind what she wants because she only wants what gets her the most attention. She’s just throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks and someone cares and gives her attention if something sticks.

I wouldn’t put it past her to get pregnant, though. Ian said on a scale of 1-10 of wanting kids he was a 5 so that means, like all other things, the decision is up to her. Some couples have babies to try to save a marriage, the Jomhas would only have one to try to save a career because she doesn’t give a shit about the state of their marriage. She also said something about they will definitely be moving to Vancouver if she ever gets pregnant (her dream location) because it’s “safe” and something about how bad American healthcare is compared to Canada, so it could also be a ploy to pushing him into going there. Average house price for a single family home is 1.5 million there. A drowning person will do anything and take down anyone to save themselves, even a child. I think it will be her Hail Mary when she sees the writing on the wall. It would also have Ian on the line for 18-21 years financially which is a W for her. The likes are getting fewer, she’s failing at everything she tries. A baby gives her attention. Most people have probably personally experienced just a random girl you went to high school or college with get 10x the amount of attention they normally would when they get pregnant and the first few years of a child’s life. She knows this and she knows if/when it happens (or if I’m wrong and she actually already is pregnant) it will be breaking news and anyone who says anything bad about it is instantly a monster.
 
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It took her way too long to process how amazing it was, but all she was doing after the event was talking about how amazing it was. Whoops.
cc would probably have performed better without anisas involvement tbh
the whole bullshit with froggy fresh really seemed to sour a lot of people on the event, without anisa that would not have happened in the first place
Yes but in a way the event would've never happened without Anisa. I'm serious. We give her a lot of shit and she really does nothing useful but the event literally started from Ian wanting to placate her BPD obsession for the week.
Every time I see this picture of them kissing after icucks fight I have to play the game of “count how many fans are smiling/cheering/having a good time”.

But yet “excited to do this again”
I never noticed this, thanks for pointing it out. This guy is literally falling asleep :story:
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The rest of the crowd really doesn't seem too thrilled either
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And now I understand why the thread grew by 4 pages. I hope to God Ian can ward her off until her need to have a baby dissolves and she moves on to another TRUE LIFE PASSION AND WHAT SHE WAS MEANT TO DO ALL HER LIFE. Lolcows need to stop getting into child abuse/neglect arcs. (:_(
I wonder if this was part of the reason she got her implants removed, have they maybe been trying for a while and she is planning on breastfeeding? I remember she talked about pregnancy a while ago around the time PewDiePie had his baby. Everyone speculated that Anisa would want to emulate them.
Cute that you think Anisa has the capacity to think that far ahead.
 
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>Karen Read Trial - She Ruined My Career! #36 w/ iDubbbz & Anisa

Quick notes:
  • They ask each other which state they look like they come from. Dane mentions Anisa looks like she comes from the south, specifically Texas and Anisa goes “MY EX LIVES THERE!!1”
  • Idubbbz says he's sitting “childlike” and both Anisa/Dane joke he’s a BETA!
  • Anisa goes off on a random tangent parroting napoleon dynamite lore she’s heard
  • Anisa LOVES Juno
  • Anisa is wearing shoes and stepping on the furniture again ffs
  • “Karen Read” Murder Trial
    • idubbbz thinks they should turn it into a movie (yeah profit off people's misery you empathetic fuck)
    • They’re gossiping and acting like they solved the case - it’s so fucking annoying. (
      • (I've watched crime centered youtube videos before but both Anisa/idubbbz have this self righteous and know it all attitude about it. Shut the fuck up!!!)
    • Refers to news about the murder trial as “source material”
    • Idubbbz brings up how he and Anisa were deep into Gabby Petito and how “compelling” it was
    • moralfagging for a bit - Both of them continue to demonstrate a lack of empathy by treating these real cases as content. It's one thing to absorb the news but they're taking the role of "stating the obvious, these lawyers are idiots I can do better!". They need to “take a mirror” and reflect on their behavior. Psychopathic Larry bird ass people
  • Anisa is the resident Christ Benoit expert
  • Anisa resident “sex work” expert explains to them how “people don’t get that Sex Work is a job! It’s not all fun and games. We clock in and out!”
    • Shows how out of touch Anisa is.
    • When the normal person hears “sex worker” they’re not thinking a girl boss working from home taking lewds. The NORMAL fucking thought is this person does porn, sells themselves on the corner, or strips. The last thing anyone thinks is that the lifestyle is “glamorous”. DELUSIONAL!
  • Anisa hates Casey Anthony (the fucking irony)
  • Danes type of woman is the yandere from yume nikki
    • They joke he loves bpd women - THE IRONY AND DISCONNECT OF THESE FUCKING PEOPLE LOLLL
  • Anisa said she’s scared cus idubbbz has dad energy and will want kids one day
    • They ask listeners of the podcast to let them know how they felt about having their kids. Do they regret it? Was it worth it?
    • Idubbbz phrases it like a retard “are children worth all the work?
      • (A child is not a fucking toy idubbbz it’s not a product where you can min max the functionality for the amount of time/money you “invest” on it. Fucking monkey-brained ass- He's so FUCKING OUT OF TOUCH and in anyone else that would be okay but this guy keeps acting like he's the EPITOME of a GROWN UP MAN- FUcK)
      • (I feel phantom pain for their future child having these two shitheads as parents… - but for LOLs… god it would be so fucking funny)
  • They talk about HYPERMASCULINITY and how men get so masculine that it turns gay (let's go my LGBT allies with their boomer stereotypes!1 :christine:)
    • idubbbz says cock and balls too many times in this episode Bitch u gay
    • Anisa say it’s common that most men only get positive reinforcement from contact sports which is why it’s so important they should do it (??? Is this a dig at idubbbz lol)
    • Idubbbz says he felt that in boxing, but wonders if e-sports are similar
    • Anisa thinks that sports allow men to be super masculine but also the only avenue for them to cry and be emotional. Once they pass the threshold of masculinity, men are allowed to act feminine (??? What kind of horseshit is she spewing)
      • (Why do they constantly talk about LGBT gender roles when they're self admittedly both "CIS STRAIGHT HETEROS")
  • They complain about zoomers and their lack of media literacy and hate for sex.
    • They talk about internet moderation and Anisa thinks that the internet will one day catch up to real life (wha the fuck is she talking about)

idk man, not much felting or interesting this time around. They keep trying to push that they're open-minded LGBT+ leftists but then say the most unfiltered insane shit. It baffles me how these puppet masters intend to gain any audience when they can't even stay in character for an hour.
 
Anisa said she’s scared cus idubbbz has dad energy and will want kids one day
  • They ask listeners of the podcast to let them know how they felt about having their kids. Do they regret it? Was it worth it?
  • Idubbbz phrases it like a retard “are children worth all the work?
I cant think of anything horrible enough for someone to have done in a past life to get stuck with these two as their parents.

Please Allah let them be barren.
 
They ask listeners of the podcast to let them know how they felt about having their kids. Do they regret it? Was it worth it?

Do they actually expect parents to publicly admit they regret having kids? Christ, feels me but even under anon YT accounts it would take a weirdo to publicly admit they regretted children. That’s something most people would take to the grave if they felt that way.

Edit: I highly doubt any of their viewers even have children.
 
Anisa said she’s scared cus idubbbz has dad energy and will want kids one day
  • They ask listeners of the podcast to let them know how they felt about having their kids. Do they regret it? Was it worth it?
  • Idubbbz phrases it like a retard “are children worth all the work?
Oh no no NO. She really is thinking about it. And continuing her current trend of pinning it all on iDubbbz. He probably hasn't said shit about it but she's hyperfixating on some comment he made sometime in the past. Ian probably wants kids one day = "Ian made me have kids!!! He ruined my life!" if the divorce comes.

Err- I mean
WOW!! They're having kids?? I'm an incel chud and I'm glad this woman finally KNOWS HER PLACE and is settling down into traditional feminine roles to be a mother instead of being so LOUD and ASSERTIVE. iDubbbz NEEDS to be a dad too. That's what he NEEDS to do. He needs to follow the rules established by society and listen to what others are saying!
 
Do they actually expect parents to publicly admit they regret having kids? Christ, feels me but even under anon YT accounts it would take a weirdo to publicly admit they regretted children. That’s something most people would take to the grave if they felt that way.

Edit: I highly doubt any of their viewers even have children.
Their viewers (and Redditors if they run there with that question too) are EXACTLY the type of people who would openly admit to any negative feelings towards their children.
 
They ask listeners of the podcast to let them know how they felt about having their kids. Do they regret it? Was it worth it?
Who the fuck has ever complained about having kids? I mean seriously, out of everyone I’ve ever met in my life I can’t think of a single person. How fucking dense and self centered are these two retards?
 
Anisa said she’s scared cus idubbbz has dad energy and will want kids one day
I'm a dad multiple times over, Ian is a dipshit fair and DOES NOT have dad energy. She has described him as somebody who can barely speak for himself and relies on her for the most inane day to day interactions. He's a weak willed faggot who can barely stand up for himself let alone for what's best for his hypothetical children.
I don't know why but these two talking about how parent pilled they are really rubs me the wrong way,. Nothing they do or say implies that they're capable of navigating the journey of parenthood and producing a child that is happy healthy and of sound mind.
Edit: I just have to emphasize the fact she thinks a soft spoken retard who shitss his pants and has a hard time having basic interactions with other humans is big dad energy. What a stupid cunt.
 
Anisa said she’s scared cus idubbbz has dad energy and will want kids one day
  • They ask listeners of the podcast to let them know how they felt about having their kids. Do they regret it? Was it worth it?
  • Idubbbz phrases it like a retard “are children worth all the work?
So either, 1) She's thinking about having kids or 2) she's pregnant and is deciding whether to get an abortion or not. Either way, LOL at leaving the decision up to a poll of your audience.
 
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