Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Well Null, if you ever want someone to make a way more annoying to hide version of the current watermark, I'd be happy to throw ideas/suggestions in. You can absolutely make this shit way more agonizing to hide or edit out.

By the way Dax, right now the watermark requires slightly above brain dead web knowledge to get rid of. If you promise to send me money, I'll tell you how to permanently hide it on all devices.

 

[Tablet County]

Is there any way to make the watermark appear diagonally to make it even more annoying for dax?

 

[theapropos]

and even if Libertarians weren't supposed to call the police, that would be a fucking stupid rule and they'd be right to ignore it. If your brain is so poisoned by ideology that you can't do basic, sensible human things anymore, you're the kind of person who should be mocked.

They believe in the sovereign citizen garbage now. You can ignore the police and live in your fsntasy land. They wont ignore you. Junkie balldo and pedo gang

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Is having the watermark at all in his thread causing daxiepad to jerk off?

pathetic.

 

[Coberald]

Is there any way to make the watermark appear diagonally to make it even more annoying for dax?

You can also do fun stuff like make it spin, fade in and out, flash, etc

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I feel like now it's just a fun game with the watermark. Its like when scientists give little puzzles to monkeys to test how smart they are. Kind of like that IQ test Mint took.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Dick really is an enigma. How you end up with a podcast, living in L.A., when you have no talent except playing the piano and yelling until you turn beet red. Maybe it was all that dick sucking he did at Burning Man. Suck the right faggot's cock and they'll make sure you get to live in a Barbie dream mansion and buddy around with waste of life degenerates like Riley and Vito. Dick could have been somebody at one point in time. I'm sure plenty of casting directors would have him on their list for ambiguous gay man in whatever commercial they were filming that day. Guess now the only way Daxi pad will be on the Hollywood walk of fame is when he posted up there living in a cardboard box begging for nickels in the gutter like a bum.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

I love that he thinks the government conspiracy schizo theory will convince people who don't have holes in their brains

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803927932475498619

 

[Still Exceptional]

I love that he thinks the government conspiracy schizo theory will convince people who don't have holes in their brains
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If they were trying to frame Nick they would make sure every kid popped positive so they can charge him with even more. Of course I don't expect Juju the faggot cow to have the cognitive capability to entertain such complex thought patterns.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Let’s see Dax deal with the new watermark.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So there's no way Dax isn't also on coke, right?

They believe in the sovereign citizen garbage now. You can ignore the police and live in your fsntasy land. They wont ignore you. Junkie balldo and pedo gang

Juju the cow moos out "AM I BEING DETAINED?????" and tries to explain that the articles of confederation mean he can spray his man milk all over passing cars.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Watermark is giving me Tianmen Square copypasta vibes

 

[Father Balldo]

Null is chimping out and destroying the readability of this thread and Dax is just ACK ACK ACK'ing.

Dax won.
Null felted.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Who do you think checks their thread more Dax or Rekieta?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Alright, now we're picking up speed in the sped arms race on watermarking.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

So there's no way Dax isn't also on coke, right?

He was when he was with Jamie, at least

("Coach" is a guy Dick Masterson refers to as his "Life Coach" btw, not Chef Red Pill.)

He also used to openly talk about coke on his show, using the secret code "crosswords". "Crosswords" became a widely used term among dickheads. There was apparently a lot of "crosswords" usage at the live shows. Wonder who provided it

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Let’s see Dax deal with the new watermark.

You only need an IQ of 124 or more to deal with it, so he has someone he can call to help him.

 

[genericwhitemale]

The farms have once again been defeated by Dick Masterson's big brain. It was all for naught.

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Bro is going to have to inspect element every single screenshot he takes to get 10 likes on twitter.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I love that he thinks the government conspiracy schizo theory will convince people who don't have holes in their brains
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dude is really going to die on this retarded hill huh. like how did he get to this point? does contrarianism really rot your brain to the point of complete detachment from reality? anyways i love the watermarks, 10/10.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

He was when he was with Jamie, at least
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("Coach" is a guy Dick Masterson refers to as his "Life Coach" btw, not Chef Red Pill.)

He also used to openly talk about coke on his show, using the secret code "crosswords". "Crosswords" became a widely used term among dickheads. There was apparently a lot of "crosswords" usage at the live shows. Wonder who provided it

and now it all clicks together. Dax is a crackhead, which explains all of this. Man, the Sektur is like the "bad crowd" from an Afterschool Special. You hang around them long enough and suddenly you're doing drugs, getting arrested and talking about how awesome Cuties is.