Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

I unironically love that Kino Casino music video over Nick Rekieta by lipstick Larry



Also: AI Art for all of the balldowashers!

suffer, rage twig

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

PPP: “He might just put a gun in his mouth, pull the trigger and end it all, and I’d support that decision.”

 

[anionfarflung]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS NECK!!!???

I'm 6'4" and have been skinny most of my life, so I can sympathize with the pencil-neck thing. The straps at the shoulders also make it look thinner.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Not only that, but Balldo-boy thought that the reason for the thread locking HAD to be because Null came to his senses & decided to sweep up for him... I mean, if there wasn't such a mountain of proof regarding Rackets' narcissism, this would be a glowing example that even Stevie Wonder could see...

Edited to add: So, now that we have some pretty concrete proof that Nicki Nightshade here still reads his thread religiously (hey, glad you're viewing SOMETHING religiously, Nick -- too bad it's not your supposed Christianity!), here's a challenge for Little Lord Balldo:

If the cops, CPS, & EVERYONE involved in this affair (the house raid, not the affair you were having with the Minnesota 6 blondie over there) is lying, then there's an easy way for you to prove it. Authorize the immediate release of the bodycam footage. Do it, Nick, you worthless faggot! Unless you're afraid the footage will actually show they AREN'T lying... C'mon, dipshit -- talk is cheap, so put some skin in the game & make that authorization!

Based on my earlier speculation about Nick being a favorite child and his sister being a scapegoat, I hope Bob and Celeste do not currently have custody of the kids.

The sister is much older and may be from a previous marriage or infidelity by the father.

Not to sound like an Andrew defender here but I don't ever recall him really being on Nick's side or Barnes side. He was neutral at first saying we don't know what really happened but it looked bad for Nick. That was before the initial documents dropped. Then Barnes did that retarded constitutional video and Andrew commented on it saying that it made sense on it's face, but all that was before the search warrant dropped. As soon as that search warrant dropped, Andrew was not on Barnes side and said Nick was doomed without saying it. Through this whole thing, even at the very start, all I saw was Andrew in his videos say that he used to be friends with Nick but had to distance himself because Nick was going off the rails behind the scenes and just wouldn't listen to subtle hints to get his shit together.

Did I miss a video or something? I keep seeing everybody shit on Andrew and I feel way out of the loop even though I have been following it from day 1...Or is this something related to whatever Andrew does outside of the Nick drama?

Agreed. He was also one of the first in lawtube to distance himself from Nick at the beginning of his spiral.

He was the biggest attack dog for Nick during the first LawTube civil war. He tempered his enthusiasm as time went on, but he was vicious then.

He was far from the most reluctant to abandon the Nose.

Damn, Rekieta. Dude simply will not shut up. 'Climb down off the stool, Robin Williams'? Seriously? He's alienating his own support base rather than attempting to win them over. I haven't seen a self-immolation this complete since Chloe Segal.

He is trying to smoke out the RATS, BMJ-style.

I truly believe he is trying to smoke out the haters to leave only the most hardcore sycophants in his hug box.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I unironically love that Kino Casino music video over Nick Rekeita.



Also: AI Art for all of the balldowashers!

suffer, rage twig



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missed opportunity to make this a Norman Rockwell painting.

 

[Twinkletard]

He does have that look to him where things have really sunk in on how bad his life has become.

 

[anionfarflung]

'Climb down off the stool, Robin Williams'?

Not responding to you just for a pedantic correction, but because the difference is actually important.

In the context of "letting down" his fans, he said "Let yourself down off the stool ... etc"

It was his not-so-subtle play on words to say "kill yourself."

"Climb down" sounds safer.

 

[Twinkletard]

There is no way Nick will be able to stream in any of his prior formats. The only people watching him now are hate watchers.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He does have that look to him where things have really sunk in on how bad his life has become.

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He looks so happy to be alive.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

I guess he just needs the money

I think he craves the attention.

Dude has already gone way past far enough, so what line does he have that he is sticking to?

He wants YOU to come to the conclusion he wants you to come to, but leave enough room to say "I NEVER SAID THAT" *snort* *white powder explosion in the background*

He likely feels smart not-technically lying.

Also consider the effort of keeping the lies straight. This tactic could save him brainpower by reducing the number of outright lies. Maybe that's just my small brain talking.

Nick doesn't give a shit about the leeches. He cares about his IMAGE as an up and coming Standup Comic and to improve that he needs to STAND UP.

He sure isn't going to improve as a comic, so standing up is the best he can do.

Is this fat frog drawer always so smug and unfunny?

Yes.

As for Nick, dissolving his nose with hydrochloric acid would probably be a Mount Rushmore level achievement.

Seriously, dissolving nose and you went with Rushmore?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only way this could get any worse is if any of his children got sexually assaulted, child porn, or a family massacre. Sadly, all three of those are plausible and I dread the day I see that on the front page.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Why hasn't the faggot put up a show link for tonight? With how well last night's show went you would figure he would be chomping at the bit to get back out there! COME ON NICK! FIRE UP A STREAM! You're not a chicken are you?

IS BULLSHIT! I DID NAAAT GIVE MY DAUGHTER COKE! I DID NAAAAAAAT!

 

[Lemondale]

Yall dont get it. The real mastermind is the 9 year old, She made nick snort coke at gunpoint, it's her produced coke that she snorted. She's the mastermind of all this, nick is innocent.

 

[Chibitzen]

I'm currently working on a short video somebody here requested and I loved the idea, then after that, I will start working on the Balldolot finale (Pt 3). It's pretty much written already.

Would you mind linking me the stream? I will say there's not a whole lot I can do with him since I killed the character lol. But I think Nick dreaming about Aaron while sleeping or something could open up an opportunity to poke fun at him some more.

Here's the link

The little tidbits and jokes made at Nick's expense from those in the know are just glorious. Nick really is the same faggot in real life we got to know from this thread. I never saw his comedy as real comedy. Nick is a passive aggressive whinge who doesn't actually have a sense of humor, but learned to emulate one so he could mask his inner seethe. It's fine when it's targeted at other people, but he has to dismantle anything said his direction since in his mind, all jokes are weapons designed to seek and destroy. Last night showed his abuse of the comedy craft just perfectly.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Yall dont get it. The real mastermind is the 9 year old, She made nick snort coke at gunpoint, it's her produced coke that she snorted. She's the mastermind of all this, nick is innocent.

Naw fam, it was our nigga Eric July. He is the Lex Luther to our poor, innocent Nick Rekeita.

"That fuckin rich nigger business man is buying out the police to make them fake evidence by sprinkling coke in my children's hair!"~Nick Rekeita probably

Remember kiddos, being a nigger is a state of being, a mindset. There are white niggers, black niggers, and every other race-nigger.

July is my nigga.............Rekeita is a fucking filthy nigger.

 

[CoomerTine]

how meta would it be if Kyle Rittenhouse streamed his trial as payback for that shitty interview he gave Kyle

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Nice to see Craig isn't sweeping

I was wondering if he would since he's had Melonie Mac on quite a few times

He was sweeping just a few weeks ago and trying to move the conversation into "ah poor Nick just needs help and everyone deserves a second chance" crap.

And before that he was actively sweeping when Pepsi Man tried to press him via superchats.

 

[owed to joy]

Imagine it all ends with Schneider posting a short on Nick's YouTube channel after it's been seized in the lawsuit, months into Nick's prison term; "it was me who scanned the documents, fuckface."

 

[anionfarflung]

Yall dont get it. The real mastermind is the 9 year old, She made nick snort coke at gunpoint, it's her produced coke that she snorted. She's the mastermind of all this, nick is innocent.

Looking forward to the AudreyRose as criminal mastermind and master assassin meme really taking off.

 

[MadStan]

What the daughter is telling CPS is going to be so critical. What if his daughter says Nick was aware of her habitual use? is his lawyer going to treat his own daughter a hostile witness for the prosecution?

If I was a 9 year old and mum and dad had dozens of grams of coke all the time I’d probably be selling it for the extra pocket money.