Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I've been off the site for most of this and last year, did anything actually funny happen to Fatpat or is it just continued fat threats, childing (while being fat) and general porkery? Like, did he lose his house, get arrested, did Nicky leave him, did the rascals come up with something epic again? Did he pay Quasi?
Fatty is currently embroiled in a lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police Department, namely one Lyndon Johnson – a melanin-rich individual that paid frequent visits to the half-hovel under the guise of "wellness checks" to gas up Nikki.
 
Did you miss the cancer chairs?
I guess I did. What happened? I skimmed through a few pages and saw that some organisation got tricked into stealing his lawn chairs or something, but he got them back? Being proud instead of actually donating them or something?
Fatty is currently embroiled in a lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police Department, namely one Lyndon Johnson – a melanin-rich individual that paid frequent visits to the half-hovel under the guise of "wellness checks" to gas up Nikki.
That does sound fun. How close is he to losing the half-hovel? Did he lose his fourbanger Shitstang? Speaking of which, has Porque Wheeler graced us with some new info on how to get your cool muscle car ready to drive your wife's boyfriend through town?
 
I skimmed through a few pages and saw that some organisation got tricked into stealing his lawn chairs or something, but he got them back?
Pests have been making fake Craigslist ads telling people that Pat's lawn chairs are free to take. (But there is an alternative theory that the pigman himself has been pulling some gay ops.)

How close is he to losing the half-hovel?
That is yet to be determined, BUT pests did find his AirBNB page, and there were some lulzworthy reviews on there (such as Pat no-childing some Shaniqua over her 3-star review). Sadly, Bitchtitslinson eventually took it down.
Did he lose his fourbanger Shitstang? Speaking of which, has Porque Wheeler graced us with some new info on how to get your cool muscle car ready to drive your wife's boyfriend through town?
No child, he did not, BUT he did pull a gay op by claiming that someone tried to hit his Rustang and driveway with a paint can. However, all evidence points to Fatty Fatlinson himself being the culprit.
 
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Pests have been making fake Craigslist ads telling people that Pat's lawn chairs are free to take. (But there is an alternative theory that the pigman himself has been pulling some gay ops.)


That is yet to be determined, BUT pests did find his AirBNB page, and there were some lulzworthy reviews on there (such as Pat no-childing some Shaniqua over her 3-star review). Sadly, Bitchtitslinson eventually took it down.

No child, he did not, BUT he did pull a gay op by claiming that someone tried to hit his Rustang and driveway with a paint can. However, all evidence points to Fatty Fatlinson himself being the culprit.
So Fatirck doing some grease-ops, nice. Looks like I gotta scroll back a bit more through the highlights.
 
Realistically, Pat's only chance for LOTY at this point is if he has an RNC/Election Night spazout and gets into a self-defense situation at a crowd of Trump voters/people he believes to be Trump voters.

"No child, you're a threat to our democracy. The Founding Fathers were all racist slaveowners but they mentioned something about the Peperoni of Liberty having to be watered with the blood of people who vote for a different candidate."
 
Patposting from a /v/ warframe thread, came out of nowhere and had me dying.

Spoilers for the new warframe expansion if you care. For reference, the warframe in the picture (the black thing with green lights on its face) is named "Stalker" in-game.

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So......the pig is now explicitly threatening literal fucking babies with prison
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Cant exactly say im shocked at this point...

EDIT: AND WE GOT ANNUDAH FAT-FINGER TYPHO FOR THE COLLECTION
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Defelct Fuckong Inwas Isbhow Theor Ymunkoke
 
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*mfw fat takes the same lazy ass fucking bait he has a thousand times already*


Ya know I am starting to legit worry the pig is killing my sense of humor. He is getting belly laughs out of me for the pettiest shit imaginable while other cows are mainlining cocaine into their children or having their deaths explicitly mourned by putin or pissing away 200k overnight in twitch gambling and getting nary a smirk out of me

Honestly I am just wondering how this will impact those unwittingly airBNBing his half hovel because it will just take one wrong word or badly timed laugh for him to decided its a stalker child and charge through the door shrieking about the gay porn assassins
 
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