Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AngryAboutInternets]

Looks like Eddie's on a trip to Australia

 

[Collections Agent]

It's so funny to me that streaming is his only source of consistent income to pay back debts and stuff and he still constantly forgets to stream his gamba just because he's itching for it so bad he can't stop for even a second

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

Looks like Eddie's on a trip to Australia

Not so fast, rat

$11k withdraw

Edit: Couldn’t get a clip, but he just ran up another $10k on a slot, told his parents who told him not to gamble it, and then lost it all to the dice. Bossmansisyphus

 

[Ed Craven]

Shuffle has to be rigged in his favour, right?

Edit: never mind.

 

[Sneeds]

I’m surprised online casinos haven’t started doing 6:5 blackjack and triple zero roulette like IRL casinos

Triple zero is disgusting lmao

 

[DegenerativeSociety]

I’m surprised online casinos haven’t started doing 6:5 blackjack and triple zero roulette like IRL casinos
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Triple zero is disgusting lmao

this should be illegal

 

[Spodermon]

Edit: Couldn’t get a clip, but he just ran up another $10k on a slot, told his parents who told him not to gamble it, and then lost it all to the dice. Bossmansisyphus

That conclusion was a perfect, magical bossman moment...

1:30 goes into the analog plinko made of wood and soyfaces, 1:35 hits BIG and goes tell the parents, 1:36 ...into dice https://kick.com/video/1533ef45-eb2f-479b-9073-d2e775be5be0

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

That conclusion was a perfect, magical bossman moment...

1:30 goes into the analog plinko made of wood and soyfaces, 1:35 hits BIG and goes tell the parents, 1:36 ...into dice https://kick.com/video/1533ef45-eb2f-479b-9073-d2e775be5be0

Finally got it clipped

Big 1000x win

"Just one $1000 dice"

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Watching Bossmanjack reminds me of that joke on South Park about how Terrance and Phillip do the same joke over and over but it's still funny to the kids.

I never get tired of BMJ finding new and exciting ways to blow money.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Sorry if this is stupid, but where does he stream now? Isn't gamba banned on twitch?

Its not entirely banned. Some specific sites are like Stake, and for the ones that aren't specifically banned there's some rules like no affiliates etc. I've posted the rules in here before if you're interested you can search my posts

 

[toiletpump]

Watching Bossmanjack reminds me of that joke on South Park about how Terrance and Phillip do the same joke over and over but it's still funny to the kids.

I never get tired of BMJ finding new and exciting ways to blow money.

he gets so excited when he wins a little amount and then loses so much more. Its addicting waching him.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Watching Bossmanjack reminds me of that joke on South Park about how Terrance and Phillip do the same joke over and over but it's still funny to the kids.

I never get tired of BMJ finding new and exciting ways to blow money.

There's subtle variations each time, like different vintages of the same fine wine.

 

[mlanguishi]

I’m surprised online casinos haven’t started doing 6:5 blackjack and triple zero roulette like IRL casinos
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Triple zero is disgusting lmao

I didn't think they could even really call 6:5 'blackjack', just some variation of a 21 game. Maybe that's changed, but they shouldn't be able to anyway. It's bullshit. 3 0's is bullshit. If I go to Vegas and play any I'll probably go off strip, downtown still has ok games.

 

[Internet Wizard]

It's both amusing and heartbreaking how he'll sometimes get up to tell his family about a big win, and for them to not give a shit because they know it'll be gone 2 minutes later
BMJ's lack of any self awareness at ALL is one of a kind, even among cows. He's not (that much) of an internet degenerate, he's just continuously proving the Definition of Insanity stream after stream, with absolutely nothing in mind other than the taste of a big hit (and maybe some crack)

 

[N I G M O D E]

A Counter Strike electronic-sports cyber athlete decided to drop a LUL in chat after the boss got felted by dice

 

[toiletpump]

A Counter Strike electronic-sports cyber athlete decided to drop a LUL in chat after the boss got felted by dice

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what a rat

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Because the thought is "oh man, he won [seriously large amount], and then couldn't help himself and lost it all? If I won that money, I would cash out and stop immediately. I would be immune to the addiction at that point. Maybe I should try."

And also people hearing he's given inordinate amounts of money to gamble by the platforms despite being a retard. "They should give it to me, I'm not a retard like him!"

At this point I'm convinced Bossman is a far superior advertisement for gambling than even big streamers like Adin Ross or Trainwrecks. These guys usually cash out, and play with moderation, all while telling the audience that gambling is an addiction and they should not follow them. But while watching Bossman, there's a consistent intrusive thought that keeps coming up: "Dude...I could do it so much better than this guy, this is so easy, just cash out when you have profit lol".

Luckily for me, the first time I tried stake I lost a bunch of money fast and have never touched it since, but the advertisement still worked on me.

 

[Xenomorph]

Why are people getting so pissy more Kiwis are coming in to partake in this cavalcade of addiction?
I noticed some cow threads the posters can become quite the closed clique.
Don't get me wrong idiots just following what's new and being retarded in the thread but I see a lot of people get chided who are actually discussing the topic.
Cobra thread is the same way.
Either way Austin looks every bit of the rat he calls his haydurs.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

At this point I'm convinced Bossman is a far superior advertisement for gambling than even big streamers like Adin Ross or Trainwrecks. These guys usually cash out, and play with moderation, all while telling the audience that gambling is an addiction and they should not follow them. But while watching Bossman, there's a consistent intrusive thought that keeps coming up: "Dude...I could do it so much better than this guy, this is so easy, just cash out when you have profit lol".

Luckily for me, the first time I tried stake I lost a bunch of money fast and have never touched it since, but the advertisement still worked on me.

Factually accurate. Us responsible folks would be millionares given the same opportunity

 

[thebigdream]

All you retards ITT bragging about how you swore off gambling after being felted once don't realise you were one bet away from hitting the jackpot. It's just pathetic that you have such a loser's mentality. But don't worry, luck never really runs out. The gamba machine is still waiting for you, why not give it another try? After all, you're so much better (and more good looking) than the Bossman, how's about you give the roulettarooski a little spin, hot shot?