Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Rekieta can't admit this, of course--especially not to himself--but the knowledge is there, and it must find expression; hence the reckless, obnoxious behaviors such as speeding tickets to the point of license suspension, self-incriminating livestreams full of delusional bullshit, and so on.

Don't forget getting a haircut that makes him look like a literal retard.

This is like the haircut an abusive parent gives their kid, to ensure he gets mocked and beaten up at school, as a sadistic punishment.

And he did this to himself.

Because despite as much mockery as he got before, people still viewed him as a human battling demons.

"No, Nick. You are the demons." And then Nick was a Balldo.

I guess it COULD technically be a coincidence. He did play several final fantasy games and there's a character called chaos there too. But that doesn't make it any less prescient since FF-Chaos is an actual demon with horns, wings, claws and a tail.

>teleports behind you
"nothing personnel kid"

Chaos the Edgehog

Man in his 40s. Daddy O'Five.

 

[RotPockets]

sloppy and shitty, but...

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I so badly want to paste Nick’s face over screen grabs from American History X

 

[Maraschino]

When I noticed Nick repeatedly trying to sucker people into private conversations, that was when I first started to have serious doubts about him, because this is a giant red flag of a manipulative sociopath. Any time you notice anyone doing this, a giant alarm should go off in your head.

It usually means you're being lied to.

Something I don't see brought up at all with regards to the Dear John stream that I noticed when I first listened to it during MATI was that Nick mentioned at one point that John "never asked" if any of the claims were true. His exact words upon rewatching are, "You know what he never asked me? 'Hey man, are these things true?'" It's weird for him to point it out, weird enough to suspect that that's part of what actually set him off.

In other words, Nick WANTED to try to have a "private conversation" with John but couldn't.

 

[polar bear]

He doesn't seem very happy to me. All he does is seethe and cope.

Look at your eyes.
They're lying to you. You are being lied to. You know nothing. You're a brainwashed Scandinavian incel prude. You never had a regretful broke-dick attempt at sex. You've never worn a balldo. You've never had a lot lizard girlfriend. You've never watched another cuck groping your wife. You've never been arrested for 26 grams of coke in your house, where your hungry children resided. You've never had a pug shitting in your bathroom. What the fuck do you know about being an alpha lawpope. Do you even own a vroom-vrooming mustang? No? That's what i thought

 

[Chibitzen]

I am actually surprised that Nick attempted to have a cult going... Nick you are so bad at this!
dont you know to have a cult going, you need to have at least 30 kg of coke ready to keep your devotees stoned out of their minds and obedient? you also needs strongmen to keep people from leaving the flock like Aaron did, gosh!!! fucking Nick, now go home and do it again

The cult leader shit is why I don't give much credence to the midlife crisis theory. Since when does a midlife crisis involve cultivating a Youtube harem following and swinging compounds? A sex dungeon might have been a real consideration if he was trying to court other couples to his compound. Think of it as a seal of authenticity in that community. Combine that with ample amounts of cocaine and he could attract a couple or two into his scheme.

Outside of being a complete retard, I suspect what held him back was not having access to substantial amounts of money earlier on and a captive audience. Waiting until any inheritance goes into full swing (pun not intended) would make the most sense in incentivizing the lifestyle he wants to lead. College underwear parties come to mind...

TLDR: His "midlife crisis" is a Qover

 

[Twinkletard]

The cult leader shit is why I don't give much credence to the midlife crisis theory. Since when does a midlife crisis involve cultivating a Youtube harem following and swinging compounds? A sex dungeon might have been a real consideration if he was trying to court other couples to his compound. Think of it as a seal of authenticity in that community. Combine that with ample amounts of cocaine and he could attract a couple or two into scheme.

Outside of being a complete retard, I suspect what held him back was not having access to substantial amounts of money earlier on and a captive audience. Waiting until any inheritance goes into full swing (pun not intended) would make the most sense im incentivizing the lifestyle he wants to lead. College underwear parties come to mind...

TLDR: His "midlife crisis" is a Qover

He was a disgusting coom-brained moron all along. He just figured out a way to flip his wife for some younger quim via turning her into a coke-addicted whore. I've seen plenty of mid-life crisis and this isn't one of them. He's just a weak-willed faggot retard who manipulated a couple of really stupid women.

 

[Strix454]

Speaking of Gosney, has he even said anything since the arrest?

The only thing I could find was this stream from June 8th where one of his guests (also named Nick) does a joke about Nick & drugs and Gosney makes a comment to the effect that his Nick is the only one still on the internet.

(add - It turns out that Gosney's Nik is a real Scandinavian incel prude from Scandinavia.)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Every day I’m grateful for my parents and grandparents ingraining in me to stand up straight and not slouch. Disgusting.

 

[Goatchoker]

I’d like the record to show that I had “agent of chaos” by my name since day 1 and fuck you Nick for making it seem lame.

You fucking blew it again.

I appreciate the morning imholte updates because I’m just waking up and care about coffee more than taking notes of the shit that slips out of his mouth. It’s alway interesting.

Also QOVER? Are you fucking kidding me? They all belong with each other.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Clearly it's proof of the conspiracy against ricky rackets the constitutional freedom fighter! He was going to be given Qover but the Deep State got there first and planted the cocaine and dirty kids!

Trust The Plan

 

[where's baldo]

I so badly want to paste Nick’s face over screen grabs from American History X

like this? https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18434123

 

[Nick Obre]

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I had the horrible thought of making one of those "ruler" memes with these faces, but if there's something be learned from the Rekieta saga, it's that there's depths of depravity that a man should know not to sink to.

I'm degenerate enough as it is to have had the thought (and you too, if you know what the fuck I'm talking about).

 

[变性黑鬼]

Well ladies and gentlemen! I finally finished it. I present to you, BALLDO ELYSIUM: COKE STREAM!
[Disclaimer: It uses AI voices]
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Higher quality video uploaded to Rumble.
I want to thank the Disco Elysium posters in this thread that inspired me to create this thing, @AnOminous , @Nobusuke Kishi and others that I forgot to bookmark. But specially to the one that made most of the script for this video (with some modifications and additions by me) previously on this thread, @The oxymoronic European.
Special mentions and thanks to @Admiral Throbnelius for giving me advice on how to upload this damned thing here and to @gorgoroth7134 for giving me feedback on the paintings.
If anyone wants a higher res version, please tell me where I can host this. Since I don't think a video that contains the word "nigger/ jews" and depictions of hanging will fly on YouTube.

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If it get's taken down from Rumble I will upload it to another place.
Edit: If anyone is wondering, the delay was caused due to my auartism getting the better of me and making me scrap the previous version to improve it. Oh and if anyone wants the portraits in a higher resolution just ask me since I drew them myself.

I'm grateful to be here on this planet to witness this amazing edit. Rekieta should play it on his show since he's such a good sport and would want you to make a million dollars!

 

[fatpikachu]

Still no bodycam footage? Damn.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I didn't see anyone else post it, so here
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Are we adding Roxo to his hadle some where?? Roxo the baldo clown who does cocane?

 

[Captain Manning]

Something I don't see brought up at all with regards to the Dear John stream that I noticed when I first listened to it during MATI was that Nick mentioned at one point that John "never asked" if any of the claims were true. His exact words upon rewatching are, "You know what he never asked me? 'Hey man, are these things true?'" It's weird for him to point it out, weird enough to suspect that that's part of what actually set him off.

In other words, Nick WANTED to try to have a "private conversation" with John but couldn't.

*Shrug*

I guess if I were still in contact with him between 2022 and 2024, he would have tried to gaslight me, or otherwise cow me into submission at some point. Just like he tried with @Kalea, Null, Perception Check, and others. It logically follows with what we know. I can say he tried it with me back in 2020 over the Ralph shit, and it didn't work then. He was mighty pissed it didn't work, and told me off.

However, I haven't talked to him since late 2020, so I don't know why the fuck he would think that was even remotely a possibly now. Especially years later. It sounds ridiculous. What did he expect me to do? Dig out old contact info, that might even be obsolete for all I know, contact him and ask for his side of the story in regards to various things, despite me not talking to him for years? And for what? So I could get something like the same lie he gave Null about him never being at Hedonism II, but IF he was, he wasn't participating in swinging?

That's so fucking retarded, I shouldn't even need to explain why. That's the mindset of somebody who thinks they can and do exert control over anybody they want. Even people who want nothing to do with him personally anymore. The mindset of a narcissistic and manipulative cult leader that more people now see him as.

Nick didn't have a truth to tell. He had a lie to sell. "His side of the story" is in absolute tatters now following Aaron spilling his guts, and the arrest. This has gone way beyond the Farms now. He has lost control of the narrative even among normies (OP subtitle: "End-stage career failure: the normies know."). I would say he needs a bigger broom, more balldoguards, or more hot water heaters to make shower calls, but I think a great deal of the damage is irreparable at this point. What he needs now, more than anything I would think, is a decent criminal defense attorney.

The only people susceptible to Nick's B.S. at this point are the dumbest of the dumb. I think you can find them congregating in Nick's Locals, and what remains of his Discord.

 

[Associate Rick]

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I'm betting Nicks time in Hedonism can be summed up like this.
"Christ Nick, what about Kayla?"
"Oh, she won't mind, we're not kissing"

I didn't see anyone else post it, so here
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I just wish Nick would be honest and put up the picture he really wants in his studio.

This is like the haircut an abusive parent gives their kid, to ensure he gets mocked and beaten up at school, as a sadistic punishment.

 

[datura_binge]

He has lost control of the narrative even among normies (OP subtitle: "End-stage career failure: the normies know."). I would say he needs a bigger broom, more balldoguards, or more hot water heaters to make shower calls, but I think a great deal of the damage is irreparable at this point. What he needs now, more than anything I would think, is a decent criminal defense attorney.

Imo it really makes no difference what happens in court to be honest. He will never come back from the fact that he was arrested for the coke at all. Even if he gets a slap on the wrist, the entire world knows he's a fornicating drug addled alcoholic cuck. It's not like he can take that back somehow. Nick starting his stream back and acting all normal is the most delusional thing I have seen in a while, because the audience from before he was an alcoholic is gone the only people left are simps and hate watchers.

 

[lota]

Still no bodycam footage? Damn.

Yeah I've had this thread pinned for 3 days scanning for the inevitable flurry of posts laughing at Mr. Balldo and recounting the trap house horrors that are inevitably going to be laid bare when it drops. I'd check 4chan but my browser updated to Manifest3.0 or whatever the bullshit Chrome anti ad block shit is and now the entire site is broken on my end. I'd say I'm finally free but I'm still in this place, so I guess it's more like "under new management".

 

[AnOminous]

I guess if I were still in contact with him between 2022 and 2024, he would have tried to gaslight me, or otherwise cow me into submission at some point. Just like he tried with @Kalea, Null, Perception Check, and others.

One of the more obvious public ones while he was finally entirely melting down would be SEEEEEEEEAN! SEEEEEEEEAN! SEEEEEEEAN!

He had lost it at that point so much he thought that was okay behavior for public, and not something to do in a gay shower call.

Nick didn't have a truth to tell. He had a lie to sell. "His side of the story" is in absolute tatters now following Aaron spilling his guts, and the arrest.

This is pure addict behavior. Just like they keep doing the same drug over and over again despite increasingly negative results, they'll pull out the same lie over and over again, because it worked in the past. So Nick will still trot out his idiotic "You know NOTHING" bullshit. No, fuck you, faggot, we know one whole hell of a lot.

He's like the junkie or degenerate gambler who promises you on Friday he'll pay you on Monday on some cockamamie story as to why he needs the money, like he doesn't remember he's done that ten times before and never paid up.

The first few times, you might buy it, maybe even a few more times, eventually you realize it's bullshit but you still pity the fool, but by a dozen or so times, it's GTFO faggot.