Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[HexFag]

Now that the thread has been featured, I can't wait for all the fresh new takes and mentally challenging philosophical insights

Enjoy 5 more pages of tax talk, child.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

if he wasn't a retard and banked his winnings

nobody in here is going to entertain this schizo-theory and waste their time on what-ifs and calculating hypotheticals.
the answer is ALWAYS !

get with the programme, RAT!

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Rate me hat but I literally cannot stand this nigger. He could win big and give the retarded crack ape act up for one fucking hour, deposit his life-changing winnings, and hand it over to his parents to manage. Instead he chooses to inevitably lose it all every fucking time. Then does this gay nigger-faggot routine where he cries on Discord or in his chat about how no one's helping him.

So what makes you dislike him?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Clips
"I want the 30 piece"
(25k to nill)
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20k double chuck (and more)
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Sheer insanity
Numbness to gamba
40k to nill and threats to depo the rest of his money.
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Crack-o-vision has some nice tongue action

Spoiler: Crack-o-vision

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Edit: the 25k and 40k felt have already been posted by @Nichlaos Gerson, treat this post more like a chronological summary, or just watch the crack-o-vision as that is the best part imo.

Bro wins 150000 then immediately losses it all bossman needs an intervention.

 

[postfeetpls]

All he had to do was immediately bank that 6 figure and continue the gamba sesh with his new sponsor money the next day
I don't even think he'd stop if he won a million.

He can't bank anything because he can't cash out his crypto. Only thing he can do is sell it in discord, which requires patience and accepting that he will be on a loss.

Bro wins 150000 then immediately losses it all bossman needs an intervention.

You don't know shit bro only thing the bossman needs is some crack and the occasional juicer

 

[Kyle Larson]

I'm here F5ing the thread and I can see the exact point the thread gets featured. Welcome, tourists, please make sure to announce you're new to the thread.

 

[Tiggletown]

He can't bank anything because he can't cash out his crypto. Only thing he can do is sell it in discord, which requires patience and accepting that he will be on a loss.

Why can't he cash out his crypto?

 

[Gooby]

Is anybody keeping track of how much money total he would have by this point if he wasn't a retard and banked his winnings?

None, because the kind of person to bank their winnings and never gamble has a 0% chance of going on win streaks like he does. There is no reward in gambling without risk, and BMJ isn't retarded enough to think otherwise.

 

[postfeetpls]

Why can't he cash out his crypto?

He can't register to any crypto exchange and he has a huge hole in his ID card (physical hole, there is a hole in it)

 

[Baldos Revenge]

None, because the kind of person to bank their winnings and never gamble has a 0% chance of going on win streaks like he does. There is no reward in gambling without risk, and BMJ isn't retarded enough to think otherwise.

I bought one scratch off ticket like a decade ago and won $500. never played another one because my brain functions like a normal person.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Bro wins 150000 then immediately losses it all bossman needs an intervention.

there's still just shy of 50k USDT left on his wallet ... the feature title is factually wrong. (hello tourists... looking forward to the very original, very insightful takes you brought with you)

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Every time Austin makes a move for LOTY, Rekieta drops another bomb.

We can’t win, bros…

Rekieta needs his own category. He's pretty close to surpassing CWC in terms of his behavior because he isn't severely autistic and unable to separate reality from fiction. Nick is very aware of his reality and purposefully chooses to ignore it. He is hogging the spotlight from people that are actually funny at this point.

At first I thought Nick was funny but it stopped being funny when he put his kids in danger, began neglecting them, and is speedrunning losing them entirely.

Austin fumbling six figures in under 24h is fucking hilarious and worthy of attention.

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

hard to follow thread because its busy but did anybody talk about his dopamide receptor yet?

 

[Summer Never Ends]

hard to follow thread because its busy but did anybody talk about his dopamide receptor yet?

once or twice

 

[30+GameOvers]

None, because the kind of person to bank their winnings and never gamble has a 0% chance of going on win streaks like he does. There is no reward in gambling without risk, and BMJ isn't retarded enough to think otherwise.

I'm curious how high we're riding right now. It will be funny to see how long it took him to reach something like 1 or 2 mil since he was first featured here

 

[Love Is Blue]

Now that the thread has been featured, I can't wait for all the fresh new takes and mentally challenging philosophical insights

bossman should save half of his winnings so he can pay taxes

 

[Fruttasecca]

This is his equivalent to the Holocaust.

Except this is real money dewd, he was the only person on stake who played with real money!

 

[postfeetpls]

I'm curious how high we're riding right now. It will be funny to see how long it took him to reach something like 1 or 2 mil since he was first featured here

Don't know about that but I think he wagered over 2mil in the first 24hours on Shuffle so...

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Every time Austin makes a move for LOTY, Rekieta drops another bomb.

We can’t win, bros…

Sektur drama is literally boring it’s 99% just them being fat, gay, and or drunk/high it doesn’t matter who it is.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Don't know about that but I think he wagered over 2mil in the first 24hours on Shuffle so...

Thought this said "weighed over 2mil" for a sec.