Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.5%

  • Total voters
    388
Fun fact, cocaine is not addictive. Heroine is addictive, alcohol is addictive, but cocaine doesn’t work like that. You could quit cold turkey from one day to the next and be 100% fine. The only “addiction“ quality is entirely mental, it is personal desire and will that makes them keep using. In that instance, when you have five children in a drug den and are doing lines during church service, the question is moral and not medical.
Fun fact, gambling is not addictive. The only "addiction" quality is entirely mental.

You are really not as smart as you think you are.
 
Even then. If you're going to risk your family, to risk it for something as debased as an ounce of coke is so fucking gay. If you risk getting your kids taken away over the jab or maskies that's micro retard dosing. Doing it over an ounce of coke and a whore is mega dosing retard juice.
It's funny because I can absolutely see getting to the point of potentially risking his family in an effort to strive for a fair government. But if your idea of a fair government is "rules for thee and not for me" then you are a fucking idiot. To be a LAWYER and to try to argue that the whole government and legal system is bullshit is literally the most backwoods insane shit I can possibly imagine. I mean it really is. It's crazy. His entire job is to deal in the rules he thinks are bullshit. Maybe he should have been a politician and he would have gotten away with this shit.
 
It's funny because I can absolutely see getting to the point of potentially risking his family in an effort to strive for a fair government. But if your idea of a fair government is "rules for thee and not for me" then you are a fucking idiot. To be a LAWYER and to try to argue that the whole government and legal system is bullshit is literally the most backwoods insane shit I can possibly imagine. I mean it really is. It's crazy. His entire job is to deal in the rules he thinks are bullshit. Maybe he should have been a politician and he would have gotten away with this shit.
Should a man be entitled to the coke of his nose? No says the police man: "It's against the law", no say the starving kids: "We're hungry", no say the kiwicel prudes: "You're a cuck faggot". I rejected these answers, instead I chose something different. I chose balldopia.

he's wearing 3 rings
😉

And a cage. His wife's boyfriend has the key.
 
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Reminds me of when Rekieta said he didn’t like interracial porn as it was racist because it fetishises black men.

That is a very strange thing for Nick to say given how how he was so "into" Drexel's interracial porn stories and his whole cuck/black bull thing. Nick through Drexel (and in general) seemed to be an absolute fan of making a fetish out of black men.
 
It's kinda rich of someone actively defending child abuse to so often insinuate other people have harmful motives towards children, like it's some kind of projection. A 9 year old tested positive for use of cocaine and Barnes is actively trying to minimize that while claiming everyone else like Josh and LegalMindset are the ones harming kids. It's all very suspect.
Keep in mind that Barnes kept pushing that "confession through projection" saying in the past... So, seems like Barnes is doin' an awful lot o' confessing here, eh? Just sayin'...
 
Keep in mind that Barnes kept pushing that "confession through projection" saying in the past... So, seems like Barnes is doin' an awful lot o' confessing here, eh? Just sayin'...
Even funnier is this: When a leaked screenshot was posted on Twitter from a report which revealed the mandatory reporter's name and some of the kids's names or when a supplemental report with the kids's names was leaked to lawtube fags, Barnes didn't say anything. But when a document gets leaked on here with the kids's names because the poster didn't censor them all of the forum gets blamed and the motherfucker STILL insinuates that we are pedos. Double standards Barny can go fuck himself.
 
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Should a man be denied the coke of his nose? No says the police man: "It's against the law", no say the starving kids: "We're hungry", No say the kiwicel prudes: "You're a cuck faggot". I rejected these answers, instead I chose something different. I chose balldopia.
You fucked it up. You must be a nigger. You are saying that the cop is saying a man should NOT be denied the coke of his nose while also saying it's against the law.
 
Even funnier is this: When a leaked screenshot was posted on Twitter from a report which revealed the mandatory reporter's name and some of the kids's names or when a supplemental report with the kids's names was leaked to lawtube fags, Barnes didn't say anything. But when a document gets leaked on here with the kids's names because the poster didn't censor them all of the forum gets blamed and the motherfucker STILL insinuates that we are pedos. Double standars Barny can go fuck himself.
You hate Barnes because he's a hypocrite and an idiot and a failure and because you suspect he's a pedophile.
I hate Barnes because he's fat.
 
I've thought about the "Nick crossing state lines with drugs" question a bit. We don't have evidence he went to Fargo (the most likely place across state lines to score) or anywhere else. His documented trips and socials were all Twin Cities. There's functionally no suburbs of the twin cities in Wisconsin.

Above said, I would almost guarantee that Nick took his tackle box of drugs to his road trips that he drove to. I can't remember if he drove to Vegas (think they flew), but I think they drove to Nashville (they saw Doug T on the way and went to some concert), and I don't remember on his terrible appearance in Philly on WATP. I don't remember Matsuri '23 itinerary (but we know he avoided the second tier lawtubers like Vices and Grandma-avoider Ozzie).

We know there were a lot of people at the "Playboy" Airbnb - I think Branca was there for a bit, as was that remora fish douche Valhalla Awaits. From the little spoken about it, I believe there were more. If the feds really wanted to nail Nick- one of those retards, clout chasers, and/or hangers-on would totally flip state's evidence to save their own hide. If this case against Nick really was coming from the VERY TOP, there's no way Nick was clean in Nashville, and driving there means they were hauling drugs. (And probably a St Andrew's Cross and Lord knows what else.)

We saw the Nashville video, it was a disaster. That's a good 14-15 hour drive (even with the Highway of the Saints cutting it down a bit), versus a 2 hour flight. Yeah, he went to some concert with Doug on the way, so maybe that's the driving excuse. We know Nick was doing pole dancing for some of his friends leeches there. He 100% brought drugs across state lines to Nashville.
 
I've thought about the "Nick crossing state lines with drugs" question a bit. We don't have evidence he went to Fargo (the most likely place across state lines to score) or anywhere else. His documented trips and socials were all Twin Cities. There's functionally no suburbs of the twin cities in Wisconsin.

Above said, I would almost guarantee that Nick took his tackle box of drugs to his road trips that he drove to. I can't remember if he drove to Vegas (think they flew), but I think they drove to Nashville (they saw Doug T on the way and went to some concert), and I don't remember on his terrible appearance in Philly on WATP.

We know there were a lot of people at the "Playboy" Airbnb - I think Branca was there for a bit, as was that remora fish douche Valhalla Awaits. From the little spoken about it, I believe there were more. If the feds really wanted to nail Nick- one of those retards, clout chasers, and/or hangers-on would totally flip state's evidence to save their own hide. If this case against Nick really was coming from the VERY TOP, there's no way Nick was clean in Nashville, and driving there means they were hauling drugs. (And probably a St Andrew's Cross and Lord knows what else.)

We saw the Nashville video, it was a disaster. That's a good 14-15 hour drive (even with the Highway of the Saints cutting it down a bit), versus a 2 hour flight. Yeah, he went to some concert with Doug on the way, so maybe that's the driving excuse. We know Nick was doing pole dancing for some of his friends leeches there. He 100% brought drugs across state lines to Nashville.
Why would they waste time and resources trying to prove that when they already have him on felony drug charges?
 
Why would they waste time and resources trying to prove that when they already have him on felony drug charges?
That's my point. The State of Minnesota doesn't give a shit. But this "The Government is out to get me" idea from Nick just doesn't hold water.
 
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