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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Wait did we get "subject of the beholder" and "catch all 22" both in a 40 second clip? Two new Cobraisms in one tiny video TWU
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I am almost positive it is because his teeth hurt or something because a lot of videos, especially the recent steak one, he purposefully leaves it to cool. The only other thing I could think of would be that he doordashes food and then cooks after so he eats it later when he is hungry but even then that wouldn't happen this often. do we know if his drinks are chilled at all? if they are maybe it isn't the teeth.
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I wasn't sure what to expect with the steak, but to take it out of the pan and then let the damn thing get cold while he prepares the remainder of the monstrosity 
I'm currently holding two conflicting thoughts in my mind watching him cook and eat whatever the hell a rib eye covered in congealed fat covered in fish and bacon bits. Those thoughts are 1) I should cook a steak for dinner, and b) I may have lost my appetite for the next week.
I wonder if a Thermomix would actually be good for the boy. They tell you what to do step by step, they chop things for you, they're kind of idiot proof. He'd probably punch the screen with his rings and it would end up broken on top of Puff's empty enclosure.
I'm currently holding two conflicting thoughts in my mind watching him cook and eat whatever the hell a rib eye covered in congealed fat covered in fish and bacon bits. Those thoughts are 1) I should cook a steak for dinner, and b) I may have lost my appetite for the next week.
I wonder if a Thermomix would actually be good for the boy. They tell you what to do step by step, they chop things for you, they're kind of idiot proof. He'd probably punch the screen with his rings and it would end up broken on top of Puff's empty enclosure.
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Man that bowl of cedar mulch and dog shit looks delicious toobz
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Cobes is the fuckin GOAT dude. This type of entertainment cannot be had anywhere else. Just absolutely exquisid unintentional comedy. Some people might not get why a man cooking a steak is so funny but I’m over here howling wiping tears from my eyes I’m laughing so hard. I guess comedy, like the culinary arts, is as they say; “all up to the subject of the beholder of course”
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The part of the avgn episodes where he shits on the cartridge
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He makes foodhacks for content as opposed to being hungry. I doubt he even eats most of the abominations he makes. He's a cunning goth badboi and we knwo it.
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This is one of the most WTF meals I have ever seen?
What is this supposed to be anyway? Teletubby custard but for Boglims?
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Oh goodness no, Cobes' 'food hacks' trend towards no existing culinary milestone. No mere preconceived dish. How base. How utterly ingothic. How pedestrian. No, these are completely original gastric adventures of a purely ingrediential accumutory nature. Sickos need not apply.
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I was thinking the same thing, especially after his latest attempt at a steak. It started off as him leaving food on the counter overnight before consuming and has evolved to it having to be completely cooled in the fridge overnight. Really odd, you would think the cold would hurt his teeth just as much as heat if there are exposed nerves. Also, I noticed that he has started to shake randomly. Has this happened before? And why is Clint letting his son expire in front of our eyes like this?
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Fine Boglim Dining, TWU
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lol, at first I thought Ricky was in front of 14BC.
Yeah, it was still somewhat of a crappy place when he moved in but the new owners were massively renovating it, and a lot of the trashier tenants were being term-of-leased (lol) as they redid the units either through higher rent, or just plain nonrenewal. The renovated units don't look bad at all, they look like my first apartment when I started working full-time.
Like you said Cobra's building was the last one to be renovated, and I wouldn't be surprised if his unit was the last of the ones in the building left at that.
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“trying the steak” is like the ultimate encapsulation of why I continue to watch this regard.
Has a fork, uses nasty grime-covered fingers to eat instead. Has knife, rips steak with hands. Subtle shade at his own regarded compulsion to leave food hacks to congeal overnight. Lack of understanding as to why you don’t touch raw meat. Holding the fork like a mong at 7:34. The Ozzy cutout. The slovenly appearance that somehow gets worse over the course of 20 minutes. The poster of him being carried by Ozzy. “It’s easier just to DoorDash something, but there’s only so much you can do with fast food.” Not touching the Skittles mead. Inadvertently revealing he DoorDashes growshrees.
Absolutely exquizid.
Has a fork, uses nasty grime-covered fingers to eat instead. Has knife, rips steak with hands. Subtle shade at his own regarded compulsion to leave food hacks to congeal overnight. Lack of understanding as to why you don’t touch raw meat. Holding the fork like a mong at 7:34. The Ozzy cutout. The slovenly appearance that somehow gets worse over the course of 20 minutes. The poster of him being carried by Ozzy. “It’s easier just to DoorDash something, but there’s only so much you can do with fast food.” Not touching the Skittles mead. Inadvertently revealing he DoorDashes growshrees.
Absolutely exquizid.
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And to think he was worried about ruining the steak. I do always like to let my steak rest for 24 hours on my counter as well after I cooked it in fake butter and bacon flavored lard, those congealed flavors. I feel his content has been in a bit of a rut lately, but at least this is not another Baconator that "the DD app didn't let him put even more bacon on because it wasn't an option" food hack. He doesn't cook much mostly because he doesn't want to get his kitchen dirty he says, and I suppose the lesser of two evils is not cooking vs. letting the bog hag rage clean for him since I don't think he knows how to clean. He just has to throw up 400$ wands when the sheckles get tight, which it looked like they have been bought. I guess he gave up on the pants. I think the listing expired, I can't imagine who would have bought the 666$ pants with 100$ shipping.
NEXT DAY STEAK, lol it's almost like he can barely stomach it.
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It looks like powdered cinnabar for God's sake, how is that even possible?
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I wonder how long it's been since cobes had a solid healthy shit. Dude prob has shit water for years
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or it's so hard it's deer pellets
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This is an interesting point.
It's fascinating how poor diet can cause both diarrhea and constipation. Its different sides of the same wet wipe I guess. This can lead to the ultimate kiss of Poseidon, when liquid carries little buckshot pellets along for the ride. I call this splash effect "mud puddle meteors." His toilet probably looks like an apprentice builder was practicing stucco finishes while blindfolded.
If for some reason Cobes is having normal bowel movements his gut biome should be studied by science. Whatever bacteria is in there would probably die if he eat real food at this point.