Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He moved to a state he hates for his wife.

He was already there.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I was making 20 second clip of all the times Rekieta looked at ceiling cat, but now I won't. I'd rather do anything than watch this child abusing faggot act smug.

He really is hard to watch. His old pre-2022 stuff I can at least go back to for researching something, and have it playing while I wait for something important to come up.

His new stuff is so unbearable to sit through. His fans really must have brain rot if they can sit through this and have fun. It's painful. There's zero coherent point to anything he says, and it's just random access, all over the place, and he can't speak clearly even when he's "sober."

It's almost as torturous as wearing a Balldo.

Libertarians won't be happy until the age of consent is abolished.

They won't be happy until there's literally zero government at all.

Such a thing requires everybody to be completely responsible, and as there would be zero laws, people would need to just follow a good moral and ethical structure that ensures the society can keep going.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

They won't be happy until there's literally zero government at all.

Ask then why they haven't moved to Somalia yet.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Rekieta gives off really bad vibes on his latest stream (the one Kino Casino covered last night). He sounds more like he's trying to preserve posthumous legacy than someone trying to preserve his own future.

Right now Nick's only viewership is people watching the train wreck. Nobody is watching to be enriched by Nick's great wisdom and pontification anymore. They are watching to see what that next horrifying thing will be. How much deeper will he dig the hole?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He was already there.

The area he currently lives in was not where he grew up. He moved closer to his in-laws.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Is there a cryptocurrency tied to the prison value of a cigarette? Someone should get on that.

"See, a new studio like I said. ... No, AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed, this channel has never been called Rekieta Law, it's always been Rekieta Vice."


My understanding of the CHIPS record is that:

• Everyone attended in person
• The foster parents are listed
• Robert Rekieta is Nick's father
• Robert is not listed
• Robert testified at the hearing

There is thread speculation (I have not seen anything but heresay) that Robert and his wife are licensed as as foster parents.

Hypothesis: Robert and his wife are the foster parents. Normally this would be hidden information; the foster parents are not listed by name. However, what court reporter would think to list Robert as also attending as a witness to hide that he is one of the foster parents?

Curious to hear what others think of this hypothesis. I think someone also suggested Robert & wife as the foster parents, but I didn't see the argument spelled out so explicitly.

Good spot. I think you might be right and it would line up with my theory that Nick had labeled Kayla’s family as the enemy camp and Kayla has probably been estranged from them for awhile.

Aaron also mentioned Nick’s parents had kept all the kids for an entire week during the qouver era. It would seem like Nick’s dad was in Minn a lot more these last few months. Once the nanny quit and Kayla’s family was cut off I could see Nick’s parents coming in to try and do damage control. I can’t imagine how much Nick whined about having to care for his own kids to parents, given he had to complain about it even to every random cop that pulled him over.

Someone needs to ask Aaron what he knows about the family situation. He seemed to be in contact with Kayla’s family after he left the qouver, but had contact with Nick’s family while he was in it. This would make sense given Nick wouldn’t allow any criticism of his coke and whores lifestyle, which I’m sure Kayla’s family is horrified by. Kayla’s family would probably view her as being in a coercive, abusive marriage at this point. Nick has had to sell his family on the girlfriend and drugs being ok or that it’s all misinformation.

Keeping the families apart and as opposing factions would be Nick’s best strategy to keep the coke and swinging party going. If Nick and Kayla’s parents would join forces Nick could be screwed. He might have his Dad convinced all this madness is due to Kayla’s prude family taking revenge due disapproval of his erotic lifestyle.

Maybe April is fucking Robert to keep things copacetic.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nothing pisses me off when z-celebs with no job skills like Nick, evs, amazing Lucas, & Zack (Richard C Myer) who rely on donations from fans for income tell fans to fuck off or not be concerned why the person they are giving their weeks paycheck to a streamer who hates them. Fuck any youtuber with that self righteous attitude, I seen Denny's or mcdonalds frycooks with more humility than these fucks.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Right now Nick's only viewership is people watching the train wreck. Nobody is watching to be enriched by Nick's great wisdom and pontification anymore. They are watching to see what that next horrifying thing will be. How much deeper will he dig the hole?

He's just trying to make himself look like a martyr against the government so when he gets out in a few years he can scam dumb boomers into thinking he was imprisoned for speaking out against corruption or whatever. I'm convinced he isn't trying to win the case or maintain his current base, just sowing the seeds for a new audience that will be too lazy to look into his past.

 

[anionfarflung]

They already have a house there, and they have the means to outfit it (or hell, buy and furnish one that has the space) for 5 kids?

Aside from the two in Nick's "possession," which house are you referring to. See down-post for possible confusion.

Metatron has always seemed like a secret dramawhore to me for some reason.

I think he does have a taste for it and he can't always resist it. I still love the guy, though.

There is thread speculation (I have not seen anything but heresay) that Robert and his wife are licensed as as foster parents.

My understanding is that Kayla's mother and either the old, new, or both husbands were foster parents. Kayla has a bunch of obviously adopted ethnic siblings. Kayla's mother is Sharilyn Marie (Roelofs) Sletta, formerly Woltjer.
Nick also claimed that he and Kayla fostered at some point, well before streaming.
Don't know when it comes to Nick's parents.

Are Nick's parents in state? For some reason I thought they were out of state and Kayla's were local.

Bob, at least, was in the state already at the time of arrest.

Kayla's parents are live in Minnesota and Nick's parents live in Florida, but I have NO DOUBT that trust fund daddy came running when he found out Nick had been arrested.

I have seen a picture of Robert and wife in front of a house with snow on the lawn ITT.

I shared a photo of Bob and Celeste Rekieta that I originally thought might be their summer home, but when I examined the posts further Celeste mentioned the frozen hockey lake park that "this house" was on and it sounded more like AirBnB to me then. They certainly USED TO live in the area, but I don't know if they maintain two residences.

Sorry if I caused confusion.

But, again, Bob at least (and I would reckon Celeste as well) were in Minnesota for SOME reason BEFORE the arrest went down.

Update:

That was a little too far back, but for some reason I know Bob was mentioned as being in town like the very day before the arrest. Can't remember where I got that knowledge though.

 

[mailfrawd]

Not all Libertarians are pedophiles, but all pedophiles are libertarian.

I know several libertarians and I wouldn't trust any of them around children. Just sayin'.

 

[Isle of Iona]

Apologies if this has been brought up before, but I found an affidavit from Aaron from Oct. 2023 where he failed to show up to a hearing and blamed it in his three roommates. Either he is weirdly referring to his three children as roommates, or maybe the polycule possibly started earlier?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I know several libertarians and I wouldn't trust any of them around children. Just sayin'.

Rge, Nick, Dax....almost every single one. Or they make weird debates about the age of consent.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

EVS clearly lying this whole time and omitting details in this. That Julio guy brought up ceiling cats, lmao. How mainstream is all this Nick stuff getting?

I'm starting to think that @FROG is unintentionally one of Nick's greatest alogs. The night after Nick goes on stream and begs people to not defend him online EVS goes on a large platform and makes stupid jokes about children doing cocaine. The only thing that can serve to do is rile up other alogs making them want to with Nick (and himself) more.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

They won't be happy until there's literally zero government at all.

While my statement was a tad hyperbolic, I think there is a very large contingent (enough to make me seriously rethink my views over the past few years) of "Libertarians" who are solely in it to legalize their fetishes and drug use.

Libertarians prioritize maximum individual freedom. Any check on individual freedom is assumed by default in the face of all logic to be an over reach. Just look at the retarded way Barnes is acting. The end state of the Libertarian "Utopia" is rampant degeneracy, hedonistic pleasure, and pedophilia.

Because if everyone "consents" who the fuck cares, right? And if the government swoops in to claim that one party can't consent by nature of them being addicted to the drug or a CHILD, it's presumed over reach.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He was already there.

The area he currently lives in was not where he grew up. He moved closer to his in-laws.

I am mobilefagging, but if you see the OP under 'Early Life and Dox' there is a video under the forst spoiler called 'Plan Change with Marriage' where Nick explains that the only reason he stayed in the sate was his wife.

He originally planned to go back to Texas, live with his sister and party in Grad School.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Procedure.
It’s not always the best idea to just send kids to a families house after being found in a drug den.

It takes steps to get there. I’m sure they are working behind the scenes to ensure that.

CPS will often place the kids elsewhere for a few days, until they get the lay of the land. But wherever possible they really do want the kids back with family. Either Grandma and Grandpa or Aunt and Uncle as quickly as they can "safely" manage. ("Safely manage" being something that not all County or State CPS division are particularly good at.)

The key things they really want are no unsupervised time with the problem parents. And the caretakers not permitting the parents to grab the kids and run out of state.

 

[Captain Manning]

While my statement was a tad hyperbolic, I think there is a very large contingent (enough to make me seriously rethink my views over the past few years) of "Libertarians" who are solely in it to legalize their fetishes and drug use.

Yes.

Null even once lamented on MATI that a great many lolbertarians eventually devolve into "okay, but what if the child consents?".

He is correct.

 

[Law]

Fuck any youtuber with that self righteous attitude, I seen Denny's or mcdonalds frycooks with more humility than these fucks.

Frying eggs and flipping burgers is honest work and you don't have an audience that constantly fluffs your ego.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I am mobilefagging, but if you see the OP under 'Early Life and Dox' there is a video under the forst spoiler called 'Plan Change with Marriage' where Nick explains that the only reason he stayed in the sate was his wife.

He originally planned to go back to Texas, live with his sister and party in Grad School.

No connection to the previous questions. Do you remember Nick mentioning watching Salo, or 100 Days of Sodom? I think we mentioned it in the thread like a month before the arrest and that in retrospect was a larger red flag then American Beauty.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Sorry if I caused confusion.

Nah, I thought I was being careful but I got at least two things off in my post. Glad you took the time to point them out!

I'll be more aggressive having the evidence up in the future.