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☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆ said:
That reminds me of her cat Ollie. Does anyone know if animal control visited her? Someone in the chat alleged they were in route to her parents home.
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Animal control visited awhile back. Her court date for the cats is the 24th, but JM says it's already been handled behind the scenes. Believe me when I tell you her local police department and governmental authority are well aware of the Boyle family.
 
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Please enjoy this still I took from her last Twitch live. One, its just funny and two, it really shows the swelling of the thyroid pretty nicely.

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Also, just in case you were wondering how hoarded up the attic is: (and yes to answer the earlier question there IS a door stuck up in the attic rafters, for storage I guess)

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FUCK SICKOS said:
lmfao are you telling me her whole "looking like a boy" thing is because a nickname of Jessica is Jessie?!
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Jessica Messica had mentioned some.ancient NAL lore about NAL believing the government wanted her to transition and be a boy, and the fucking vaccines were making her think that, so you might onto something.

I thought it was because you could call her Messy Jessie, and she's touchy about the hoard.

honestly it might be both
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Jessica Messica had mentioned some.ancient NAL lore about NAL believing the government wanted her to transition and be a boy, and the fucking vaccines were making her think that, so you might onto something.

I thought it was because you could call her Messy Jessie, and she's touchy about the hoard.

honestly it might be both
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She's especially triggered by it. I remember asking her about in a stream before I was banned.
 
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Crab Latte said:
While overall I agree with you, I have to point out that Virginia's dispensaries are currently Medical only. There are no recreational weed stores there, yet.

She's the kind of person that everyone selling has fronted and not gotten paid back yet. When Josh came into the picture, we saw a lot more weed because he was paying for it. This didn't change her behavior, though, of going through it too quick or torching the entire bowl at once. She would light the bowl, talk over it, inhale about half the hit, and blow it out immediately as she was talking shit to the chat, while letting the bowl then burn out. She is truly a wasteful cow.

She also thinks that holding in your weed hit for any amount of time, as opposed to blowing it back out immediately, is harmful and doesn't do anything to get you high. It's a myth, she says! No one knows how lungs work, it's a mystery!


Edited to add this amazing screenshot from today
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Am I the only one who thinks her goiter deserves its own thread? It has more personality than she does.

You could put googly eyes on it and do a little duet with shon. Its the only "special" thing about aNAL(except for her fluently inflected incest badanage).

Case in point... that photo is magnificent. Like seeing a 2 headed goat in nature. Or a dolphin raping an orca. Truly one of natures "things".

I prefer the horrible deformity to it's host.
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
Her parents must really not want her going live she put herself in an attic in the middle of summer during a heatwave
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Oh man, thyroid problems make you really sensitive to temperature changes, and I think hyperthyroid makes you sensitive to heat specifically. I hope she didn't die if heatstroke in that shitty attic.
 
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People from Josh's fb group go to her profile and angry or sad react her posts and she posts their profile to her page then blocks them. Honestly it's all pretty retarded nal doesn't have people who are going to alog for her, pretty dumb to use your real account to try and piss her off though knowing she is the type who will get you fired from your job or whatever else she can manage.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Am I the only one who thinks her goiter deserves its own thread? It has more personality than she does.
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are we sure the goiter is not sentient like some form of parasitic twin? perhaps it takes over her body when she falls asleep or passes out and her obsession with the bathroom is just the goiter hoping she passes out in the bathtub and ends its suffering.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
are we sure the goiter is not sentient like some form of parasitic twin? perhaps it takes over her body when she falls asleep or passes out and her obsession with the bathroom is just the goiter hoping she passes out in the bathtub and ends its suffering.
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If you cut it open you'll find like hair and teeth. Maybe a single eye.

When ever she starts jerking around and cascading through facial expressions she's battling it for control.

It's going to continue getting bigger as she shrinks. Eventually it'll sprout legs and have to drag around the desiccated skeletal remains that are all that remain of Jessica.

I like to think that it's actually her twin and it hates her. It sings about hate when she's relaxing so she tries to drown it out by running water.

I really just want to draw a little face and beard on it.

What do you think it's named? Swollen and metastasizing?
 
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