James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,811 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,851
There seems to be a pattern here...
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Supposedly LadyEmily is involved with the FoldingDickskin video which I believe. Love when SJW BreadTuber types bitch about Fatphobia even though being a lardass is unhealthy and will bring people to an early grave only because "It just tastes SOOOO good guize!"
plus these soy beards look gross as fuck geez.
 
Why the fuck are breadtubers protective of James Rolfe yet act like Doug Walker literal Trump Hitler?
They're not exactly protective of AVGN. A lot of them hate him for refusing to tongue Ghostbusters 2016's anus.
He's also a fossil of the 00s "anything goes" era of youtube where lolbertarianism ruled the web. Commies hate lolberts for all the wrong reasons.

They just hate Doug more because he refused the struggle session his underlings tried to put him through, refused to go from center-left neoliberal to socialist progtard, and occasionally makes fun of their sacred cows instead of sticking to only mocking neo-cons and Christians. They will never forgive him for pointing out how much of a self-centered asshole Roger Waters is.

This soy faggot youtuber recently put out a hour long video about james, nothing to note but above it all criticism and crying about the cinemassacre truth and calling them "fatphobic misogynists"
This is the same soy faggot who made an hour-long seethe video about how Doug Walker mocking The Wall meant he didn't understand the political views of Roger Waters, calling Doug a moron (even though when Doug did the same to non-breadtube icons, they all applauded like seals because it's not misunderstanding/ignoring artistic intent that's wrong, it's laughing at the wrong people that's the true evil).

His soybeard cannot hide the complete lack of testosterone in his voice and body. Not to mention his absolute smug confidence in his 90IQ-but-I-swear-it's-actually-190-IQ-honest takes that all his kin have.
 
They're not exactly protective of AVGN. A lot of them hate him for refusing to tongue Ghostbusters 2016's anus.
He's also a fossil of the 00s "anything goes" era of youtube where lolbertarianism ruled the web. Commies hate lolberts for all the wrong reasons.

They just hate Doug more because he refused the struggle session his underlings tried to put him through, refused to go from center-left neoliberal to socialist progtard, and occasionally makes fun of their sacred cows instead of sticking to only mocking neo-cons and Christians. They will never forgive him for pointing out how much of a self-centered asshole Roger Waters is.


This is the same soy faggot who made an hour-long seethe video about how Doug Walker mocking The Wall meant he didn't understand the political views of Roger Waters, calling Doug a moron (even though when Doug did the same to non-breadtube icons, they all applauded like seals because it's not misunderstanding/ignoring artistic intent that's wrong, it's laughing at the wrong people that's the true evil).

His soybeard cannot hide the complete lack of testosterone in his voice and body. Not to mention his absolute smug confidence in his 90IQ-but-I-swear-it's-actually-190-IQ-honest takes that all his kin have.
I also do believe that some ire for Doug was him trying to cover for one of his coworkers Jewario. There was the change the channel movement where a lot of members of channel awesome left.
 
I also do believe that some ire for Doug was him trying to cover for one of his coworkers Jewario.
All of them covered for it.
Doug covered it because he knew it would tarnish his brand and be a PR nightmare, specially after they (Channel Awesome) all made videos saying he was the most wholesome Jew who ever lived.
The "Change the Channel" collective covered it because JewWario was as much as a proggie tard as they were, and not a good look for their taste in friends. It's why they wouldn't name the Jew in their PDF. We only found out who it was when Doug intentionally let it slip.
 
I also do believe that some ire for Doug was him trying to cover for one of his coworkers Jewario.
Doug covered it because he knew it would tarnish his brand and be a PR nightmare
Years later, there's now more evidence of women of channel awesome and at most Rob Walker were there ones who covered up Jewwario crimes. Not Doug Walker. One of the reasons why Lindsay Ellis was smart enough to cut all ties with Marzgurl and obscurus Lupa after change the channel backfired. I personally have a feeling Linkara will be exposed as a creep online some day. He also simp for many activist
cunts online including Marzgurl yet she and all of them don’t wants nothing to do with him.
 
This soy faggot youtuber recently put out a hour long video about james, nothing to note but above it all criticism and crying about the cinemassacre truth and calling them "fatphobic misogynists"
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Yeah, he was definitely browsing here when the book came out and we were highlighting the mismanagement of funds like James insisting on shooting in California and that time he insisted on shooting at a real water plant where that set could have easily been created literally anywhere.

Dan Olson, also known by his pseudonym Folding Ideas, is a pseudo-intellectual hipster SJW who makes unintelligible word-salads he calls videos. In addition to the spergery he vomits out on YouTube and Twitter, he also is guilty of possession of child pornography as per Canadian law (the land where he resides).
Not trying to defend the lolcow because I find his takes cringe as well. But the CP he had was hentai. It was not actual CP. Still creepy as fuck but context matters. I'm just saying.

Absolutely awful video. Watched it on 1.25 times speed and it was still a struggle.

There's no content there, everything could be summarized in 15 minutes. And at the end, the guy spits on the plate he ate by shitting on TCT. Just like what everyone does with kiwifarms. They use us as a source just to drop a "transphobic" as a "thank you".

He does start whining about Cinemassacre Truth but -let's be fair- that is a massively cringe subreddit that sees James as a scorned ex friend. And it's a general exhibition of psychotic Redditor behavior. I'm legit surprised the subreddit wasn't nuked but I guess no one was caught raping someone yet?

Best part of the video is where he recreates the ghetto camera rig James uses where he screwed two random pieces of wood to secure the camera mount.
 
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He does start whining about Cinemassacre Truth but -let's be fair- that is a massively cringe subreddit that sees James as a scorned ex friend
No, it's absolutely not fair.

TCT does all the heavy lifting, they're basically the only ones around archiving and investigating Cinemassacre. If it were not for the retards at TCT we would never get to see the "documentary" of James and his friends destroying the dorm for example.

It's just disingenuous to make a 1-hour video based on the research of a group of people and then just call them "put anything here"- phobic and essentially call them subhuman vermins.

Besides, what's even more ridiculous is that he implies James' videos were all trash all along and we just grew up and got tired of James' "juvenile machismo". whatever the fuck it means.
 
No, it's absolutely not fair.

TCT does all the heavy lifting, they're basically the only ones around archiving and investigating Cinemassacre. If it were not for the retards at TCT we would never get to see the "documentary" of James and his friends destroying the dorm for example.

It's just disingenuous to make a 1-hour video based on the research of a group of people and then just call them "put anything here"- phobic and essentially call them subhuman vermins.

Besides, what's even more ridiculous is that he implies James' videos were all trash all along and we just grew up and got tired of James' "juvenile machismo". whatever the fuck it means.
Say you're a Redditor without actually saying you're a Redditor.

Come on, man. That sub is fucking cringe and everyone knows that.
 
No, it's absolutely not fair.

TCT does all the heavy lifting, they're basically the only ones around archiving and investigating Cinemassacre. If it were not for the retards at TCT we would never get to see the "documentary" of James and his friends destroying the dorm for example.

It's just disingenuous to make a 1-hour video based on the research of a group of people and then just call them "put anything here"- phobic and essentially call them subhuman vermins.

Besides, what's even more ridiculous is that he implies James' videos were all trash all along and we just grew up and got tired of James' "juvenile machismo". whatever the fuck it means.
It is not disingenuous to use the scientific advancements and technology developed by Germany and Japan during WW2 even though they were boiling twins and raping Nanking. The source of information can be considered ignoble while simultaneously useful. Utility and morality/cringe are two separate attributes of things, people, communities, etc. It's performative liberals who refuse to listen to Michael Jackson because he allegedly diddled kids, while most normal people know that Thriller is a separate entity that can be celebrated regardless of what the artist who created it did or did not do.

Thus, a subreddit and its posters can be simultaneously a hovel for delusional basement-dwelling neckbeard cringelords and a source of intriguing investigation and information.

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On a separate note, I want to address all of the people commenting on the disgusting soybeard in this video. Yes, agreed, it is disgusting and it is one of the first things I noticed, particularly the part over his lip which threatens to enter his mouth at every word. But, you guys do realize that this was intentional, right? That this is some form of artistic statement, likely meant to underline the idea that he has been fascinated and obsessed with that camera rig as he states, perhaps with the whole Rolfe rabbit hole as he watches 52 hours of AVGN... right?

Not saying it's not stupid and on-the-nose. It almost rivals this pseudointellectual's attempt at "me so smart" delivery of basic concepts when it comes to cringy choices for vehicles of messaging. I may be wrong, but the judgments here seem to miss the point that his regular soybeard growing another soybeard on top is an "artistic choice" which I think makes it much funnier than it being just a regular destestable unkempt incel feature.
 
Say you're a Redditor without actually saying you're a Redditor.

Come on, man. That sub is fucking cringe and everyone knows that.
I agree on his take, and the only reddit i do is checking the cinemassacretruth and that's it, it's a lot of echoing the same memes over and over sure, but they were the one finding out about the plagiarism and such, i guess i'm too old to go "That site is bad, we are good".
 
I also do believe that some ire for Doug was him trying to cover for one of his coworkers Jewario. There was the change the channel movement where a lot of members of channel awesome left.
Dan was also at channel Awesome and was "let go" because he refused to shut the fuck about GamerGate even as CA told him to shut the fuck up about it.
 
Matei is Jean Marais to Rolfe's Jean Cocteau. Take takes a new meaning if you remember an old gossip about Mike having an unrequited gay crush on James.

It can work in reverse, as in Mike being Cocteau and James Marais, as Mike was the technical issues guy and James the guy in front of the camera.

More seriously, I've just refreshed my memory of Cinemassacre history and I think the reason why new episodes suck and take so long to make (aside from burnout, running out of ideas after 200+ episodes and old age) is that April was a priceless asset to James. They got together in 2006, before AVGN started, and she did everything behind the scenes as in making food for the crew and handling all the paperwork and financial issues. She did everything not filmmaking-related just so her husband could make the Dragon's Lair episode without distractions. The movie's boring administrative stuff was also her, and it seems she was there to sweep for James all the time. The 5:40 meme comes off to me as her getting desperate at James agreeing to just an half hour of additional takes asked by Screenwave, which would end at 5 hours of him being late to fatherly duties, because he's too much of a bro to say no. Since she couldn't make him remember that he pays Screenwave not the other way around, she made him abide by a strict schedule if only so his "friends" would stop taking advantage of him.
 
Years later, there's now more evidence of women of channel awesome and at most Rob Walker were there ones who covered up Jewwario crimes. Not Doug Walker. One of the reasons why Lindsay Ellis was smart enough to cut all ties with Marzgurl and obscurus Lupa after change the channel backfired. I personally have a feeling Linkara will be exposed as a creep online some day. He also simp for many activist
cunts online including Marzgurl yet she and all of them don’t wants nothing to do with him.
I thought Linkara was already known as a creep.

Plus weren't the stories about jewwario exaggerated or false?
 
It's performative liberals who refuse to listen to Michael Jackson because he allegedly diddled kids, while most normal people know that Thriller is a separate entity that can be celebrated regardless of what the artist who created it did or did not do.
How I handle all complaints about Jackson.
 
Plus weren't the stories about jewwario exaggerated or false?
Yes and no. Jewwario being a rapist is true, but the change the channel faggots muddy the waters by calling someone who already a rapist a pedophile because one of his cat girls identified as 15 when she was 21. The woman Jewwario sexually assaulted was Brad Jones' ex-wife when she was passed out. Who later got in trouble for grooming an underage girl on World of Warcraft years later. Jewwario was caught because he left his Pokémon plushie at the crime scene.
 
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