Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

For some reason my imagination leads me to believe him shitting is akin to people in those apocalyptic shows or movies where they shit black liquid because I guess their diet is so terrible

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

is there an update from the guy building the wiki?

It's up and running here, but because there's about 3 of us actively writing it's slow going getting articles out. The big projects taking center stage right now are getting Boglim History written, articles for all the major characters, as well as some of the more notorious incidents. Contributions to the wiki are not necessary but they are greatly appreciated. That isn't E-begging, it's considered a transaction.

 

[underoo underarmour]

For some reason my imagination leads me to believe him shitting is akin to people in those apocalyptic shows or movies where they shit black liquid because I guess their diet is so terrible

Once he starts having GI bleeding that is exactly what will happen. Digested blood in stool is basically tar. Digested blood in vomit is coffee grounds.

 

[Smegward]

he lives in a trailer now. the metabogmosis into ricky from trailer park boys is almost complete.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Once he starts having GI bleeding that is exactly what will happen. Digested blood in stool is basically tar. Digested blood in vomit is coffee grounds.

Well atleast his shit will be goth as fuck doodt

 

[Grape Garden]

I knew a type 1 diabetic and he vomited coffee grounds once, skinniest MF I'd ever seen, but he was like oh man...I'm dizzy and just turned his head and out came coffee grounds, like sweet but rotten smelling. Literally was like a horror movie. I think we discussed this earlier, but Jort is too used to eating like shit that if he even changed his diet that's when his body will shut down. He's a human cockroach and will outlive us all at this point. Someone also mentioned it probably just goes straight through him. If anything I think abscessed teeth would be what actually gets him. I did notice in the steak making video his legs and feet looked purple, they are usually pasty white, not sure if it's just the greased up camera and lighting but his hands/face are ultra bloated.

 

[Shinkai]

I knew a type 1 diabetic and he vomited coffee grounds once, skinniest MF I'd ever seen, but he was like oh man...I'm dizzy and just turned his head and out came coffee grounds, like sweet but rotten smelling. Literally was like a horror movie. I think we discussed this earlier, but Jort is too used to eating like shit that if he even changed his diet that's when his body will shut down. He's a human cockroach and will outlive us all at this point. Someone also mentioned it probably just goes straight through him. If anything I think abscessed teeth would be what actually gets him. I did notice in the steak making video his legs and feet looked purple, they are usually pasty white, not sure if it's just the greased up camera and lighting but his hands/face are ultra bloated.
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I believe that's actually a bad sign of like internal bleeding / stomach ulcers

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Use wand on streetlight
Use Tactical Soap on self
Talk to hat
Use hat
Attack hat

I'd play it

Those Snake Bones intros always look like they'd be a comfy 16 bit masterpiece

 

[Muze]

E begging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9YY3Q33jMQ&ab_channel=KingCobraJFS ... Baby needs a bottle ... TWU

 

[bonified retard]

If anything I think abscessed teeth would be what actually gets him.

100%. All it takes is for the infection to spread into his bloodstream/heart to have a stroke, which would likely be a death sentence for him considering he lives alone. Plus, he's already susceptible to having a stroke due to his poor lifestyle. He literally checks all the boxes except for obesity (still working on that one).

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

How is he already in the negative didn't he just sell 800$ of sticks to even more retarded people?

 

[Your Landlord]

If anything I think abscessed teeth would be what actually gets him. I did notice in the steak making video his legs and feet looked purple, they are usually pasty white, not sure if it's just the greased up camera and lighting but his hands/face are ultra bloated.

Pancreatitis, tooth infections, and diabetes coming in nicely t00bz.
In all seriousness I'm shocked that his pancreas hasn't had any problems. That shit hurts, and I've known many alchies that died from it.

 

[curbside2]

How is he already in the negative didn't he just sell 800$ of sticks to even more retarded people?

When every meal is $50-$70 it adds up. That's a lot of extra bacon and cheese that money is going towards.

 

[bonified retard]

E begging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9YY3Q33jMQ&ab_channel=KingCobraJFS ... Baby needs a bottle ... TWU

So he needs $44.20 to buy booze for a drink combo, even though he already ordered the booze on doordash this morning when they were closed, and got a refund + $10 voucher.

Makes total sense Cobes, here's $1000!

How is he already in the negative didn't he just sell 800$ of sticks to even more retarded people?

He most likely hasnt recieved the etsy money yet. He went into the negative doordashing groceries for the steak. He said he couldn't afford booze because of it. I feel like it's been awhile since he's budget-fucked himself out of having booze, I'm sure he's panicking.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I feel like it's been awhile since he's budget-fucked himself out of having booze, I'm sure he's panicking.

It definitely has been a while, I'm sure that because the reddit is down and not many people have his new dox that there's been a lack of buddy troll deliveries of booze and delta 9 as well.

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

How is he already in the negative didn't he just sell 800$ of sticks to even more retarded people?

Confirmed, they are "sold out".

sauce: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CobraCraftWands

That or he removed them from the store to pretend he's selling them as hot items.

Who is buying these? Personally I would frame his earlier shit, but spray painted sticks? Nah. The mantis staff will probably be worth $1,000,000 when bogchad becomes ozzy-levels of famous. Right now? I would maybe pay $10 to take a dump on his bicycle.

Also how has nobody mentioned that he has extremely shaky hands, he's clearly withdrawing hard. I wonder if Cobes is trying to go sober, toobz.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Cobra cooks like how a dog would cook.

 

[Shinkai]

Who is buying these?

Retards

 

[ForTheHoard]

Confirmed, they are "sold out".
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sauce: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CobraCraftWands

That or he removed them from the store to pretend he's selling them as hot items.

Who is buying these? Personally I would frame his earlier shit, but spray painted sticks? Nah. The mantis staff will probably be worth $1,000,000 when bogchad becomes ozzy-levels of famous. Right now? I would maybe pay $10 to take a dump on his bicycle.

Also how has nobody mentioned that he has extremely shaky hands, he's clearly withdrawing hard. I wonder if Cobes is trying to go sober, toobz.

Everybody is trying to get in on the ground floor of the next curse.

 

[BallBuster II]

Cobra cooks like how a dog would cook.

I wonder what some of his food "hacks" would like if normal portions were used and the cooking was done by someone competent. I doubt they would taste any better, but if like instead of an entire container of hormel bacon bits, maybe just a small handful. Instead of 3/4 of a jar of Heinz brown gravy, maybe try using the juice and stock and make a little homemade gravy. Instead of an ENTIRE smoke salmon piece as a "garnish", maybe shave a few thin slices to use as a proper garnish. I am sure you could make the overall dishes look more appealing at least. Would be a fun experiment for someone.