Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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GayestFurryTrash said:
I'm just going to add here that I've known a few trans furries who had cow character's or liked udder/cow tf to deal with their gender dysphoria because they could pretend that their dick getting jerked off was actually their udder as the female cow being milked. And a few had that fetish as a cope before coming out as trans.

I'll take those stickers now.
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No doubt if Dick was born 10 years later and didn't base his entire online brand on "women bad" he would already have trooned out. He also said he imagines himself as the woman in porn, he gets pegged, he wants to be a female cow, he is a huge misogynist who hates women and thinks women are just sex objects and well he already has long hair. He has all the signs of a man about to troon out, he probably won't because he knows everyone would make fun of him but he is definitely AGP.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
No doubt if Dick was born 10 years later and didn't base his entire online brand on "women bad" he would already have trooned out. He also said he imagines himself as the woman in porn, he gets pegged, he wants to be a female cow, he is a huge misogynist who hates women and thinks women are just sex objects and well he already has long hair. He has all the signs of a man about to troon out, he probably won't because he knows everyone would make fun of him but he is definitely AGP.
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Juju Herrera absolutely sounds like a name a troon would pick. Come on Juju, be your true self! The hormones are magical and will definitely de-age you! Furrys and troons have big piles of money they'll give you too!
 
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Londo said:
Is there any way to add in the user ID of those viewing instead of the thread ID? That way he has to self expose his accounts/people sending him shit?
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Most if not all of the screencaps he posts have "kiwifarms.net" under usernames which only appears if you're not logged in.
 
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Gotta give him some small credit. Daxipad always knew he'd troon out, so he decided to never have children to avoid being one of those AGP troons who scars their children with midlife crisis transitioning.

Unfortunately, this singular ounce of goodness and foresight did not extend to Marie, his beard, for whom he only feels contempt.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
I went to school with Dad Herrera. One day while I was eating a poptart for breakfast, he came up to me and asked me if it was good. But before I could answer, he took it out of my hands. But instead of eating it, he proceeds to open a packet of mustard and empties its contents onto my pastry. Then, while it still has my spittle on it, he proceeds to eat it. Horrified onlookers watch as he devours my half eaten pastry drizzled in condiments before he says "Could've used some mayonnaise."
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Was this before he raped and killed a woman behind an Arby's? Because it's not true Dax raped and killed a woman behind an Arby's in 1990.
I don't know where the rumor that DAX RAPED AND KILLED A WOMAN IN 1990 started.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Has anyone ever seen him do a push-up? I think last time he tried a physical activity (bowling with Ralph) he broke his arm cause his bones are basically crumbling into dust.
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The semi-sentient sack of lard and guts called Dax Herrera sweated profusely while attempting to solve a children's puzzle. His excess of adipose tissue protruded through his ill-fitting shirt. It was very disrespectful.

The proof that he's never done a pushup in the past decade is that Daxipad still breathes, his heart would explode if he even tried. He can prove me wrong by doing 10x3 unweighted pushups live on stream and making sure it's with proper form (no bitchmade going down 2mms Daxipad, if your chin doesn't touch the floor it doesn't count), it's baby's first gym routine tier so surely such an Adonis should have no trouble.
 
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Dax, stop freaking out over posts and threatening to sue people. You’re a public figure and unlike most of us, your embarrassing moments are a spectacle that you have chosen to present to everyone. As a consequence a component of your life is people poking fun at your low moments whether you like it or not, either remove yourself from the internet or learn to live with it and maneuver through it with some fucking grace and poise.

More importantly you’ve made your nut off harassing people almost entirely because you want to or because you have the pathological sensitivities of a scorned mexican woman, you lose your right to cry and bitch on Twitter when the worm turns and people call you a gay retard.

Shave your head, you look like someone’s uncle after a hard life.
 
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Smithfield Ham said:
Dick being trans would be the biggest self-own in the universe. Every single insult he ever made about women would now apply to him.
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Nah, he'd just adopt Keffal's position that being a trans woman is about being BETTER than being a woman. That'll also be the title of his next book: Trans Women are Better Than Cis Women.

Checkmate Kiwifags!
 
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Lidl Drip said:
No doubt if Dick was born 10 years later and didn't base his entire online brand on "women bad" he would already have trooned out. He also said he imagines himself as the woman in porn, he gets pegged, he wants to be a female cow, he is a huge misogynist who hates women and thinks women are just sex objects and well he already has long hair. He has all the signs of a man about to troon out, he probably won't because he knows everyone would make fun of him but he is definitely AGP.
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He could always go full on 'Being trans is about being better than a woman' as Keffals did; and who knows if it becomes financially advantageous for him to troon, he might just troon or have Vito test the waters by trooning out first. He'd fit right in with the other groomers and pedos in the trans movement.
 
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I don't think he's getting out, this time. Until now, Cuties and simping were the worst that ever happened to him, and they were entirely self-inflicted Ls, one because he needed to stop being so horny, and the other because he could have laughed off the simp texts.

Now he's solidly in favor of child endangerment at the same time he's getting Johnny Law's attention with his potential felon stuntboy. If he thought PPP was bad, wait until he's screeching about incels at police when they come for Riley after the minisquatch inevitably skips bail. Imagine this dumb fucker getting interviewed by an actual Lawyer with a real job and everything.

Dare I say it?
Dare! Dare!
Contempt of Court?



This is why I finally had to register. I want front row seats when Eric McBlackguy takes the Barbie house in the settlement, and Daxipad has to find some way to fit all his shota magazines into his gay pickup.


Welcome to Dick, live on location behind the Ralph's in Chula Vista!
 
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The farms have once again been defeated by Dick Masterson's big brain. It was all for naught.

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