Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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I think this new watermark is a stroke of genius, Dax is currently being contrarian on his xitter to read his thread, but after he's done balldo washing he will be back, to defend his Uber fan nick. The funniest part is having Dax defending your actions will only make you look worse, not that it's a difficult thing to do.
 
This nigger is so fucking retarded. Unless the search warrant is thrown out, there was 25 grams of cocaine and 8? ketamine pills they found in the search?

He's fucked regardless. I feel like any sane judge would be like, "Yeah, your kid tested positive for cocaine. That warrant was valid as fuck."

I'd be upset if I didn't know this retard wasn't just ragebaiting for attention.
 
I'm here for the long haul, I can't wait for the 'lost the barbie manion' arc.
He’s such a terminal attention whore that he’ll broadcast his decline into ostracisation and misery rather than just consolidating his current assets into a decent quiet life.

Might not be lolcow of the year 2024, but he’ll have his day.
 
To add onto the things currently pissing off Dax Herrera, Eric July’s newest comic launched it’s preorder campaign today.
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And seems like there’s a pretty good amount of people interested.
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@KateHikes looks at my super long post, says "hmmm, nope" and clicks "disagree," and refuses to elaborate.

That actually fucked with my head a bit. That's really funny. Funnier than anything Juju is capable of.

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@genericwhitemale know anything about this audio? Is Jesse trying to pull gay ops?
Hey Juju, you're actually fat. I'm not joking or teasing you here. I think you may have some sort of body dysmorphia.

You also have evidence dysmorphia, if you think the cops "can't prove Nick was doing drugs." Years of coke and cuckoldry have really done a number on your brain, and you weren't very bright a decade ago.
 
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Is it possible to have the wordmark run diagonally across posts? Would make it more difficult to Photoshop out, as well as prevent it from being masked directly under a line of text.
once he starts screencapping posts without the watermark again I'll go ahead and fuck with it some more. the game is to make him take longer to fix it than it takes me to change it.
 
once he starts screencapping posts without the watermark again I'll go ahead and fuck with it some more. the game is to make him take longer to fix it than it takes me to change it.
Is there a way to make it a header and a signature for every post without doing it voluntarily? Maybe the whole "Dax Herrera also known as Dick Masterson. as Juju the Cow..."

Edit: dumb, he would just crop it, but it would show how he hates to do it anyway.
 
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once he starts screencapping posts without the watermark again I'll go ahead and fuck with it some more. the game is to make him take longer to fix it than it takes me to change it.

Is there any way to add in the user ID of those viewing instead of the thread ID? That way he has to self expose his accounts/people sending him shit?
 
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