Pests have been making fake Craigslist ads telling people that Pat's lawn chairs are free to take. (But there is an alternative theory that the pigman himself has been pulling some gay ops.)
That is yet to be determined, BUT pests did find his AirBNB page, and there were some lulzworthy reviews on there (such as Pat no-childing some Shaniqua over her 3-star review). Sadly, Bitchtitslinson eventually took it down.
No child, he did not, BUT he did pull a gay op by claiming that someone tried to hit his Rustang and driveway with a paint can. However, all evidence points to Fatty Fatlinson himself being the culprit.