Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

*SNAP* Yep, this right here is going in my "aged like milk" collection!

To be fair to our friendly neighborhood knife-wielding troon, I said the same thing. Several of us did.

How wrong were we. This man does everything in his power to make himself a bigger piece of garbage.

 

[GenociderSyo]

So the kids will not be returned, so long as the Criminal Prosecution is in progress. Once that is over, I expect (hope) Rekieta will then come to terms to CPS. Since he has it in his head right now to fight the criminal charges, he can't by necessity comply with CPS demands.

CPS has about a 15 month time period to permanency. If he does not comply they won't wait forever.

 

[feral cat #6385]

IT WAS AARON ALL ALONG.

That gives me an idea.

Who's been messing up all Nick's streams?
It's been Aaron all along
(shot of Aaron spiking Nick's sweet tea)

Who's been pulling every single string?
It's been Aaron all along
(shot of Aaron swapping out Kayla's pills with hard drugs and laughing).

He's insidious
So perfidious
That you haven't even noticed
(shot of aaron on the phone cancelling Nick's auto insurance giving the camera a thumbs up)

And the pity is (the pity is)
Pity, pity, pity, pity
(Shot of aaron ripping up Nick's property tax bill.)

It's too late to fix anything
Now that everything has gone wrong
(shot of aaron pouring cocaine into a pot of spagheti o's with a "did I do that" expression)

Thanks to Aaron
Naughty Aaron
(shot of Aaron dressed as santa claus with a big santa sack full of guns hiding guns and throwing bullet's all over Nick's house)

It's been Aaron all along!
(shot of a concerned Aaron dressed as a priest talking to a police officer. when the officer isn't looking, he winks at the camera and smiles)

And I leaked the CPS Documents too!
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[Not Who You Think]

NICK NEEDS BREAKS DURING SEX DUE TO HIS HEAT ALLERGY:

Apparently, April told Aaron that Nick sometimes needs breaks in the middle of sex due to his heat allergy. Keanu is unconvinced that a heat allergy is the real reason, and Aaron agrees.

Not much else to be said, honestly. Keep in mind, Nick enjoys spending time in his hot tub and also went to Hedonism II in Jamaica where he also did drugs and allegedly couldn't perform sexually.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Since nobody bothered to do it yet, I made a thing.

Gentleman. "The Downfall". Final moments inside the Balldo Bunker.

https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2301529/rekieta

Brilliant, I was too lazy to put effort into doing this.
The HIV line got me good, well done

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Aaron needs to spill what those “uncomfortable questions about sex” were that Nick was asking him or stop fucking talking. Total cocktease death.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Aaron needs to spill what those “uncomfortable questions about sex” were that Nick was asking him or stop fucking talking. Total cocktease death.

It's nothing he hasn't said before. Those were the "what were you doing with Kayla?" questions.

Nick wanted to know every detail of what Aaron was doing with Kayla, which is why Nick spied on them and got angry when he thought they were having sexual contact in a way he didn't like. That seemed to factor into why Aaron left the qover.

Edit: I was looking into it when I discovered the clip I just posted about Nick's heat allergy, which was much more interesting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's nothing he hasn't said before. Those were the "what were you doing with Kayla?" questions.

Nick wanted to know every detail of what Aaron was doing with Kayla, which is why Nick spied on them and got angry when he thought they were having sexual contact in a way he didn't like. That seemed to factor into why Aaron left the qover.

Edit: I was looking into it when I discovered the clip I just posted about Nick's heat allergy, which was much more interesting.

Okay, thanks. It sounded like he was suggesting Nick asked Aaron to buttfuck him.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Aaron needs to spill what those “uncomfortable questions about sex” were that Nick was asking him or stop fucking talking. Total cocktease death.

What he eats to make his cum taste so sweet and how to do Kegels with his asshole to snap it back into shape after the bulls use it. I refuse to consider it had anything to do with hetrosexual sex. Nick and Aaron are obvious fags and Nick was grooming Aaron to fuck him and vice versa. Eventually Nick will be full on homosexual.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Another drop in subs on YT. The last drop was on the 15th with the one before on the 3rd. This says the triumphant return didn't go over as well he expected it would.
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That's gotta sting... when he read it in this thread. LOL. He's stuck in the Jim Sterling / idubbz trap. Posting videos just reminds people to unsubscribe from him.

I bet anything @MNPublicRecords, whoever they are, timed this.

If I read the time stamp right, they had the pdf queued up hours before Nick made his announcement. Could be lucky timing, could be a coincidence.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Has anyone notices Nick's head is more egg shaped as of late? Dude's cranium looks like Humpty Dumpty wearing a wig.

Are you thinking of impregnating his head?

I imagine it will be very similar to how that cheesedick trooper in the Karen Read trial was forced to read his terrible, terrible texts about Karen before the court.

Fucking cops, man. The worst. Unfortunately there are Nick Rekietas loose in the world, and someone has to write the traffic tickets and seize the cocaine.

Kayla is worthless, a limp, weak bag of chicken piss.

Chickens don’t even have a urethra, sir.

People speculating in here that Bob and Celeste might have the kids but does anyone know what’s going on there? We know Bob was in town within a few weeks of the cokestream. Guy was supposedly driving the kids eighty miles a day. He had to have seen the house. He had to have had some inkling of the degenerate polycule. Did it never occur to the man to send the Rekieta children on a trip with Grandma while he and whoever else (the in-laws? Fucking Drexel?) sat Nick down for an intervention?

Pure speculation and my contribution to the Fanfic Farms, but it doesn’t add up.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Not much else to be said, honestly. Keep in mind, Nick enjoys spending time in his hot tub and also went to Hedonism II in Jamaica where he also did drugs and allegedly couldn't perform sexually.

Also:

"The use of cocaine is associated with hyperthermia, which represents one of the most clinically relevant aspects in the drugs’ toxicity as the high body temperature can cause disseminated intravascular coagulation, rhabdomyolysis, and other multi-organ toxic events (‘heat infarct’) [89]. In fact, cocaine-induced hyperthermia potentiates the risk of user’s death at plasmatic concentrations 10–20 times lower than the average fatal level (~6 mg/L) [90]. Hyperactivity induced by cocaine leads to a further increase in body temperature; in addition to this, the vasoconstrictive effect of the drug also contributes to a generalised rise in the user’s body temperature, by limiting dermal blood flow and impairing heat dissipation [89,91,92]."

So... :^)

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Excellent work!

Archive: (not the best quality, but I wanted to try and save it here)

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My wife insisted she watch this with me after the German noise interrupted her French Revolution period series.

She chided me for the fact she understood more of the references than she ought to. Very well done @mindlessobserver

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I've seen a lot of people who want to just go by the ebidance, and they say the 9 year old just happened to get ahold of enough coke consistently to test positive for regular use. Well, I'd like to go by the ebidance of the coke being stored in a safe and restricted to the master bedroom, as far as we know from the legal documents. They didn't claim to find coke anywhere else. The ebidance suggests Nick or Kayla dosed their kid with cocaine for it's "medicinal benefits.". The cops never mentioned finding drugs all over. They would've nailed Nick for that. As far as we officially know, the drugs were concentrated in the master bedroom. Nick probably wouldn't just leave random amounts near the kids. He has a scale and a safe. He's locking that shit down and watching it lile a hawk.

 

[owed to joy]

NICK NEEDS BREAKS DURING SEX DUE TO HIS HEAT ALLERGY:

Apparently, April told Aaron that Nick sometimes needs breaks in the middle of sex due to his heat allergy. Keanu is unconvinced that a heat allergy is the real reason, and Aaron agrees.

Not much else to be said, honestly. Keep in mind, Nick enjoys spending time in his hot tub and also went to Hedonism II in Jamaica where he also did drugs and allegedly couldn't perform sexually.

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Lol bro can't stay hard, which is fairly understandable looking at the aged up trash he's fucking. But instead of quickly closing his eyes and getting back on the mule, he's gotta make up this bullshit. This is the level of honesty he's always led everyone to expect. I  could have passionate fulfilling sex and bring a woman to multiple orgasm for days on days consecutively... but my heat allergy .

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I love how when you think the Rekieta pictures some people use for their profile pictures are as deranged as it can get he does a new video with something they can make look even more deranged holy shit I can't wait to see how him sipping is topped.

Lowtax paid a tranny hooker to shit on a glass table while he jerked off underneath on his final months.

Fuck me, I'd off myself too if I engaged in this.

 

[Formica Sample]

I think this is the clip you're talking about, although I think it starts after the talk about the Rumble contract

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I wish I could pretend your 9-year-old didn't test positive for coke.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Lol bro can't stay hard, which is fairly understandable looking at the aged up trash he's fucking. But instead of quickly closing his eyes and getting back on the mule, he's gotta make up this bullshit. This is the level of honesty he's always led everyone to expect. I  could have passionate fulfilling sex and bring a woman to multiple orgasm for days on days consecutively... but my heat allergy .

Donl you even know who Nick Rekieta ia?

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

Since nobody bothered to do it yet, I made a thing.

Gentleman. "The Downfall". Final moments inside the Balldo Bunker.

https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2301529/rekieta

Why so low effort? Nowadays you could just use some easy crap like Luma AI to make the entire scene using nick and the balldo crew and an AI voice system for english to german text

Even gym the boomer can create decent ai stuff on x

 

[mindlessobserver]

Why so low effort? Nowadays you could just use some easy crap like Luma AI to make the entire scene using nick and the balldo crew and an AI voice system for english to german text

Even gym the boomer can create decent ai stuff on x

Feel free to take the script and make it better.

I'm old. I take a template and write my may may into it. If you zoomies want to use abomination intelligence, go for it.