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[BongoMongo]

I think the only drag act that gets a pass from me is Lily Savage, and I think it's because although she's sweary and rude, she's so tame by modern standards and completely non-sexual, and Paul O'Grady was, by all accounts, such a lovely, kind-hearted person.

You get the impression, with Lily, that rather than being a hypersexualised caricature based on porn, like most modern drag acts today, she's formed from his observations of his mother, aunties and other older women he would have lived around, growing up as a working class lad from Birkenhead. He's not trying to be sexy, he's trying to be funny.

O'Grady was a genuinely wonderful man. Lily Savage was a brilliant alter ego and comic act, while not child friendly, O'Grady's whole shows with her were hilarious, though as you say, mild by modern standards. I especially liked Savage's line about "being anyones for two bacard breezers and a packt of Frazzles" (delicious UK bacon flavoured potato chip for anyone not from BritBongIstan).

It genuinely rankles me that O'Grady is lumped in with the absolute bin fires that are on the drag scene these days, and I'm sure he would ahve something to say about AGPs being fixated with getting round children via drag queen story hour.

 

[Bloo]

I think the only drag act that gets a pass from me is Lily Savage, and I think it's because although she's sweary and rude, she's so tame by modern standards and completely non-sexual, and Paul O'Grady was, by all accounts, such a lovely, kind-hearted person.

You get the impression, with Lily, that rather than being a hypersexualised caricature based on porn, like most modern drag acts today, she's formed from his observations of his mother, aunties and other older women he would have lived around, growing up as a working class lad from Birkenhead. He's not trying to be sexy, he's trying to be funny.

YES! i loved Paul O’Grady. That’s the thing, I haven’t actually got an issue with drag in general. It’s the weird over sexualised stuff especially in front of children I care about.

 

[Procopius]

Remember Bruno "Jessica" Alvez, the Brazilian plastic surgery addict who first turned himself into a Ken Doll before trooning out. Well there aren't enough spoilers in the world that can hide the horrors of this clip supposedly taken from the free section of his Only Fans site.

Spoiler: Not actually 18+, just horrific

How do the doctors keep finding ways to shave something from the exiguous remains of his nose?

 

[Bloo]

Remember Bruno "Jessica" Alvez, the Brazilian plastic surgery addict who first turned himself into a Ken Doll before trooning out. Well there aren't enough spoilers in the world that can hide the horrors of this clip supposedly taken from the free section of his Only Fans site.

Spoiler: Not actually 18+, just horrific

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How do the doctors keep kinding ways to shave something from the exiguous remains of his nose?

Jesus. Honestly, if Blaire White continues the way he is that’s what he’ll look like in the next few years.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

This one's very interesting. She appears to be the sibling of a victim of a famous murder case in Australia. A case where most people thought the mother was possibly involved.

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Poster claims to be 17, so she would have been 12 in 2019.

She writes about having a crush on a 15 year old (!!). This is just one of them, there are others.

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How can I (17M) look out for the best interest of the girl I like (15F)? (self.Advice)

submitted 3 months ago by frivolous_banter to r/Advice

When I asked for advice in a different sub I got called a nonce a lot. We're 2.3 years apart. The significance of that is not lost on me. The mental development of teenagers makes even a couple years a big maturity gap, and we're gonna be in different life stages soon. I know that.
I've known this girl for five months. We were just friends for a while. I didn't think of her like that at all. I didn't think I'd be that guy, falling for a younger girl.
We see each other about every other weekend and text A LOT. I really like her and she really likes me but we aren't officially dating. We talk very deeply and she says I know more about her than anybody else. I know it seems naive, but I could genuinely see me and her getting married someday. We have good communication, all the same values, and I've never felt this way about anyone before.
Most of the comments I got on my other posts said I should not date her because of the age gap. But nobody on reddit knows me or her personally, so I think I'm gonna ask her parents what they think before I do anything. Her mum likes me. I haven't properly met her dad yet, but I imagine they might be a bit hesitant about the idea of us dating, but I haven't asked yet. They're reasonable people and will look out for what's best for her.
I'm really serious about her though. I want to do right by her. So I want to be aware of the challenges the age gap will cause. Other comments warned me about how she might feel pressure to change herself to keep up with me and how this might lead to her becoming isolated from other people her age.
I'm making a list of things that could become issues in our relationship and I'm gonna talk to her about these things.
So far the list includes:
* Different life stages - This is my last year of school, she's got a couple more to go. She might feel pressure to grow up faster and lose part of her youth
* Codependency - We've been getting very close, but if I'm the only person she confides in, that could be really isolating for her
Sex is really not on my mind.
Where I live, a 15 year old can consent to sex with somebody up to 5 years older than them and a 17 year old can consent to sex with any age (I know, it's a gross law) But I don't want her to grow up to regret any part of our relationship so I don't think we'll start to think about doing anything like that until we're both over 18.
Yes, she will still be 15 when I turn 18. I think it's best if we don't become explicitly romantic or officially dating until she turns 16.
I would love suggestions about what else I should be aware of and advice, especially from people who've been on either side of teenage relationships with similar age gaps.
I would like advice not just for the ages we're at now, but also about how the age gap will continue to affect our relationship as we get a bit older.
TL;DR: I'm really serious about this girl, but I know the age gap can cause major problems. What do I have to be cautious of to do right by her and make this work?

Ick and it looks like she lives in Tasmania because those are the rules there.

 

[Wodanaz]

Oh don’t worry, it’s not their Dad saying it (though I’m sure he’d agree) but other users are making sure they know how stupid the same is.
Weird name to have for someone who claims to be indigenous… is this what they call cultural appropriation?
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Evrryone talking about Astrid when "Apollyon" is right next to it, see: "Abaddon", see: "Doom, Destruction, Destroyer"
They literally invite demons in. Why are they like this?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

the horrors of this clip

Now there's a triumph of transhumanism. From man to Superman to cheap lookin' blow up sex doll. Much improvement on the human condition goin' on there. For him and his fans.

 

[majorplayer]

This troon should be flattered. Urinal cakes serve a function: they make the urinals less stinky. A tranny has never made anything less stinky.

Says something completely unrelated...

Troons: Are you mocking me? Do you know who I am?

 

[Pig Cups]

I actually managed to download this one because I figured he’d delete it
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Sorry, I know this was 4 pages ago, but I can’t get over it. No joke, I have watched it between 50 and 60 times in the last 24 hours- while working out, watching TV, cooking, brushing my teeth, and driving with it plugged into my car’s Bluetooth. The crying and seething…such an addicting, glorious L.

Starting with the visuals- Him most likely having filmed on the shitter. The mold-encrusted walls. The chintzy, Temu-tier, color-changing light. The stubble all over his face. The spaces in his teeth. The receding, shit hair. And especially, the bloated, pear shape of his head.


And then, there’s the shit that he says:

>”So, for the last, like, 4 MONTHS, I’ve been in talks with this company about doing a collaboration for top surgery. Like, the email checked out, the name checked out, the hospital checked out. Like, did all my research. Everything checked out.”
Yeah, imma doubt that he did any due diligence outside of cursory Google searches to see if they had socials, and that the hospital they cited was real. And 4 fucking months?!? Seriously?? What was his contact like with them? I’m guessing solely via email, which just makes him a dolt. It doesn’t take much to throw together a fake website with semi-convincing branding and letterheads, but unless they were actually speaking to him on the phone (that’d be some serious dedication to the bit) about such a heavy undertaking, any normal primate would start to see the red flags beginning to wave. And all it could’ve taken for him to expose the fraud would’ve been to call the third party doctor/hospital immediately to verify if the partnership was real. But no, he got himself all excited and waited 4 months before doing any real investigation. What a gullible, troon idiot.

>”This is gonna be, like, so good, gurl. Gonna be, like, finally have TITTIES. Like, I was gonna live my best life.”
The amount of male-brained, AGP fetishism dripping off of that is staggering.

>There’s a non-zero chance the based individual(s) who sent the blank PDF were banking on him being extra clueless, not noticing the file name, and emailing back with “eckskyooz me, I think there’s a pwoblem with the contwact. Can you resend pwease?” for extra lulz.

>”But, like, it’s pride month. I’m a trans woman. Like, that sucks!”
…So? The sheer entitlement to think that just because globohomo has declared it to be his 30-day time to shine, that he deserves respect. It’s like someone saying “But, like, it’s July 4th. I’m ‘murican. I shouldn’t have to see the flag getting burned and stomped. Like, that sucks!”

Delicious. It’s like a work of art.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This one's very interesting. She appears to be the sibling of a victim of a famous murder case in Australia. A case where most people thought the mother was possibly involved.

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>taught twelve year old me to keep my accounts private
>references a murder with a couple of unique-ish details
I'm sure any bored autist can put on that Sherlock cap and figure out what case this was. Australia, child? murder, "mom did it", "mom is a narc", family details are in true crime blogs or communities, OP was apparently 12 at the time so if you can learn how old she is now you can figure out when it happened.

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i have a lot of sympathy in me for trans women with a lot of internalized transmisogyny because ive been there too and ive had to teach myself trans women are worth basic human dignity and more after being taught otherwise by everyone around me too, but we gotta start bringing girls who do this song and dance to reeducation camp. like this is like a gay guy saying “im disgusted at the current waves of child kidnapping and perversion of the youth in our community, we have to stop these degenerates”, just an insane concession to stereotypes about us as real concerns that need to be addressed, the only reason this version isnt immediately laughed at as reactionary is because everybody loves getting to fall back on their transmisogynistic biases

“Quit shaming trans women that want to rape kids, this is like a gay guy saying “quit being a nonce or fuck off, you fucking freak! You’re making everything worse!”

Yeah, because it’s not like the gay rights movement ultimately disavowed NAMBLA for that particular reason! Fuck your “re-education,” nonces deserve the wall for a reason.

TTD

So trannies ARE inherently creepy and pedophilic? Well, I already knew that but thanks for the admission.

 

[Stan]

I am wondering how they got so much power within the LGBTQ “community”?

Troons have successfully navigated the LGB's rhetoric against them and the LGB's cant react without being attacked from the right. Troons do the same with feminism in order to press-gang liberal feminists to defend a troon's inalienable right to act like bimbo caricatures from fetish porn.

Trannies have been exploiting this weakness to walk all over the liberal left and demand so-and-so "say trans rights", that denying "trans kids" access to gendercare is akin to sending gay kids to conversion therapy, to demand the rainbow flag get redesigned once again, that Dykes on Bikes and college women's basketball now has to include natal men, if lesbians won't date MtFs they're bigots, and so on. It's gotten so bad that I think many liberals are scared to object, knowing that the trannies are so mobilized. I'm sure that's why liberal politicians are unwilling to oppose tranny ideology, despite trannies being a tiny sliver of the electorate.

I think the fact that you could wallpaper your house in banknotes and it was like 5 million marks for a loaf of bread had more to do with the nazis rise than fruity gay clubs, which the Germans have always dug, and got right back into as soon as the war cleared up.

Economy is always most important.
Only when the main parties are too similar in terms of their economic approach, such as now, in a lot of places, do things come down to these kinds of issues.

Yeah I was gonna say... I'm pretty sure it was the hyperinflation and terrible economy that made NSDAP appealing to the average Hans, not moral outrage about prostitution (which is legal in Germany now) or gay clubs (ditto) or even trannies.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Evrryone talking about Astrid when "Apollyon" is right next to it, see: "Abaddon", see: "Doom, Destruction, Destroyer"
They literally invite demons in. Why are they like this?

Genuinely, because it sounded cool and it makes them feel badass. They know nothing of demonology outside of pop culture like Hazbin Hotel and Supernatural, and are all for just sounding cool and having power over those icky conservatard Christians by making them afraid/angry/disturbed by their name choices.

It's "LOOK MOM I'M EDGY" a 13 year old with a wolf OC on devianart would do. One can say it's a correlation between trans people & demons proving they're evil, but the reality is that they're stupid and impotent and won't get a job outside of minimum wagie or welfare leech.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Genuinely, because it sounded cool and it makes them feel badass. They know nothing of demonology outside of pop culture like Hazbin Hotel and Supernatural, and are all for just sounding cool and having power over those icky conservatard Christians by making them afraid/angry/disturbed by their name choices.

It's "LOOK MOM I'M EDGY" a 13 year old with a wolf OC on devianart would do. One can say it's a correlation between trans people & demons proving they're evil, but the reality is that they're stupid and impotent and won't get a job outside of minimum wagie or welfare leech.

I think I’ve said it back during Eurovision when the Irish themby decided to do some satanism performance, but they genuinely think that by self identifying as degenerate demons, they’re “reclaiming” whatever stereotype ideal they have of the screeching Christian who thinks trannies are a satanic cult. They don’t understand that this isn’t the 1980s and to the normal person they’re not badass or even scary, they’re embarrassing.
It’s the equivalent of boogie going “I am totally unbothered by the trolls. I am so unbothered by them, I’m gonna pretend to abuse my dog and child-wife in vlogs to play into their accusations. It’s all a clever ruse, you see.”

 

[FinnSven]

I'm pretty sure it was the hyperinflation and terrible economy that made NSDAP appealing to the average Hans, not moral outrage about prostitution (which is legal in Germany now) or gay clubs (ditto) or even trannies.

Hyperinflation and economic woes were certainly major factors.

The over the top sleaze and creepy activities certainly helped a section of German society to accept Hitler and the NSDAP as agents for morality and change.

The prostitution which is legal now doesn’t include selling underage girls.
Maybe most of the “mother and daughter” sellers of sex in 1920s Berlin were not actually mother and daughter, but the “daughters” were certainly underage girls.
Maybe the average kraut wasn’t THAT bothered by poofs and gay clubs or men in dresses, but as now, most people are disturbed by and object to child prostitution.

Troons have successfully navigated the LGB's rhetoric against them and the LGB's cant react without being attacked from the right. Troons do the same with feminism in order to press-gang liberal feminists to defend a troon's inalienable right to act like bimbo caricatures from fetish porn.

That makes sense.
My limited experience of the Gay activist groups has always indicated that there are a lot of internal politics.
A single group with an agenda and a specific ability to use oppression points was well placed to take power.

 

[bouquetnine]

I think the fact that you could wallpaper your house in banknotes and it was like 5 million marks for a loaf of bread had more to do with the nazis rise than fruity gay clubs, which the Germans have always dug, and got right back into as soon as the war cleared up.

Economy is always most important.
Only when the main parties are too similar in terms of their economic approach, such as now, in a lot of places, do things come down to these kinds of issues.

Yeah I was gonna say... I'm pretty sure it was the hyperinflation and terrible economy that made NSDAP appealing to the average Hans, not moral outrage about prostitution (which is legal in Germany now) or gay clubs (ditto) or even trannies.

There were a dozen parties offering to fix the economy. Of course it was a big issue at the time. It wasn't only the NSDAP that cared about the economy. What made the NSDAP stand out among the rest was striking at the heart of the economic struggles, the source of violent agitators, and the agents that represented their dangerous neighbors in Moscow. They also stood up against the likes of Magnus Hirschfeld, whom was a pioneer in sex reassignment. NSDAP were famous for burning books. But what books did they burn?

Germany faced a huge demographic shift between 1930 and 1960. Not only did the war kill most of their strong young men, many more were intentionally genocided during the post-war occupation. The current state of Germany regarding gay and trans rights resembles the standards enforced on them in the 1930s that led them to rebel. But the rebels have been killed off so there's less people to object to it.

 

[PaulBearer]

Evrryone talking about Astrid when "Apollyon" is right next to it, see: "Abaddon", see: "Doom, Destruction, Destroyer"
They literally invite demons in. Why are they like this?

They probably don't believe in demons...like most non schizophrenics.

 

[Wodanaz]

They probably don't believe in demons...like most non schizophrenics.

when people tell you what they are, believe them
lilith

 

[Bluefeet]

This one's very interesting. She appears to be the sibling of a victim of a famous murder case in Australia. A case where most people thought the mother was possibly involved.

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Poster claims to be 17, so she would have been 12 in 2019.

She writes about having a crush on a 15 year old (!!). This is just one of them, there are others.

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It could be the case of Kiesha Weippeart. She was a six year old girl who was killed by her mother back in 2010. She had a three year old sister, Breanna, who was questioned by the police at the time. If it's her she would be 12 in 2019, and 17 now.

Really sad story, but if this is the one it makes perfect sense that people were calling the mother a narcissist.

 

[Geraldine]

Just-a-phase department.
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I suppose the commenter means this pic:
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So I did a little digging and found an earlier pic with a face.
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[Dr. Butt]

Poster claims to be 17, so she would have been 12 in 2019.

She writes about having a crush on a 15 year old (!!). This is just one of them, there are others.

A 2-year age difference isn't really a problem though. Also, don't say "ick", you sound like one of those tumblr girls who want to be offended that their favourite actor has a 5 years younger girlfriend even though they're both in their 30s.