Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Schpoots]

It's a gossip site, buddy.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick, Kayla, just rope. Do the world and more importantly your kids a favor and rope.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Alot of you probably saw that our hero Animesuckscopeand/orsneed asked Nick the same question very casually if he would show the image again and critique it....absolute legend. LOL

 

[ChromaQuack]

I get I'm a Vulcan and hate humans and their emotions, but God damn the outrage tears make it hard to enjoy this drama.

Wow I wish I could be as cool as you buddy, do you have a joker portrait hung up on your room too? I really admire how much of a street wise white bread ass nigga you are.

 

[AnotherPleb]

The “m0lesting” copy paste incident is looking a lot worse now with everything coming out. I really really fucking hope nothing happened and it’s just some password he thought was funny… I’m trying not to jump to conclusions here, but I never thought one of the fucking KIDS would’ve tested positive for anything.

He's a full blown druggie. I would not put it past him at all.

Our expectations for Nick were low but HOLY FUCK!

He's taking that as a challenge.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I’d like to point out that based on family facebook pictures, the nine year old is the only one in the family with long, straight, swedish blonde hair. Even if it were April’s, hair color or bleach (her highlights are not natural) would be immediately obvious in testing.

Plus they have to take specific samples to make sure they don't distort the test results. All of this is heavily documented in a chain of custody that attorneys will have access to so it is very important it is done properly.

The possibility of a mixup like this happening is astronomically low. Nick is more likely to have his case thrown out on a warrant issue than this happening.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Legal Mindset’s stream is live. Link in quote.

-edit: episode will go as long as needed, Sean (Potentially Criminal) may be joining for a bit.

I respect Sean's decision to remain friends with Andrew.

But him saying that are both fighting the good fight, Sean please stop. Andrew is a snake, and I think you know this.

Andrew ONLY changed his mind after it was painfully obvious he either change his stance right then, or be forever in Barnes land.

"You were never Nick's friend"

Holy fuck do these dipshit retards (I hesitate to call them people at this point) think they are friends with the Rekeitas?

Why the fuck would anybody in Nick's audience want to be his "friend?" Look how well it worked out for John.

Perhaps Nick is such a piece of shit that even his new audience rotates in and out quickly enough that his current audience has no idea that Dear John stream even happened.

I guess Turkey Tom made his video a bit too early.
Maybe he can make a part 2?

Sure, and the accuracy and inclusion of all important information will be just as good as the first one.

 

[Pagan Min]

Nick's thread was locked for what, 30 minutes? And in that limited window he sent Null a message.

Nick not only reads the thread, he probably reads it obsessively.

Not only that, but Balldo-boy thought that the reason for the thread locking HAD to be because Null came to his senses & decided to sweep up for him... I mean, if there wasn't such a mountain of proof regarding Rackets' narcissism, this would be a glowing example that even Stevie Wonder could see...

Edited to add: So, now that we have some pretty concrete proof that Nicki Nightshade here still reads his thread religiously (hey, glad you're viewing SOMETHING religiously, Nick -- too bad it's not your supposed Christianity!), here's a challenge for Little Lord Balldo:

If the cops, CPS, & EVERYONE involved in this affair (the house raid, not the affair you were having with the Minnesota 6 blondie over there) is lying, then there's an easy way for you to prove it. Authorize the immediate release of the bodycam footage. Do it, Nick, you worthless faggot! Unless you're afraid the footage will actually show they AREN'T lying... C'mon, dipshit -- talk is cheap, so put some skin in the game & make that authorization!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

How many years old accounts with hardly any posts are going to come out of the woodwork to shit up this thread?

I get I'm a Vulcan and hate humans and their emotions,

Oh, you're autistic.

Surprised one of the older kids decided to try daddy's magic pixie powder while he lay asleep in his king sized bed covered in failed Youtuber's wives?

It was his youngest child. Quit muddying the waters asshole.

Edit: Second youngest child, regardless I maintain @TrueDeath is an asshole for muddying the waters by claiming the kid was one of the older ones. Kid was 9. It fucking says it in the other thread's title so there's no excuse for referring to them as older.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mnpubl...ing-positive-for-cocaine.193896/post-18629794

 

[FinnSven]

Wow I wish I could be as cool as you buddy, do you have a joker portrait hung up on your room too? I really admire how much of a street wise white bread ass nigga you are.

Joker? It probably is an actual Spock poster.

Or maybe William Shatner with his shirt off?

Anyway, yeah people like having Rekieta to feel morally superior over.

It’s not that people are entirely surprised that shit is this bad. It’s more that while it was occurring people were unconsciously hopeful that Nick and Kayla had at least sent the children to live with relatives or at least made arrangements while they were drinking, drugging and fucking strangers.

It’s more that people are disappointed in him so relish the chance to be angry at him.

 

[owed to joy]

I get I'm a Vulcan and hate humans and their emotions, but God damn the outrage tears make it hard to enjoy this drama. People waiting for the latest revelation to come out so they can get MORE ANGRY, like you didn't know this guy who's been in a cocaine stupor for 14 months maybe didn't remember to make his kids' breakfast? It's like a celebrity gets arrested for drunk driving, and okay that's pretty bad, oh but wait it's just came out he was swerving over the lines?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK???? Oh wait a minute a new report, before he got pulled over for drunk driving HE WAS GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ZOMFG LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Yeah that's how that works dickhead. You thought him and his wife were drinking all day, doing lines of coke all night, banging any stranger who happened to walk by the house, but were also candidates for parents of year? Is that what you thought? Surprised they forgot to change the kids clothing on a 72 hour coke blitz to Oz and back? Shocked and appalled they missed meal time on frequent occasion while literally blacked out and laying over their bathroom counter? Surprised one of the older kids decided to try daddy's magic pixie powder while he lay asleep in his king sized bed covered in failed Youtuber's wives? Stop and fucking think for a half second about why drug addiction is a problem in the first place. Nick's been a horribly shitty father while his drug addiction has gone on, with only every other drug addict out there on Earth. Realize it now and get the angry emojis out of your system. He's a hard drug abusing, wife swapping, child ignoring degenerate. Yes, we know.

Rather than just posting how relatable you find Balldos situation, have you considered reading the thread? Shock is hardly the sentiment.

 

[Harm]

It was his youngest child. Quit muddying the waters asshole.

I thought it was his second-to-youngest, but still that's in lower half of his children when sorted by age.

I don't mean to question this Vulcan though. This guy sounds like a real badass and I can't end up on his bad side.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Funniest part is that Nick apparently thought the thread was locked for his sake. For damage control

if he really thought that he must have been high as shit cause I don't know how you'd reach that conclusion from the last post in the thread before it was temporarily locked.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's thread was locked for what, 30 minutes? And in that limited window he sent Null a message.

Nick not only reads the thread, he probably reads it obsessively.

Null initially gave the document a 60% chance of being authentic (per the professional opinion of his attorney Hardin, who is licensed in MN). He wanted to tread carefully. Which is totally understandable. Fakes happen. The Farms has been fooled before.

Then Nick does his "shower call" to Null.

Result? Whelp, this is 100% a real document. Unconfirmed tag removed.

Nick's narcissism and need to try to control people is something else again. I imagine it probably would have been verified eventually, but he gifted everybody the verification right before he made his triumphant return to YouTube/Rumble.

 

[CrunkLord420]

I will now review Nick's return stream.

While many of the points Nick made were in general valid, it ultimately leads to the conclusion that he shouldn't have streamed. He says all this stuff like he owes answers to nobody and it's retarded to talk about an ongoing case while simultaneously livestreaming and reading dono comments. He has a whole cope about how his stream is basically retarded crap and you're basically a fucking retard if you genuinely enjoy it. He's not a lawstreamer, he's not a whatever, he's basically an IRL/I2P/hottub streamer. He's been proverbially jerking himself off on camera for years and you just happen to enjoy watching. So what is the point of this return stream? He clearly was in a bad mood, he had nothing really to say other than angrily stating he has nothing to say.

I guess he just needs the money, but for such straight talking truth-teller he won't just come out and say: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY, MY LAWYER IS EXPENSIVE.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I thought it was his second-to-youngest, but still that's in lower half of his children when sorted by age.

I don't mean to question this Vulcan though. This guy sounds like a real badass and I can't end up on his bad side.

I was under the impression it was his "favorite" the one with behavior issues who thinks is "hilarious" per the highlights I've been reading through in the other thread who I thought was his youngest.

Edit:
I could very well be wrong though, I don't have all their names and birth orders committed to memory.

It was not. It was his second youngest child, the troublemaker/violent one in the past described as his favorite child. See this post.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The biggest mistake was identifying the document as real. He should have denied it without denying it. Atleast make anyone making a comment or video on it put the word "allegedly" or "possibly" next to "coked up 9 year old" like that's the kind of shit that makes EVERYONE hate you.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is cutoff value the level below which means [medically or legally?] "no exposure," or "no confirmed exposure," or "confirmed but incidental" - or something else? And above the cutoff is definite (or likely?) exposure beyond random incidental, or confirmation of ingestion? Or?

My understanding is that the cut-off value is the threshold where values above are considered a positive test, and if the test result is above zero but below the cut-off value, it's still considered a negative test.

coked up 9 year old

8.

She was 8 when she was removed from the home.

It was his youngest child. Quit muddying the waters asshole.

It was not. It was his second youngest child, the troublemaker/violent one in the past described as his favorite child. See this post.

How many years old accounts with hardly any posts are going to come out of the woodwork to shit up this thread?

About 5000.

... Wait. Sorry, I'm misreading numbers here. I accidentally read off Nick's daughter's drug test result.

 

[anionfarflung]

Also are the kids with the grandparents or in foster care?

Unclear. As someone pointed out, Kayla's family used to be foster parents, so that makes the most sense (that they are with the Slettas). Nick and Kayla used to foster as well I seem to remember (just a btw).

On the other hand, did everyone notice that Nick's dad Bob was present for the CPS hearing and testified?

There is a god-damned reason that only the youngest daughter was found with cocaine in the system.

Second youngest.

I thought it was the 6 year old that was the "favorite"

Me too. As someone pointed out, she was six at the time he said that. There was a younger/est daughter.

Their grandparents (kayla's parents) did foster several children and are/were licensed foster parents... I dont know if the license expires in MN. They very well could be with them.

Right, the Slettas. Not sure if that was before or after Kayla's mom remarried. I'm thinking after.

Whatever anyone thinks of Metatron, he has always been a knowledgeable guy who tries to avoid drama and being cancelled.

I loooooove Metron. If, for no other reason, he's an Italian who knows how to correctly pronounce Classical Latin and doesn't let national pride get in the way of that.
He's a big dork, but a lovable dork, and he puts dumbass Afro-centrists in their place.

I'm really starting to think the reason Dax is ACK ACK ACK-ing so hard on Xitter is because due to CPS being involved he's going to miss out on something he was promised.

Dax offered to let Nick spin the straw of the drama with the Lolsuit into gold, in return for a dear price.

Going up the family tree, I wonder if Nick was a favorite child, especially given the context of his sister living in South America. The scapegoat children often try to put a lot of distance between themselves and their family.

I can say that his older sister was very homely as a child, and I see more praise of Nick's accomplishments from Bob and Celeste than I do of her.

 

[HamburgerPatty]

Come on Nick, stream for us ffs. I want to hear the cope and sneed.

Boy (me from the past), I was not disappointed. I mean I expected denial, deceit and delusion, but to such an extent?